THE MAN'S DADDY'S CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

20/12/2017

Hello. I'm a popular Christmas comedian called The Man's Daddy. Do you like Christmas? I know I do. Every Christmas my family and I gather together in a fallow field and throw handfuls of frozen glitter down our own throats.

Obviously, many of us are hospitalised. I don't even know why we do it. Oh well. Never mind.

I've been working hard to bring you some brand new hilarious Christmas cracker jokes - which you can print out at home, and slide up inside the hole at the end of your family-crackers. These really are great jokes. I hope you like them.

Anyway. Best be off. I'll see you soon, yeah? Yeah, okay. See you soon. Yeah, bye. Bye then. See you soon? Hope you like my Christmas jokes. Okay, bye. See you soon, yeah? Yeah, okay, Bye then. Yeah, bye. Bye, okay? Bye.

Attention: send your emails to the Digitiser2000 Christmas Letters Page!
digitiser2000@gmail.com

16 Comments

David W

20/12/2017 11:11:31 am

QUESTION: Why is there a typo on the last joke?

ANSWER: Grammar Got Run Over by a Reindeer.

Hamptonoid

20/12/2017 05:14:57 pm

Nice.

QUESTION: Who delivers grammatical corrections on Christmas eve?

ANSWER: Backspace Santa

The King of Banter

20/12/2017 11:16:46 am

Rudoph? Nice typing m8.

20/12/2017 11:28:35 am

At Christmas keyboards have no 'L' (Noel !!!!)

Mr Biffo

20/12/2017 12:17:33 pm

What a bunch of pedantic twats.

Richard Gere

20/12/2017 02:41:52 pm

Very good@RG

RichardM

20/12/2017 11:37:34 am

I think I might put some of these in the family-crackers, but will need a long pair of tweezers or somesuch to get the original joke out. Digitiser branded tweezers on the store pls.

Spanko

20/12/2017 12:02:10 pm

There were excellent

Gerry Halliwell

20/12/2017 12:45:58 pm

Q: Which famous siblings first had the idea of covering lumps of cheese in wax, and selling them at Christmas?

A: The Truckle Brothers (Barry and Paul Chuckle)

sonicshrimp

20/12/2017 12:46:19 pm

Already printed these and will deliver to my suffering wife on a daily basis in ‘thoughtful ways’, each time building it up that it will be a nice surprise that day.

Emma Bun Ton IV

20/12/2017 12:59:28 pm

Question; Who was the only ghost to perform on Band Aid 2 Christmas no1, 'do you think they know if its Christmas yet' in 1989? Answer; Rich Ghastly (Rick Astley).

Biscuits

20/12/2017 02:25:50 pm

Q.What was Santa's high school nickname?

A. The rotund oaf!

Chomboss Wankuss

20/12/2017 06:35:31 pm

Question- What does Santa do on Boxing Day?

Answer- He becomes “Sex-Mann”

Menko

21/12/2017 11:22:54 am

Q. Why did Santa look upset?
A. He had a hole in his sack!

Victor Adams

21/12/2017 02:48:46 pm

Question; what did the lonely glockenspiel do on Christmas day?
DEFINITIVE ANSWER, it played with its(elf).

HotSoapyBeard

21/12/2017 11:47:40 pm

Q: Why was there no Christmas cake
A: It was Stollen

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