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THE MAN'S DADDY - Hilarious Political Jokes

17/12/2014

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Good evening (unless you’re in Australia, in which case: a belated good evening). I’m a popular comedian called The Man’s Daddy. I recently attended the funeral of Schrödinger's Cat. What a waste of everyone's time that was.

When I've not been attending potential funerals of paradoxical felines, it’s my job to make jokes, which I shall endeavor to do shortly. 

This time I haven’t been writing some really excellent political jokes. Except – the joke is on you here, because that is in fact what I have been writing.

And the time of the political joking begins… now.

QUESTION: Why didn’t David Cameron take any photos on holiday?
ANSWER: He forgot to switch his “camera on”.

QUESTION: And where does David Cameron go on holiday anyway?
ANSWER: Cameroon.

QUESTION: On which format does an urban version of David Cameron like to watch movies?
ANSWER: He watches them on “da vid’”.

I’ve had enough of political humour now. It's too controversial. Let’s have some other jokes instead.

QUESTION: Why did the person refuse to put up any Christmas decorations?
ANSWER: He was a Muslim.


QUESTION: Why did his friend put up decorations in spite of this?
ANSWER: His friend was a Christian man (going by the name of Murray C. Wignall).

QUESTION: What's the funniest thing in the world?
ANSWER: Putting a snake on a roulette wheel, and spinning it around really fast.

QUESTION: Why is it a bad idea to invest in a cloud business?
ANSWER: Too many overheads (clouds).

QUESTION: What were Henry V's favourite TV shows?
ANSWER: "V" and Man "V" Food.

QUESTION: What's the worst thing to eat in a sandwich?
ANSWER: Your mother's brain.


QUESTION: What is the second worst thing to eat in a sandwich?
ANSWER: Your mother's drain.

QUESTION: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog blue?
ANSWER: He suffers from bipolar disorder, and that isn't even a joke.


QUESTION: Why was Ebeneezer Scrooge so mean?
ANSWER: Poor life choices.
 
QUESTION: Why do dromedaries have humps?
ANSWER: Some little guy must've got up under their skin. 

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12/8/2022 04:11:15 pm

hanks for sharing the article, and more importantly, your personal experience mindfully using our emotions as data about our inner state and knowing when it’s better to de-escalate by taking a time out are great tools. Appreciate you reading and sharing your story since I can certainly relate and I think others can to

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12/8/2022 04:34:42 pm

ng the article, and more importantly, your personal experience mindfully using our emotions as data about our inner state and knowing when it’s better to de-escalate by taking a time out are great tools. Appreciate you reading and sharing your story since I can certainly relate and I think others can to

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