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28/7/2017

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Hopefully, next week's Digi will be back to a regular schedule. Sorry about all the recent disruption, but I think you might know why. Inevitably - and at the risk of you all getting sick of hearing about it - there's something of a Found Footage theme running through the letters this week. 

If you would like to appear on next week's page, or you've something you'd like me to give some attention to in our occasional Plug Zone, please send your sweet and gentle emails to this place here: 
digitiser2000@gmail.com
MOC UP
I was caught defacing pub property with the words MOC-MOC-A-MOC! Do you consider this a criminal act? If so what should my punishment be?
Paul Morris
Press reveal to see the opinion of a top lawyer.
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DINO-SORE
Hi Mr Biffitiser. I have put some heavy research time into Dinosaurs. Over the 5 minutes of my life I spent investigating these big ol' bastards I have come up with the one conclusion.

All the evidence points to the fact that all dinosaurs lived underground - yes all, even the flying ones and the swimming ones!

Unbelievable right? Well no. Let's look at the evidence. When was the last time a dinosaur fossil was found on top of the ground!? When was the last time someone stubbed their toe on a t-rex skull? When did you last step in Dino shit?
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Can you argue with these facts?
Lee
Yes. Press reveal to see the opinion of a top fossil.
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ESSAY AGAIN 
In a moment of madness I decided to write an essay about Digitiser 2000. Not just any old essay either, this was the final essay of my English degree, which would determine the end result of years of study. Luckily I didn't fail, and in fact the feedback I got said that Digitiser 2000 was  "an interesting choice for analysis".


So there you go.
S Hawke
You can't leave it there, Hawke. Send in this essay, please. 
YOU'RE ONLY WHO-MAN
The controversy over a Doctor Who turning into one of those with the boobs has caused me to think about the dreaded word "fandoms" and how crappy they can be. Most of the time.

I actually jumped the Whovian Ship a while back, choosing to become a casual observer rather than a fully fledged fan over yet another transformation controversy, where they did that movie with John Hurt.

Upon commenting "Oh wow, John Hurt is going to be The Doctor", some fans got in my face for not paying attention, saying he isn't really The Doctor because he is part of him that he doesn't accept and blah blah blah. I thought if I'm going to ostracised for taking onscreen words "Introducing John Hurt as The Doctor" at face value, then I shall just give up trying to understand this mess.

To be frank, I actually want to get back on since so many fans are losing it over a lady Doctor, while others are arguing that the first lady Doctor happened in a Comic Relief episode some years back. I do not want to crush the dreams of those believers, but I must request if that becomes canon, then I must insist that the episode where The Doctor goes to Eastenders also be made canon.

In other fandom complaints, I am a member of another fandom which is actually nice to people, both in and out of it, but I fear saying which one it is out of fear of being shot. So, to conclude, it's hard to like things because either people hate you for liking them or hate you for not liking them the same way they do.

Anyway, hope you're well, and hope you receive less downer letters. Like the ones about you constantly taking a poo.
El Greenio Screenio
Fandom can be a truly wonderful thing, but I know first-hand how toxic it can become. However, I've been blessed since un-retiring. I've made so many new friends in the last couple of years, and met so many brilliant people, since bringing Digi back and doing Found Footage. And given past experiences, it says a lot that you all managed to break down the defences I'd built up. 
A-HOLES
I hope your dad's surgery went well. I feel like a terrible human being as I commented on something and made no reference to it yet everybody else did.  I am a terrible human being.

Anyways, on to the point. I thought your readers might like to know that TV channel Spike has started repeating The A-Team at tea-time. As a consequence I have watched a couple of episodes and realised that I don't remember anything about The A-Team except the theme tune, the van and the fact Mr T is in it.

In the most recent episode I watched, Mr T was beat up real bad, which was Face's fault or something.  Anyway, instead of going to A&E like normal people, they went round some random doctor's house for assistance.  Mr T's line?  "I ain't getting fixed up by no lady doctor."

This brings us neatly on to Doctor Who. Do you think Mr T would make a good Doctor?  He could resurrect his catchphrases: "I ain't getting on no TARDIS, fool", "Stay away from those Daleks (bins)" and "I cuss you bad, Davros".

Anyway, at the end of The A-Team they tricked the bikers by making a replica police station out of loo roll, and then set somebody's shoes on fire. I'm not even making this shit up.

Will we see Bronk's funeral in Found Footage?
Chris
Mr T never cussed anybody bad. You have made a terrible error. That was the Snakes. Press reveal to see what they think about the new female Doctor.
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VAN ALIVE
So, you're hiring a van for Found Footage, and the filming location is haunted. It's a live-action remake of Scranton K, isn't it?

The first clue was the Daddy/Ghost/Toast combination in Goujon John's Celebrity Ghostel. Now, all that remains is to speculate who will play the whimsical nude.

Unless I'm completely wrong, and the van instead appears on the news following a tragic sleep-deprived incident.

Please don't crash, strewing props over the M1. People won't know whether to call for an ambulance or the Bum Disposal Squad.
David W
Fortunately, I was sufficiently wired after filming that I managed to get home - albeit at 2am - with zero issues. Though today's trip to the dump might be interesting, given what we'll be chucking over the edge...
GAMING MILL'S FIRST LETTER
My friend Pink Kelly used to own a macaque monkey. I don't know where he got it from but it was probably illegal.

One day he popped out to the shops for some bread so I went into his kitchen. Why? To get a bottle of vinegar to rub on its lips. About ten minutes later I heard the front door go, thinking Pink Kelly had returned - it wasn't; it was his girlfriend.

"What do you think you're doing?!" she screamed at me. "I'm trying to make it look as though it's talking!" I replied. I thought it was dead funny but, needless to say, I was never allowed in his flat again.

Well, not whilst she was still with him anyway.

He eventually swapped the macaque for a Sega Dreamcast and a ton of games.

I am unfit but strong and that is all.
Gaming Mill
If I didn't know better, I'd swear you made half of this stuff up, Gaming Mill.
LOST AND FOUND
I've discovered "Mr. Biffo's Found Footage" somewhere in the autumn of 2016 but it took me a lot more time to finally have a look a it and appreciate in all it's glory, as 2016 at a whole was a bit of a crazy and busy year... And 2017, while not as much, is still busy.

And as for glory - I can't thank you enough on how much your work inspires me recently and calms me a bit in the cruel summer. It's really something of a Christmas in July... Christmas, of course, being Sexy and from U.S.A. (I don't know what is this magic, but I'm listening to this all the time and re-watching the music video too). 
 
I'm mainly writing because I'm quite bummed by the fact that I was not able to pledge for the finale of "Mr. Biffo's Found Footage". It was, of course, 188% founded without my help (not counting the fact that I've reposted it on Reddit) but I'm really sad that my finances are not as great this month.

So I wanted to ask whether it is still possible to have my 5-10 pounds unofficially given to production whenever I will have money via PayPal or somehow? Also I wanted to ask whether it's possible to help you in any way beyond that? My main profession is "Master of Political Studies in International Relations, Translator", but I'm also a bit of everything regarding filmmaking from editing to composing music.

I also have an IMDb Pro account (which was, in my case, free as I'm in Top-250 contributors) and would love to sit a few hours transcribing every single name from the special thanks credits of "Found Footage" even if it requires pausing it every half-a-second. I just love adding stuff on IMDb (and Stuart Ashen knows the least fortunate side of that - I'm now trying to clean up his over-cluttered thanks to me and a few other users page). As a sample I've added extended mix of "Sexy Christmas U.S.A." as a separate title on IMDb (music videos are eligible now and it is one, so why not?). 
 
One of the reasons I was not able to pledge for finale in July was spending some money on my own recurring productions - a feature film named "Crudely Written Communal Fiction", which I'm filming since 2007 (ten years!) and a web-series called "The Bucket" (Vedro), which I'm filming since 2012. Maintaining those considering that I've relocated production from a zone of war conflict in Donetsk is quite a hard task.

I wanted to say a few words about "The Bucket", actually, as I've found bizarre coincidences with "Mr. Biffo's Found Footage" - such as we both managed to release an unaired pilot, a Christmas Special and a first proper episode in 2016 (well, I've made the original pilot back in 2013 to convince the cast and crew, but still).

​The series themselves are a bit similar in style and plot, as well. "The Bucket" is a sketch show with a few recurring sub-plots and one recurring semi-serious segment (in the first season it is "The Wave He Gave", a weird sci-fi/horror hybrid). Would love you to see this and hear your opinion. Would love to have you in cameo in a movie and/or series for that matter, but that's me being impudent. 
Nikolay Yeriomin
I'm not going to stop you throwing money at me, Nikolay.

As for me cameoing in your project... are you sure? I don't much like being in front of the camera these days, given that seeing myself on film or in photos simply reminds me that I need to lose weight. Not being able to eat all that lovely food is a terribly depressing thought.
GAMING MILL'S SECOND LETTER
I sent you a letter last week. but because you were busy or something you didn't put any up on Teletext so there could be a good chance that I'll have two up this week.

Or maybe not. It's your call - I don't care. You could stamp on my foot and I wouldn't care...actually, don't do that, it'd probably really hurt because it's broken or something. Try a Chinese burn instead, that wouldn't bother me.

Speaking of my painful foot, last Tuesday was truly brilliant down in 'the place' for the Found Footage Finale. I met a lot of very nice, friendly and talented people. I didn't hear one bad word from anybody and everyone seemed to get on great.

I don't know how those that did managed to keep going for so long - I left home at 7am to get there for 9am and only managed to make it until about 7pm because my knackered foot was getting too painful to stand on.

On a more sad note regarding that day, when I got home later that night I went straight to the pub to tell people about my day; I think everyone thought I was lying again.

​However, I was still quite high from the experience and got a taxi home about 3am only to found out that my three triops had died (look 'em up, they're ace!) I suspect it's because I forgot to pull the blind down in my lounge and they boiled to death in five hours of direct sunlight whilst I was out.

R.I.P. Three triops.

I am fit but unwell and that is all.
Gaming Mill.​
Yes: you do have two letters this week, Gaming Mill. Which is exciting for everyone! I don't know how we kept going either. I slept for most of Wednesday - being awake for about three hours in the afternoon, and a couple more in the evening. Yesterday wasn't much better, but we had to unpack all the crap from the van, and then fill it with rubbish to take to the dump. Today is the trip to the dump. Maybe I'll rest tomorrow... WHEN I'M DEAD!!!!
TUESDAY I'M IN LOVE
Dear readers, how was your Tuesday?

Mine was spent underground for 13 hours, working happily at the beck and call of Mr Biffo as an extra in his Found Footage finale.

As you may have heard, unlike other FF eps, this was a sci-fi extravaganza, with some professional actors, crew, and equipment, along with a bunch of us amateur extras. Without trying to spoil it, despite some, let's say, interesting costumes we extras had to wear, the whole thing was played straight; professionally lit, filmed, sound recorded and directed, and was a blast from start to finish.

It was hard work at times, with mostly zero visibility in the costumes, and some resulting bumps and scrapes, but was great fun overall. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. It was also fascinating to help dress the sets and see some of the behind the scenes work when the extras weren't needed on camera.

I'd like to thank the pro crew and actors, who at times must have wondered what they had let themselves in for, but continued to work with good humour and professionalism throughout.

Big hugs and thanks to Paul and his family and friends - namely Sanya, Gaia, Steve and Sam Horsely, who were cheerful and helpful all day. And to David, who was extremely useful and gave a great and atmospheric guided tour of the location at the beginning.

I'd particularly like to big up my fellow extras. There was definite bonding in adversity, with us working hard when shooting, and laughing and joking (almost gallows humour) between takes. So many thanks to Joe, Oliver, Jenny, Jim, Todd, Peter, Steve N, Sam A, Gaz, Fred, Mark (apologies for any errors or omissions).

I also persuaded my mate Nick to come along. He hadn't even heard of Biffo, or Digitiser, or Found Footage, so trying to explain all that made an interesting phone call. But he was happy to be involved and threw himself into it as a general runner and set dresser.

​Despite initially not wishing to appear on camera, I believe he might appear (intentionally) as a single hand. He certainly did some great "barrier acting", moving some large corrugated plastic sheets pretending to be... something... behind them. Many thanks matey.

I actually missed my daughter's sixth birthday for this experience. She was a bit grumpy that Daddy "went out to play" without her, but I think I made up for it the next day with essentially a second birthday day, with cake and everything. Paul and Sanya passed on birthday wishes, and Steve H even drew some teletext artwork just for her, although I'm not sure she truly appreciates the form yet!

Can't wait to see the final result on screen, as I still don't really know what it was all about, with things filmed out of order and we only saw bits of it anyway. But if even just some of the passion making it shows up on screen, you'll be in for something very special.

Lots of love,
John Veness
Sorry about the bang on the head, John. If it makes you feel better, you provided some great material for the blooper reel.

It's a massive relief to me that all the extras seemed to have enjoyed themselves. I was sort of cocooned away for the most part, in my directing bubble, and was concerned that you were all waiting around for a long time, possibly bored, thinking I was being rude by ignoring you. But thank you - without you extras it wouldn't look as good as I think it looks. There are two scenes in particular which will stand out as being quite unlike anything else that has ever been caught on camera.

​And as for what it's all about... that remains to be seen, as several key scenes had to be dropped for time and the unexpected loss of a core cast member earlier than expected. It's going to take some creative editing to piece together what we have, but I'm confident we can pull it off.

Even if we go out on "To be continued..."
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Paul
28/7/2017 09:42:55 am

I’m in agreement with El Greenio Screenio - the whole “she’s the 13th Doctor” thing that comes form the BBC, and indeed other places, is absolute bunk. First off, has he rightly noted, John Hurt was introduced ON SCREEn in BIG LETTER as “The Doctor”. While the 50th anniversary had Hurt’s Doctor say that he didn’t like to use the title, at the and it was clear that he had accepted it because of the outcome of the war with the Daleks. Or something. So, yes, John Hurt is a legit Doctor, which makes Capaldi Doctor #13. That makes Jodie Whittaker Doctor #14.

Or, and let’s get really nerdy here, #15. Why? Well, Tennant’s Doctor regenerated, causing the “Doctor Donna Meta Crisis” (or whatever shit T. Davies made up). That’s counted as a regeneration by some.

It’s a bloody minefield, I’m telling you. The thing we do have to bear in mind is that it’s a kid’s TV show, and really younger minds seem to enjoy the flexibility of this kind of thing. Let’s try to enjoy the programme like the kids do, eh?

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El Greenio Screenio
28/7/2017 11:51:32 am

Thank You.

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Spiney O'Sullivan
29/7/2017 01:53:35 am

I fell out of the Doctor Who fandom years ago. It just wasn't fun discussing it with other viewers who seemed to watch the thing with the expectation of hating it (not just in the Moffat era, as a lot of people had massive problems with Rusty at the time). I'm not against legitimate criticism, but there's really a point where you have to ask why you're even watching the thing if you spend an hour of every week seething in rage.

Nowadays I tend to watch stuff that isn't being hugely discussed, avoid internet fandoms, and recommend shows selectively. I'm basically trying not to give a damn what anybody thinks of what I'm enjoying.

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Tinker's Cuss
28/7/2017 09:52:55 am

A Pearl Harbour joke with an ethnic slur as a punch line! Hahaha...ha..ah..ah... actually, no.

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Mr Biffo
28/7/2017 10:27:45 am

Wait. It was??? Jesus. That shows my naivety/exhaustion. I'm taking it out.

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Mr Biffo
28/7/2017 10:29:25 am

Right. That's gone.

Biscuits
28/7/2017 10:59:50 am

I did wonder... what made the fellow think this was the correct venue for such an odious quip? A baffling turn of events to be sure

Mr Biffo
28/7/2017 12:01:21 pm

Both Sanya and I missed it. We just thought it was a stream of nonsense. Like I say... we might need a break.

DEAN
28/7/2017 12:15:27 pm

I was curious too, Biscuits - thought perhaps the person was trying to make a point about offence - the original post has, quite reasonably, been removed, but in it the character of Davies had that fateful thought and then carried on with his rounds. Bearing in mind all the set up had been about the cool temperature. Sure, it was no stretch to see the pun but it equally only occurred in a mind which could see it - Biffo and his good lady were oblivious, for example.

To be clear, I didn't write it and nor am I defending it but, rather, like you, found it a seemingly strange thing to do and then that gets me thinking...

Tinker's Cuss
28/7/2017 01:15:04 pm

My thoughts when I read the letter this morning:

"Haha! Knackered Biffo touched a racist pun with his blog!"

D-Bob
28/7/2017 08:04:30 pm

I really want to know what the joke was now... just for curiosity purposes, I promise I want laugh.

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David W
28/7/2017 09:33:03 pm

Commentary on cold air, with the punchline being that it's also a mildly unpleasant* racial term. Prudently removed, but not really worth any more fuss.

(*in the context of contemporary stereotypes.)

PeskyFletch
28/7/2017 10:54:11 am

Does someone on here post on the guardian under the alias Moc Mocamoc? I saw someone and thought, hey! and they seem mostly yo comment on videogames(and dislike of peter bradshaw). On the subject of angry fandoms i recently got a load of vitriol for saying i thought the third act of the new ghostbusters film was crap-a-leekie. I dunno why, i'm not sure if the other person thoguht i was secretly a misogynist, althogh you would think that would mean i'd dislike the whole film.

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RichardM
28/7/2017 11:04:24 am

I've expressed some strong anti-fandom views and never received any vitriol. Perhaps I'm not picking the right ones to dislike? Let's puncture some sacred cows...

Neighbours is crap! Home & Away is the worst show I've ever seen!

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PeskyFletch
28/7/2017 11:14:52 am

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD MATE!

Toadfish no.1 fan
28/7/2017 11:40:31 am

Yes, well I wouldn't expect someone with such terrible taste to appreciate the many depths and nuances of perhaps the greatest show of all time

RichardM
28/7/2017 12:58:12 pm

OK, fuck, going to watch my DVD of Scott and Charlene's wedding for the thousandth time. The silver is wearing thin, but I think it still work.

(Home & Away is still shit.)

Biscuits
28/7/2017 11:44:38 am

Sorry to hear of your triops GamingMill. I was hoping they would feature in a future GamingMill 'flick'.

I finally got some distilled water so I'll be hatching mine tonight! As the curtain falls on one dynasty, another emerges. Circle of life and all that.

Who's played Thumper? It's bloody great

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Neptunium
28/7/2017 12:01:50 pm

I am playing Thumper, too. I really like it, apart from the following things:

1. My hands really hurt after playing it, because it's so tense/precise that I am unable to control the obscene amount of pressure I exert upon the controller. This is probably a fault with my BRAIN rather than the developer.
2. Once it gets to Level 4 it is far too hard (although I suspect this is because I always play it on Switch in handheld mode and I can't "see" far enough into the distance on the small screen, I actually progress further in TV mode, but crowbarring my wife away from Big Brother is trés impossible)
3. Although I really like the music, I really wish there was some different music as well. It's crying out for fan made music which sound different but keep the same timing - that would give the game an obscene amount of re-playability.

I would rate it Vib Ribbon out of Rez. To convert that into old skool: Graphics 82%, Playability 86%, Sound 90%, Overall (not an average) 88%.

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Biscuits
28/7/2017 12:46:54 pm

Cor yeah I can't imagine playing it on the little screen, I sit 3 feet away from a 32 incher and still find myself leaning in to get a better view of approaching obstacles. If you've got a good ear, each object is signified by a sound when appearing, eg. a 'barrier' makes a snare sound as it pops up in the distance

And yeah some kind of track builder would be superb...maybe even some Audiosurf-style 'just upload a song to create a level' wizardry

Gaming Mill link
1/8/2017 05:58:31 pm

I didn't put all of the sachet of eggs in my first attempt - I started a new batch the day I found the that my first lot had died. I've made a video of them...HERE: https://youtu.be/VCWTzXF9D8o

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Mrtankthreat
28/7/2017 12:34:38 pm

On fandoms, I'm slowly coming to the realisation, despite the fact that I read weird gaming websites, enjoy obscure sci fi and have even been on Countdown and therefore probably am one, that I hate nerds. I blame the likes of the Big Bang Theory (which is shit) and the whole nerds are cool b.s. that has infiltrated popular culture. I think some people have confused obsession for passion. Plus this nerd culture has ruined so much stuff. It's gotten to the point where I even hate the original Star Wars trilogy now, not just the prequels. Also I wish Kevin Smith could be erased from history (apart from Clerks which should continue to exist as a mysterious entity that was the sole creation of an unknown director who never did anything else, because let's face it that's not too far from the truth).

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Mrtankthreat
28/7/2017 12:44:04 pm

To be clear when I say the Big Bang Theory I am of course talking about the television show and not the origin of the universe although ultimately that is just as responsible for the things that are shit.

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Jol
28/7/2017 03:09:33 pm

Wow dude you've been on Countdown? I love a bit of Countdown, been watching it since I was like 3 years old (my mum tells me that I used to call it 'vowels and coincidence'). Did you go in with your 75 timestable written down?

Are nerds cool, or is it just that nerd culture has just been absorbed by the mainstream? There's just an over proliferation of products that were previously seen as nerdy and uncool, like superheroes and sci-fi and fantasy (and associated tat). The sheer in-your-face capitalism* of the neverending quest to make more money has led to an over-saturation of nerd 'stuff' (and associated tat). But people who like that stuff are still just people, there's just a lot more of them than their used to be. Isn't that broadly speaking a good thing?

*I'm not some commie hippy or anything but I just saw the Justice League trailer followed by the Thor trailer in the cinema a few days ago and it's all a bit much isn't it?

Re: Kevin Smith - hey man Mallrats is good fun, and Red State is definitely worth a watch. You can probably ignore everything in between.

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DEAN
28/7/2017 06:12:35 pm

Oh man, I love Kevin Smith!

Definitely worth checking out are his evening with Kevin Smith stuff. The guy is a great talker and incredibly interesting... and pretty darn funny!

I also really rated his Green Arrow run.

But yeah, something happened to him.

Spiney O'Sullivan
29/7/2017 01:40:43 am

Clerks is one of my absolute favourite films ever. It's just a great character study, and kind of the definitive early-mid 90s indie flick. I've actually never seen Clerks 2, as I'm afraid it can't live up to the original.

As for the other View Askew films, I still think Dogma is brilliant, but have somewhat mixed feelings on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It's mainly recycled bits of an old J&SB comic crossed with the gross-out teen comedies that were so popular around the turn of the millennium.

DEAN
29/7/2017 09:53:13 am

Spiney, your restraint has served you well!

Clerks 2, though okay, hardly even qualifies as a sequel to Clerks.
It's hard to be sure why that is but if I twist on my less cynical head then I may presume that Smith was trying to expand the Clerks universe and that.

Agreed on Dogma - it's a cool movie but now.... I dunno, since his lost sheep returned to the flock it's hard to.... again, I dunno. It shouldn't matter because a good flick is a good flick but when the director takes such a paradigm shift on his views it just sort of jars for me when trying to enjoy the film - just can't get that out of my head. I mean, assuming he had a Buddy Christ at home (because you would, wouldn't you?), what did he do with it and then that brings in another point - the Buddy Christ is not a false idol - it's just a fun way of enjoying Jesus - nothing in the old rule book about that, is there? And yeah, sure, it was originally a mild bit of blasphemy but then if you stopped seeing it in that light then it would all be okay again, yeah? I dunno. It's a bit like Magpie superstition - I often wonder what it means if I can see 2 but they're not viewable without needing to turn my head. Double sorrow or joy but just a little way off yet. Someone needs to clarify this and you know something, that person may very well be me. I'll have to think about it.

DEAN
29/7/2017 10:01:16 am

Sorry about this but I just need to add some clarity to the magpie issue I raised -

There are two visible magpies but they're not close enough together to see at once - one's over to you left, the other, turn your head more, that's the bugger there look.

How should one interpret that? Does this site not have an augur?

Mrtankthreat
29/7/2017 10:18:48 am

It's actually the evening with stuff that first put me off him. Mallrats is tolerable I guess but I wouldn't miss it if it were gone. I used to like Dogma too buy don't anymore and can't put my finger on why. I think it's just him that's put me off his movies. To watch any of his other stuff just makes you wonder if it's actually the same person who made Clerks.

DEAN
29/7/2017 12:03:24 pm

Clerks does stand out, I agree. And to give the guy his due, he did do it.

It's been a while since I last read up on him but last time I checked he had discovered faith and lost a lot of weight. People don't just do either of those things without some pretty serious motivation - let alone both.
Something put the willies up him!

Cc
29/7/2017 06:45:54 pm

Another thumbs up for Dogma, a really unique fantasy take on religion, belief and poo monsters.

Monkey Head
30/7/2017 01:05:04 am

Dean, I always just count them up on a daily basis, gets hard to keep track round ours sometimes though, there's loads of them. My Dad's friend told me when I was a kid that if I see one on its own I should salute it and say "aye aye Captain!", I'll be honest after a few goes I stopped doing this, it just felt weird. I don't much believe in luck in a superstitious way, although if there is such a thing mine is abysmal. Could be in doing the magpie thing ask wrong.

Sam
28/7/2017 02:29:22 pm

You didn't chuck out Thomas... Did you?

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Mr Biffo
28/7/2017 07:34:28 pm

I've still got both Thomases....

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Sam
28/7/2017 07:39:39 pm

Are they promised to anyone? Because I will put my cheeky hat on again...

Mr Biffo
29/7/2017 01:33:18 pm

First I have to see if any of the people who requested props wants one.

Monkey Head
30/7/2017 01:08:17 am

Nice to see an appearance from the snakes, definitely my favourite Digi characters.

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