Ele-phantastic! Baroooooo! (elephant trumpet sound)
Are you the film version? His real name was Joseph: nottalottapeopleknowthat.
This claim was maliciously spread after my death by my jealous brother Benson, after I told him I don't care for the name Joseph. Baroooo! Here's how he found out:
INT: Drawing room, men are drinking brandy
Benson: Hey ugly, I was chuckling earlier about how you may be God's cruellest joke
Me: Could be worse, I could have been called Joseph. Barooooo!
Room full of contemporaries: 'Huzzah for John!' 'Haha!' etc.
I saw a look on his face that suggested he would later be using this information against me, but did not act. To be honest it's a little disheartening to see the fruits of his efforts persist. Barooooooo!
I'll get you a subscription to Totally Turts & Phants for Christmas by way of apology, Jack.
hate the turts, love the phants!
Looks like Deadpool with a neck phallus
Say what you will about the Elephant Man, but he was a freak in the sack.
This is a good joke