THE MAN'S DADDY - And his phabulous phunnies

Hello. I'm a popular comedian called The Man's Daddy. Among the many things I do is another thing: writing really excellent jokes for my amazing comedy routine.

Some of those jokes will be arriving here soon. Oh look - they're here already.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
No - Doctor Harold Shipman. Just let me in.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor – my foot is all swollen.
DOCTOR: I’m Harold Shipman.

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ANSWER: He was trying to avoid Harold Shipman.

QUESTION: What vessel did Harold Shipman go on holiday in?
ANSWER: A ship, man.

QUESTION: What does Harold Shipman put in the ground to make plants grow?
ANSWER: Seeds and bulbs.

QUESTION: What is Harold Shipman's favourite food?
ANSWER: Beard (bread).
 
QUESTION: Why did Harold Shipman wear glasses?
ANSWER: So he could see the things he was doing.

QUESTION: Did Harold Shipman ever own a dog?
ANSWER: I'd have to ask someone.

QUESTION: What's worse than Harold Shipman biting into an apple and finding a worm?
ANSWER: Harold Shipman himself.

Those were all excellent, tasteful jokes.

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