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THE DIGITISER2000 FRIDAY LETTERS PAGE

28/10/2016

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Apologies for the quieter-than-usual week on Digi. Paternal duties took precedence, alas, and I was away visiting my youngest daughter at uni. I got a bit of game-o-time in at the arcades on Brighton Pier, mind. Albeit mostly playing the penny falls, and some Pac-Man air hockey table, which intermittently disgorges 20+ miniature pucks onto the playing field.

Arcades are weird now. It's apparent how much gaming has moved to the home. More than ever, an arcade really does feel like a place designed purely to rob you of money, either by tempting you with Minion or meerkat effigies, or through straightforward gambling.

Even the inexplicable scaled-up versions of Jetpack Joyride and Fruit Ninja are nothing more than devices for dispensing tickets (10,000 for a Minion thimble!). It's all rather depressing, really. What games they do have are at least ten years old - and chiefly light gun games, or racers.

It's a shame that arcades didn't move in the direction of becoming sort of scaled-down theme parks, offering experiences that even home systems couldn't compete with. Remember that massive version of Galaxians? Or the full size Ridge Racer car? REMEMBER?

Anyhow - here's this week's rather pallid letters page.  If you would like to appear on next week's page, or you've something you'd like me to give some attention to in Plug Zone - please send your emails for next week to this place here: digitiser2000@gmail.com
PAC-MAN
You might be interested in knowing that Pac-Man ghosts have been discovered in the wild:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37706202
Scott C
This raises the question: were they ghosts, or were they purple sea creatures? I've always favoured the theory that they're the ghosts - either metaphorical or real - of Pac-Man's murder victims.
SNACK-MAN
Why don't more potato based snack manufacturers follow the example of KP Skips and produce tie in games like Clumsy Colin Action Biker? Maybe a game based around finding the little blue sachet in a packet of Salt 'n' Shake? Or perhaps an adventure set in the subterranean world of the singing potatoes from the Smith's Jackets commercial?
Treacle Truffle
Why don't we have a game where I have to punch the executives from McCoy's in the face, for refusing to release salted-only multipacks? And don't any of you start with all that "oh they're so bland" rubbish. Are chips bland when you put salt on them? Would chips really be improved by making them all oniony and foul?

Sometimes you just want to keep things simple, classic, less is more and all that. McCoy's salted are the best crisps, but you can only get them in multipacks with McCoy's overpowered salt & vinegar and cheese & onion; both flavours I like, but not the way McCoy's insist on spoiling them.

​For the record, though: I'm currently addicted to the McCoy's non-ridged beef & onion flavour, so it isn't like I'm averse to flavours, for pity's sake.
KRAK-MAN
I have been enjoying the teletext pictures you have been creating for new backers of Found Footage (please feel free to take this as an opportunity to plug the campaign). 

​My favourite so far is the one featuring Cthulhu in the bath. I wonder if we might see Cthulhu doing other everyday things, such as signing on at the job centre, or sitting on the sofa with a half-eaten pizza and playing Call of Duty in his pants?

Please make it happen.
Chris
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​WHACK-MAN
Heretical statement warning: I wasn’t a fan of Digitiser. I also wasn’t not a fan of Digitiser. I read it sometimes but it just sort of passed me by for reasons I can’t remember. It should have been right up my alley.
 
However, Digitiser2000 has become an important part of my life. As expressed by several other people, I love the mix of hilarious inanity and serious personal reflection. You’ve been open and honest about a number of things that I think your readers/co-conspirators find appealing and have helped create a community feel to the site and your Twitter presence.
 
I know from reading replies to your tweets and the comments on the website that plenty of people like the fact that you are to some extent accessible in a way that say, Charlie Brooker, couldn’t be even if he wanted to be.
 
I wish you the best of luck with Found Footage and hope it brings you what you want. I just hope Digi stays a while yet.
Pablo
Cheers, Pablo. I love the community that has built up around Digi. I'm massively behind on replying to messages and emails, though - for some reason, our communication has gone berserk since Digifest, and launching the Found Footage Kickstarter. So... as long as everyone remembers that I might be occasionally a little slow in replying to things - by all means keep the communication coming.

Digi2000 is going to be around for as long as people want it. I think the way to look at Digi2000 is as a mothership, from which I can launch occasional other things. The Found Footage campaign has been a success (you can still give to help us reach that stretch goal, brah).

​I'm sure I'd turn to crowd-funding again for a follow-up project, which might be something a little different (a lot of people have requested some sort of book). Let me get Found Footage done first, and then watch this space. 

Talking of space and motherships, let's check in with a real astronaut...
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HACK-MAN
What games have been the funniest? I cannot think of many that gave me a genuine laugh other than Sam and Max and (some of) the Rabbids series. Is humour lacking in games in general?
John Whyte
Humour isn't lacking in games as such, Brown - I think the Uncharted series is brilliantly witty, GTA clearly aims for the funnies, and you can go back right to the start to find examples of games which don't take themselves too seriously.

Yet... I can't really recall many times when I've laughed out loud at major releases. If I do laugh at games, it's weird little indie titles, like Shower With Your Dad, or Enviro-Bear 2000. Games or otherwise, much of what amuses me anyway is stuff which is either trying hard to be crap deliberately, or aiming to annoy or confuse players. It's all about context for me, I guess. 

It's not a game, but something which amused me recently is an online show called The Watercooler, made by a couple of YouTubers called Will Derbyshire and Adrian Bliss.

​In and of itself the show isn't massively funny... but what made me laugh out loud was the fact it was shown at Buffer - the annual film festival for self-important YouTubers, Vloggers and online "humorists" to show off achingly artsy and narcissistic fare full of drone shots and sunsets, and then ramble on about wanting to create "content" which "connects people", while running their hands through their perfect, middle class, caucasian, haircuts.

I watched a clip of Will and Adrian talking at the post-screening Q&A, where The Watercooler had evidently gone down like a lead balloon, and they were full of apologies - but also a sense of pride and amusement at having confused and alienated their peers. That takes guts. And I found that in itself very funny.

More of that attitude in gaming. That's what I want. 
27 Comments
Spiney O'Sullivan
28/10/2016 12:40:20 pm

Phew, Biffo's back. I was starting to worry that the punchy guy had come back for him.

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Mr Biffo
28/10/2016 02:24:34 pm

I won't ever die!

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Punchy McPunchface
29/10/2016 04:24:13 pm

Q: What is the best flavour?

A: Unprovoked Assault & Vinegar.

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Adam
28/10/2016 12:46:09 pm

I remember that big Galaxian thing. It was RUBBISH. Give me the original any day.

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Dan link
28/10/2016 12:52:03 pm

The fallacy continues! Cheese and onion are the ONLY McCoy's flavour worth their heart attacking salt.

Although I will admit beef n onion is quite good too...

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Spiney O'Sullivan
28/10/2016 12:55:37 pm

On the subject of Snack-Man's letter, I would happily play a Space Raiders vs Transform-a-Snak game.

Even better if they'd allow crossovers with the Walkerverse and bring popular fictional crisp mascot Gary Lineker in as DLC.

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Monkey Head
28/10/2016 07:22:28 pm

I played a weetabix game years back. It was basically space invaders with the weetabix off the adverts of the day but a bit slower. I enjoyed it but then i was easily pleased.

Bruce Flagpole link
28/10/2016 12:55:23 pm

I've often thought the world might be a better place if Mr B was in charge.
The comment about salted McCoy's crisps confirms that this would be the case.

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Mr Biffo
28/10/2016 02:24:16 pm

FINALLY! Somebody who gets it...

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MrPSB
28/10/2016 01:01:46 pm

"Are chips bland when you put salt on them?"

Sort of actually, yeah, but when you put salt AND vinegar on them they're not.

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Mr Biffo
28/10/2016 02:23:48 pm

Stop being so ruddy contrary, PSB. A salted chip is the greatest of all things.

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Chris
28/10/2016 01:46:10 pm

My main beef (& onion) with crisp multi-packs, is that there is some sort of "default" pack everybody produces. This contains, with certain minor variances, "Ready Salted", "Salt & Vinegar", "Cheese & Onion".

I can't stand Cheese & Onion crisps, but I love Salt & Vinegar. But I don't necessarily want a six pack of Salt & Vinegar. Please vary the packs a bit, crisp people!

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Koozebane
28/10/2016 02:01:41 pm

Chicken McCoys are the devils work they make my fingers and top lip region smell for hours.

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Gaming Mill link
28/10/2016 09:36:24 pm

Forget about your Leonard crisps - there's only one snack and flavour combo I'd like back and that's chicken and mushroom Wheat Crunchies.

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Starbuck
29/10/2016 11:37:39 am

Eaty a wheat crunchier.

(Will advertise for crisps)

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David W
29/10/2016 04:53:55 pm

How did I miss those? I'll just have to make do by rolling some in raw Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle powder

Actually, I don't like Wheat Crunchies so much since the recipe changed. Removing all those unhealthy fats turned them into mini mouth exfoliators.

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Lee
29/10/2016 10:18:36 am

All this talk of crisps has me craving a bag of Scampi n Lemon Nik Naks. So good...

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Starbuck
29/10/2016 11:42:04 am

The only crisps worth there salt (ho ho) are the blue bag ones - don't use the bag and it instantly becomes a health food, meaning guilt-free overindulgence.

My nan used to get the equivalent with flavours in the small sachet, but of course we used to just empty every flavour from a multipack into a single packet. Nice...

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Penyrolewen
29/10/2016 10:05:46 pm

You're all wrong. Biffo, I'm surprised at you. Jonny-come-lately gimmick crisps like Mcoy's? It's got to be Walker's 'plain' (ready salted). The only true crisp.
You all heard the "Wall of Crisps" episode of 'fags, mags and bags' on Radio 4? They know the importance of crisps- and the chaos caused by the Walker's colour change.

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Nick
30/10/2016 07:19:10 pm

Ready Salted are no match for a nice Chutney Windmill.

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Penyrolewen
31/10/2016 06:32:27 am

True, true. But a coriander and lime small particle collider is my favourite 'occasion' crisp.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/radio/fags_mags_and_bags/videos/488/wall_of_crisps/

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Nick
31/10/2016 09:09:01 am

Five Alive!

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Penyrolewen
31/10/2016 09:20:54 pm

Ooof! This discussion is both marvellous and great!

Starbuck
31/10/2016 09:38:29 pm

New merchandise: Quiz-Me-Do Sonic ring bag flavoured crisps please!

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Penyrolewen
31/10/2016 11:33:57 pm

My last reply (to nick) said 'pm' next to it. I'm guessing that means I unintentionally made it private? Didn't know we could do that.
So for the benefit of the other 4 of you (none of whom probably listen to f, m & b and so don't know why I'm bothering but anyway). Oooof. This discussion is both marvellous and great!

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Starbuck
1/11/2016 08:02:07 pm

(still lurking on the letters page)

Is it a trap, or should I point out that pm means post meridiem?

Ooof!

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Penyrolewen
1/11/2016 08:24:28 pm

Ooof indeed! No trap, just me being a dingus. The 'pm' in question is (still) showing on its own line, not at the end of the time and date, due to the formatting of my reply and maybe the fact that I'm reading on a phone
I saw the letters and thought they meant 'private message'. Thus nobody would see my pointlessly referential reply. Double oooof. Thanks for pointing it out...,

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