DIGITISER
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ

THE MAN'S DADDY - And his popular Australian jokes

28/1/2015

6 Comments

 
Picture
Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. You probably remember me from that time I broke into your house at 7pm and glued half an avocado to the middle of your television screen. Subsequently, whenever a television presenter stood directly in the centre of the picture, he looked like a koala. Oh, how you never laughed.

Talking of televisions, I recently returned from a trip to Australia, a country literally full of many Australians and televisions. The visit inspired me to do two of two things: 1) Write some excellent Australian-themed jokes, and 2) Try to invent a cross between a dirigible and a didgeridoo. I failed in almost all respects. 

QUESTION: Who is the leader of the marsupials in Australia?
ANSWER: The Kingeroo (kangaroo).


QUESTION: Which is the most frequently mistaken geological formation in Australia?
ANSWER: Errs Rock (Ayers Rock).

QUESTION: Which city contains the most sodomites in Australia?
ANSWER: Sodney (Sydney).

QUESTION: What happens if you slice an Australian in Australia?
ANSWER: He bleeds shrimps everywhere and says something about Neighbours. 

QUESTION: What is the most popular game in Australia?
ANSWER: Dingo (bingo).

QUESTION: How many shrubs are there in Australia?
ANSWER: Just one: The Bush.


QUESTION: Why did the Australian cross the road in Australia?
ANSWER: He was drunk and not looking where he was going and was too busy thinking about Neighbours.


QUESTION: What are rat faeces better known as in Australia?
ANSWER: Vegemite.

QUESTION: Who is the Prime Minister of Australia?

ANSWER: Unknown.


QUESTION: Who do most Australians worship as their god in Australia?
ANSWER: Prangu Martini from Neighbours.

Those were really great jokes. I hope I never have to go to Australia again. I hate it so much.

Picture
The Man's Daddy's Book of Popular Comedy jokes - full of classic Man's Daddy humour and all-new material - is now available to Digitiser 2000 patrons and donors, in e-book form. For further details go here or click on the button.

6 Comments
Keith link
28/1/2015 05:01:14 am

Where do the small marsupials with a chromosome based disability get dropped off by boat?

Tiny Kangaroo Downs Port (Tie me kangaroo down, sport)

Reply
Mr Smith
28/1/2015 06:41:15 am

What do you call Australia's famous building where domestic servants hold babies on their laps?

Sit-knee au pair house (Sydney Opera House)

Reply
Bruce Flagpole 1138
28/1/2015 07:22:01 am

What is the city of birth of all Australians called Mel?

Mel born (Melbourne)


Where did the famous actor Mr M. Gibson get bad sun stroke?

Mel burn (Melbourne)

Reply
Mr Biffo
28/1/2015 10:01:25 am

These are hands down (under) the best Australian jokes ever!!!!?!!

Reply
Keith
28/1/2015 01:58:53 pm

What do you call an Australian footballer who has a big deep hole in his garden from which he pulls up furry snooker sticks?

Hairy Cue Well (Harry Kewell)

Reply
LeighDappa
28/1/2015 08:49:36 pm

What's an Australian's favorite Handheld Console?

A Dingoo: A330

(Google it!)

Reply



Leave a Reply.

    This section will not be visible in live published website. Below are your current settings:


    Current Number Of Columns are = 2

    Expand Posts Area =

    Gap/Space Between Posts = 12px

    Blog Post Style = card

    Use of custom card colors instead of default colors = 1

    Blog Post Card Background Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Shadow Color = current color

    Blog Post Card Border Color = current color

    Publish the website and visit your blog page to see the results

    Picture
    Support Me on Ko-fi
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    Picture
    RSS Feed Widget
    Picture

    Picture
    Tweets by @mrbiffo
    Picture
    Follow us on The Facebook

    Picture

    Archives

    December 2022
    May 2022
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    November 2020
    September 2020
    July 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014


    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • MAIN PAGE
  • Features
  • Videos
  • Game Reviews
  • FAQ