Hello. I'm a popular Christmas comedian called The Man's Daddy. Do you like Christmas? I know I do. Every Christmas my family and I gather together in a fallow field and throw handfuls of frozen glitter down our own throats.
Obviously, many of us are hospitalised. I don't even know why we do it. Oh well. Never mind.
I've been working hard to bring you some brand new hilarious Christmas cracker jokes - which you can print out at home, and slide up inside the hole at the end of your family-crackers. These really are great jokes. I hope you like them.
Anyway. Best be off. I'll see you soon, yeah? Yeah, okay. See you soon. Yeah, bye. Bye then. See you soon? Hope you like my Christmas jokes. Okay, bye. See you soon, yeah? Yeah, okay, Bye then. Yeah, bye. Bye, okay? Bye.