THE DIGITISER2000 ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY 13

13/12/2016

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PRESS REVEAL TO OPEN FLAP 13:

8 Comments

John Merrick

13/12/2016 10:45:01 am

Ele-phantastic! Baroooooo! (elephant trumpet sound)

RichardM

13/12/2016 10:49:20 am

Are you the film version? His real name was Joseph: nottalottapeopleknowthat.

John Merrick

13/12/2016 11:45:11 am

This claim was maliciously spread after my death by my jealous brother Benson, after I told him I don't care for the name Joseph. Baroooo! Here's how he found out:

INT: Drawing room, men are drinking brandy

Benson: Hey ugly, I was chuckling earlier about how you may be God's cruellest joke

Me: Could be worse, I could have been called Joseph. Barooooo!

Room full of contemporaries: 'Huzzah for John!' 'Haha!' etc.

I saw a look on his face that suggested he would later be using this information against me, but did not act. To be honest it's a little disheartening to see the fruits of his efforts persist. Barooooooo!

RichardM

13/12/2016 12:18:23 pm

I'll get you a subscription to Totally Turts & Phants for Christmas by way of apology, Jack.

Johnny M

13/12/2016 02:48:47 pm

hate the turts, love the phants!

Kara Van Park

13/12/2016 02:43:08 pm

Looks like Deadpool with a neck phallus

colincidence link

13/12/2016 02:49:32 pm

Say what you will about the Elephant Man, but he was a freak in the sack.

Mack Mackdaddy

13/12/2016 03:37:36 pm

This is a good joke

THE DIGITISER2000 ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY 13

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