THE DIGITISER2000 LETTERS PAGE

Here's another Digitiser2000 letters page, to fill the virtually unfillable void left by Mr Biffo's selfish decision to take a holiday.​ Don't worry, though - he'll be sending each and every one of you a postcard.

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BATTERIES
My wife asked me to buy some CR2032 batteries for a scale the other day. Does the fact I replied 'ooh,
Dreamcast vmu batteries!' show I need to get out more? 

News of April's Games With Gold on eggsbox reaches me, Sunset Overdrive & The Wolf Among Us. I was contemplating buying the former cheap only the other day so that's good. But the latter? Oh man! 
I can't be the only person who's a bit Telltaled out, after the superb Walking Dead (stay away from Clem or I'll kill you!) it's all got a bit samey. WAU, WD 2 Minecraft, the original template Back To The Future & the wasted opportunity that was Game of Thrones. The only exception being the great Borderlands which worked due to the comedy angle.

It's almost getting as ridiculous as the Lego games series from Travellers Tales, they've outstayed their welcome too... 

Have a great pagan egg day, I read you every day. 
Ian Thompson

You do need to get out more, Ian, but not for the reason you think. Press reveal to find out why:

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POEMS
Faustian Lullaby
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
In spite of having a cherry for his soul,
He'd dance in the pantry he'd dance round the well,
He could dance all he wanted but he was going straight to hell.

Gamer's Lament
Computer games are lots of fun,
I play them sitting on my bum,
Make the sprite go left or right,
Make the sprite jump or fight,
My avatars are full of vigour,
As for me, I've lost my figure.
Carl Pott

Here's a poem for you:

​There once was a fellow called Carl,
Who regrettably had a name that very little rhymed with,
Also, a stink penis,
Now press reveal to see what the Poet Laureate thinks of your work...

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SHENPOO
Thank you for your excellent review of Shenmue on the Dreamcast. It finally persuaded me to buy the console and I enjoyed it enormously.

I was wondering, what would you recommend next?
Yours,

​Gerald Dogson

Press reveal to find out:

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MADE-UP
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Danny Boyd (Luton Area)

Thanks for that, Danny. Good to have you back on Digitiser.

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