With The Great British Bake-Off back on our screens, Britain has baking fever once more. But what does such a show have to offer we, the great British gaming public? Digitiser2000 attempts to remedy this oversight with a gallery of spectacular games hardware cakery.
"Greetings, cake artisan. I wish to buy a cake in the following form: Imagine the Commodore 64 didn't have a hard plastic shell, but was hewn from the lumps of ambergris that washed up on Hebridean beaches."
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"Cake artisan, pray... did you never wonder what the ZX Spectrum would've looked like had it been subjected to the blast of a thermonuclear attack? Picture this image. Create my cake in its form."
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"Cake artisan, please... I hate myself. I want a cake which encapsulates the sheer futility and failure which runs through my life like a ruddy sewer."
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"Please, cake artisan, can I have a birthdo cake in the shape of my child's favourite console - the Game Box 17? Yes, it's a real thing. Don't forget to put a Dreamcast swirl in the top right corner, for some reason."
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"Cake artisan, I would like my son to have cake which combines his three favourite things: the Sega Mega Drive, the number 25, and explosive diarrhoea."
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"I think the tastiest colour in the world is grey. Don't you agree, cake artisan? Bake me the greyest thing you can think of."
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"I could drink you under the table."
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"No, I've never seen a Super Nintendo joypad, cake artisan, but let me try to describe to you, as best I understand it from hearsay..."
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"Cake artisan, I want you to create a cake based upon this quick sketch I did of a thing I found in my child's bedroom. I think it's a calculator."
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"Cake artisan, I wish to commemorate the day my son, Tom, was killed by falling in a tar pit on his birthday. He was clutching his favourite birthday present: a PlayStation."
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"Cake artisan, I want you to create a cake based upon this Xbox 360 joypad, but you must create it while I wave it around in your face, and conceal it beneath a tea towel, only giving you glimpses of one part of it at a time."
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