Talking of televisions, I recently returned from a trip to Australia, a country literally full of many Australians and televisions. The visit inspired me to do two of two things: 1) Write some excellent Australian-themed jokes, and 2) Try to invent a cross between a dirigible and a didgeridoo. I failed in almost all respects.
ANSWER: The Kingeroo (kangaroo).
QUESTION: Which is the most frequently mistaken geological formation in Australia?
ANSWER: Errs Rock (Ayers Rock).
QUESTION: Which city contains the most sodomites in Australia?
ANSWER: Sodney (Sydney).
QUESTION: What happens if you slice an Australian in Australia?
ANSWER: He bleeds shrimps everywhere and says something about Neighbours.
QUESTION: What is the most popular game in Australia?
ANSWER: Dingo (bingo).
QUESTION: How many shrubs are there in Australia?
ANSWER: Just one: The Bush.
QUESTION: Why did the Australian cross the road in Australia?
ANSWER: He was drunk and not looking where he was going and was too busy thinking about Neighbours.
QUESTION: What are rat faeces better known as in Australia?
QUESTION: Who is the Prime Minister of Australia?
QUESTION: Who do most Australians worship as their god in Australia?
ANSWER: Prangu Martini from Neighbours.
Those were really great jokes. I hope I never have to go to Australia again. I hate it so much.