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30/3/2018

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What a mixed bag this week has been. I'm very stressed!!!!!!!!!!!

As many of you are no doubt aware, I wrote an article on here yesterday which can be summarised thus: "Just chill out about Far Cry 5 a bit, yeah?". I thought it was a sort of reasonable point to make, and that the most controversial element was me being deliberately - and, I have to say, slightly tongue-in-cheekily - patronising to the current generation of games journos. The joke being that, y'know, I was/am a games journo, and I'm now a grumpy old man.

But nooooo! I walked into a whole minefield about politics in games, which wasn't my intent at all. I'm fine with there being politics in games! I just thought, y'know, does anybody dedicate 50% or more of a review of Transformers 7 to its lack of political content? That's what Far Cry games are; they're blockbusters, designed to appeal to the widest possible demographic. And just as I'd argue that Transformers films have their place - and are just as valid as, say, Speilberg's The Post - so I argue that it's okay to have these triple-A games which only require you to switch off your brain.

But no. It all kicked off; "Mr Biffo's a prick", "I hate him", blah blah. We had some cancelled Digitiser the Show Kickstarter pledges, and y'know...

The name-calling doesn't really affect me deeply - the second you resort to that you've lost the high ground - it just makes me a bit sad that people allow themselves to get so worked up about something which, ultimately doesn't matter. You're choosing the wrong battles, and picking the wrong person to have a pop at. What you're angry at and hating on isn't really me (or who you think is me, given that you'd don't know me) and I'm relatively confident that I'm neither a "prick" or really done anything that deserves to be hated. 

Nevertheless it does make me sad. It's just such an ugly and depressing overreaction. I'm pretty sure I'm a decent person who treats others well, and - when I occasionally get that sort of thing thrown at me - it makes me want to wash my hands of human beings, and withdraw, because I just can't be arsed with it... Which isn't fair, because the majority of you are lovely and reasonable. But anyway. Hey - one week to go until the Kickstarter for Digitiser The Show ends! 

Onto the Digitiser Friday Letters. Unfortunately, this week we had very few letters, and most of those we got were all massive. Brace yourselves.

If you'd like to appear here, or you've something you'd like me to give some attention to in our occasional Plug Zone, please send your filthy emails early to this place here: 
digitiser2000@gmail.com
CYRIAK ATTACK
Would it be difficult to get Cyriak Harris involved in Digitiser The Show. I’m currently trying to imagine a semi-realistic Man’s Daddy, created thorough his photo-manipulation stylings.

The Brighton-based artist might also be able to create some kind of goujon-monster for the possible Goujon John sequences.

Here’s to hoping your latest passion-project will lead to formation of a super-group of surreal comedians and animators, as well as gamers.
Mathew Haswell
I really, really love Cyriak's stuff, and if we could afford it I'd get him making loads of stuff for us. Unfortunately, I've already spent our budget on a life-size animatronic elephant.
JAM IT IN
I recently had the pleasure of being stuck in a massive traffic jam, and took this picture to amuse myself. I can only assume business is booming?
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Richard Morrison
Jamiga? No, she went of her own accord.
SIGH-FI
​Greetings and congratulations on being fully funded (and then some!), Mr Biffo.

This is very bloody long and I'm so sorry about that.

With the recent 'release' of Annihilation, I thought it timely to bring something up which has been on my mind since I first watched Contact over 20 years ago. What's on my mind is a thought. I'm going to type it out now, and I'll be using words. That thought is this: 

Sci-fi is the most mistreated genre in film. 

When talking about sci-fi I would bet an entire five pounds that 'popcorn' films such Avatar, Terminator, Star Wars / Trek, The Matrix, Marvel Stuff, Independence Day would first spring to most people's mind. In fact, looking up "Most Popular Sci-Fi Feature Films" on IMDB, half the top ten are Marvel or superheros. These are all, obviously, blockbusters.
 
Without getting into what's good or bad, and certainly not berating blockbusters, I'm curious about the 'type' of sci-fi being made with a big budget. I enjoyed all of those films above, but if I crave a complex plot, big or serious ideas, realistic stimulating dialogue or a degree of ambiguity, I feel there's little on offer. Instead, big budget sci-fi all too often means 'action film' or aimed at 15yr olds, which is obviously fun and cool and needed ect, but that's kind of all there is when it comes to wide distribution on the biggest screens. 

A few of my favourite sci-fi films are Moon, Primer, Upstream Color, Under the Skin, The Lobster, Timecrimes (god-awful title I know. Reader, if you've never heard of it, please don't watch the worst spoiler-heavy trailer in history). Most of these films are pretty small. Small budgets, small cast, shown at cinemas funded by an EU grant that also allows you to watch the film with a glass of Merlot and enjoy a tiny overpriced packet of smoked almonds. They've mostly evaded the big screens and will fall through the cracks, to be forever labeled as 'cult'. And perhaps quite rightly, they're clearly niche, after all. 

I get that Hollywood is first and foremost a business and mainly aims at the multiplexes. It makes what it hopes will sell. The end. 
My point is, that widely watched, big budget sci-fi really doesn't have to be high in action or low on IQ. Ex Machina, Arrival and Blade Runner 2049, to some extent, are recent proof of that. But they're anomalies, what we're usually left with, is either big budget popcorn, or niche - with a void in-between that is rarely seen in other genres. 

If the likes of Birdman, Carol, Spotlight, 12 Years a Slave, Room and Boyhood are widely watched and pick up awards and praise all over the place, then it's flippin obvious that there's a multiplex audience that can cope with nuance. I feel they're not attempting to engage with sci-fi audiences on the same level more than once in a blue moon. 
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This why I believe sci-fi is the most mistreated genre in film. And it's perhaps because it suffers the most from the lack of risk taking. Studios throw a ton of dollars and spaceships at anything related to Marvel or that has Will Smith in it, and a tiny amount at anything that doesn't. 

Personally, I thought Annihilation was superb. I can believe the stories of the studio wanting the ending changed, the film as it is must have terrified the accountants. But it's really disappointing that anyone would feel that this film's natural home wasn't on the big screen. 

If this letter wasn't long enough already, I'd just like to annoyingly add one last thing; a 'sci-fi film' doesn't have to be aimed solely at sci-fi film fans. A good film is a good film, regardless of genre, and will speak to anyone. 

Right, now that's off my chest, I'm beaming up.

Crusty Wheelbarrow. 
I don't think it's just sci-fi - it's blockbuster films too. I read an interview recently where the directors of Avengers: Infinity War were bemoaning the fact they know their film won't get nominated for an Oscar, despite the huge amount of work that's gone into it. It's just snobbishness isn't it? Sci-fi, super-hero films... they're not considered "art" because they're for the masses.
OLD MACDONALD
Last week, I told you how all my Macs had died, and that taking the things apart needed special screw drivers, and a whole load of other things.

This week, I’m continuing the story because (wait for it) there’s a lot more.

Last Thursday, I got a new hard drive for my Mac Mini - this is a nice little machine, small, compact, unassuming on the desk. Pretty much what I think everything a computer should be.

The hard drive in it had failed, and after reviewing instructions on how to go about replacing these, I decided that the job looked quite simple. Sure, the Mini is packed inside like a Chinese box puzzle, but things lift out, and the hard drive comes out too - all the videos I saw on the subject showed me this. In fact, the job looked far easier than some of the Mac portables I have taken apart in the past. Some have been an almost Haynes manual “strip down and rebuild” job, so I felt pretty confident that this would be a straightforward job.

First task: reboot the ailing Mac into what is known as “network boot” mode - it downloads enough software for you to get your machine recovering itself - backup from Time Machine, formatting drives, re-installing the OS - that kind of thing. I opted for the backup recovery (which creates a bootable drive), so off it went,. This took most of Thursday afternoon and evening - a lot of data to shift over USB 2 (which is what the backup drive runs on). That went well.

Friday was installation day. I had found a set of screwdrivers in Maplin’s closing down sale for about £7. That had all I needed for this job, and more. So I took the Mini apart, following instructions. I got to the hard drive. Up plugged it and lifted it out … only to find that I couldn’t. The RAM housing on the motherboard was blocking it. It was about 2 or 3 millimetres too tall, but despite a few angles I tried, it wasn’t coming out.

So… deeper disassembly needed. If I could get the mother board out, then I would be fine. But you need a tool which I don’t have - a U shaped thing (apparently, if you have an old wire coat hanger, you can make one) - to fit into two holed in the motherboard, and pull it out. Now this is where it gets hairy. Some instructions tell me that there are clips to release, and the tool helps with that too. Others say that the board is somehow glued into the case, and you have to work that free. Either way, I saw phrases like “brute force” a bit too much for my liking. This is where I could easily break the thing.

So I stopped. I put the thing back together, as I realised that this time I had been defeated, and that the cost of paying someone to do the job might be cheaper than buying a new machine. So I phoned my local Apple Service Centre in town. They wouldn’t touch it. Too old, also not using Apple supplied components. They have to pass everything through Apple’s system, and this is a job they could not put on it. They did recommend somewhere which could. I contacted them. I was told it would be £45 to do the job, and if I dropped it in early in the morning, they could probably do it the same day.

So Monday, I took it to the repair shop. And, sure enough, they phoned in the afternoon to say that they had done it. It was a tricky job (so not just me then), BUT it was done, and working.

So, today I am writing this email on my newly mended computer, and not the iPad (I hate those virtual keyboards). It’s running well, there has been some Dropbox housekeeping needed doing, but on the whole the new drive is just picking up from where the backup was.

There is still the other Mac to diagnose, but I am (at last) able to get on with some work, so I am slightly happier. It has been a stressful time, as not having anything to get work done on has been concerning. Both this and the MBP can handle work, and having one die should not mean I grind to a halt - the other can pick up the slack.

All the best,
Paul Dunning
Now, Paul... I'm really pleased you had a better week, and you got the Mac fixed, but I'm not sure I needed to read about it in such detail.
GENERATION DIGITISER
Happy Egg-Fest, Biffo!

Do the inhabitants of Found Footage celebrate Easter? If so, do they eat a load of chocolate and then lay chocolate eggs, which they then wrap in coloured foil? Or do they just cover their regular eggs in choc and down them like that?

I’ve been thinking about that too much lately.

So anyway, it’s a week to go in the grand Digitiser The Show Kickstarter, and as I write the totaliser is showing a rudely healthy 500% funded. Clearly this is a brilliant result already.

I think we all quietly thought it would do well - the time is right, everything seems primed for Digi’s evolution to the screen - but it’s been a joy to watch it unfold the way it has. I have no doubt that the next few days are going to see things going increasingly crazy again as we approach the deadline. Personally I think we’ll be looking at something that lets you realise the Paperboy stretch goal - and I only base that on faith in the community and how much affection there is for you and Digi our there.

All the very bully best for the final few days of the campaign - we’ll all be celebrating with you come the end.

One of your replies to a letter in last week’s batch was interesting to me. I think you’re right about Digi meaning such a lot to people in a very personal, unique way, probably being down to a combination of age and the daily updates. But let’s not forget that the world you were creating is the biggest factor there - I read the music pages every day too, and never felt the same connection then, let alone with this much time having passed.

I was 14 when Digi launched, and was eager to see what you’d do after enjoying FX on Oracle before the franchise switchover. I couldn’t believe how much bigger Digi was, and read every page every day - over my Wheetos before school, as the stereotype goes (memories from those early Digi days still taste like chocolatey milk with ‘bits’ in it).

It was fortuitous that the previous year I’d discovered Monty Python via repeats on BBC2, which I watched with my dad - a very fond memory. So my nascent sense of humour was being primed for your particular MO. In fact, Holy Grail was shown on New Year’s Eve ‘92, so it kind of feels like I was learning to ride a bike with stabilisers for Digi, and then let go without them once you debuted.

In the early days some of my friends at school used to bring up things they saw on your pages, but we didn’t talk about the humour. I certainly did at home though, as my sister was also a fan and read every day too.

​As Digi grew into its stride I can recall moments when we’d read together and howl with laughter, not quite taking in what we’d just witnessed. When we got into our late teens and were both at uni, we still used what we’d seen on Digi as an excuse to catch up. In fact, she was the one who wrote to you about my site in the first place, as I hadn’t really planned it and was a bit too shy to tell you if its existence.

I guess ultimately, it comes down to how Digi was so unique, so authoritative with the games stuff, and so absurd and unhinged with the humour. That it was hidden away, and old pages would disappear each day. Yes, you had millions of readers a week, but before the internet we couldn’t interact, so it was too abstract a notion to mean anything. Maybe that’s why you guys weren’t aware of the influence you were having at the time.

What I do know, though, and what makes me smile when I think of it, is that for those of us who read you regularly in the 90s as teenagers, we’re very much now part of Generation Digitiser.

How the hell marketing companies would categorise us I really do not know.

Massive amounts of luck to you for the rest of the campaign. This really is a moment in history for us.
Chris Bell
Cheers, you. That really means a lot. I've said before that it's only now that I'm starting to realise how big Digitiser was for people. I can't say I understand it yet... but enough of you have told me now that it was a big thing for you, so it's finally starting to sink in. I hope Digitiser The Show does you all proud.
MALT LOAF
If Mister Pee Ess Bee can do his poo stories, so can I. Although, this one is actually true.

My family was, and I presume still is, a little strange.

My cousin Kevin had severe Asperger's. He was a sweet kid with a heart of gold, he just couldn't handle day to day life very well. He'd absorb himself in train timetables, and developed a number of tics to help himself deal with things when he was overwhelmed. Unfortunately, these made him a target for bullies.

This is the story of how malt loaf stopped him being bullied.

Kevin also had encopresis. If you're not familiar with that, it's when your bowels don't send the signals telling you that you need to poop, and so impatient faeces push their way to the front of the poop queue and out of the door without any warning or assistance from the digestive system's owner-operator. Kevin knew this happened from time to time, so he'd be frequently seen putting his fingers down the back of his pants and then sniffing them to see if he'd had an accident.

This absolutely disgusted his father, who didn't handle the whole Asperger's thing very well. In fact, to try and snap Kevin out of his pant soiling "phase", his father would rub his nose in it. Literally. Whenever Kevin had an accident, his father would rub his nose in the be-crapped pants, as if he was a dog that just needed to learn it was wrong. This left Kevin with a phobia of poo.

Back to those tics we mentioned. To keep himself calm, he had a "twiddling stick", which was a pencil he'd hold between his index and middle fingers. He'd move his fingers back and forth rapidly, enjoying the feeling of the twiddling of the stick. All the while, he'd be saying the word "skit" over and over, as fast as he could. If there's one thing that's bound to attract bullies, it's a child stood in his garden, twiddling a pencil back and forth, saying "skit" over and over as fast as he can, and periodically taking a break from this to see if he's soiled himself.

If that last paragraph amused you in the slightest, you're a bad person, but I like you anyway. Also, you should feel bad, because Kevin was such a sweet kid. Now, to release that guilt and replace it with a feeling of happiness over a bully getting what he deserved, read on.

Kevin's bully was a kid a few years older than him, who would ride his BMX into Kevin's garden and usually hit him or throw something at him. Sometimes the bully bring his friends along to watch and laugh. Kevin was too small and timid to do anything in retaliation and at this point in his life, he didn't have a hostile feeling in his soul to retaliate with. But of course it did upset him. It upset me too. So one day, we made a weapon for Kevin - the fabled Malt Loaf Poo.

Get yourself down to your local supermarket and buy a malt loaf. Don't question me, just do it, it's worth it.

Now unwrap the malt loaf and tear off a bit of the end.
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​Good.

Form your hands into a tube, and massage the malt loaf through your hands as if it's faecal matter getting pushed through a bowel. Taper the end. You'll now have something that looks like this.
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​Perfect. You've made a very convincing, but totally sanitary (and edible!) Malt Loaf Poo.

We showed this to Kevin. After about half an hour of crying and retching, he was convinced that it was safe, and a way to get rid of his bully.

You see, if you're a bully, there's one thing that's bound to have you flee on your BMX as fast as you can possibly pedal. It's a child stood in his garden, twiddling a pencil back and forth, saying "skit" over and over as fast as he can, holding what appears to be a turd of his own making on the end of a stick. Especially when that child starts chasing you with his +2 mace of shitting.

It was a big day for Kevin.

When Kevin grew up, he once accidentally called in a bomb threat to Good Morning Britain.

THE END...?
Nikki
I believe that we've all just learned something. Now please tell us about the bomb threat.
PAUL'S SECOND LETTER
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This is a kind of a coda to my other letter. Last Saturday we were in Colchester. There is a specific charity shop there that has sprung surprises before. It’s the one where I got a Spectrum +2 a couple of years ago. Xenoxxx fans on FaceBook may be aware that I got the Roaming Thomas game running in it, and not just an emulator.

They also had a rubber key Spectrum about a year ago, complete with books, games and a printer. Sadly the £200+ was not something I had spare to buy at the time.

On Saturday, they had an original Game Boy, with games, mains adapter and a rechargeable battery pack. My wife pointed it out to me and said I should get it. However, as my Mac was due some work which cost the same as the Game Boy, and there are potentially other outlays to get my other machine working, I said no. Someone else can have it. Normally, that would have been an impulse buy, but I had to reign that in.

So we carried on the day, and when we were heading back to the car, my wife said she wanted to look at it again. She bought it for me, which was a surprise. She said I had a tough week, and throwing money at things isn’t the answer, but me not having that was wrong.

So I have an old Game Boy, and it is bloody good fun. I didn’t have one at the time because I was starting out being a student and was saving the pennies (the grant I had at the time wasn’t enough to fuel buying games). I did get a Game Boy Color later on, so I have experienced the fun that they can bring.

But get this: real buttons! None if those “soft” on screen buttons many phone games make you use.

Also: been playing Tetris waaay too much on it!

All the best,
Paul
Right. And that's the Friday Letters done for another week. Go support Digitiser The Show: this is our final week!

Oh, and you can also listen to an epic chat with me on the Retro Asylum podcast. It's one of my favourite interviews I've done recently. 
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23 Comments
Biscuits
30/3/2018 09:58:36 am

On the article yesterday:

I thought when you get older you are meant to be MORE into useless banal political detritus...

I keep saying it, but I just ignore the current wearying, useless politicization of everything. If a review had loads of it in there I just wouldn't read it. I never feel like I've missed out because it's always very surface level and amounts to 'him bad him good' no matter what side they're on, and if you are in any way a grown-up you just prioritize your fellow humans, man. Like, grok it. Peace.

Having said that, if FC5 does go out of its way to be overtly political, a) I won't play it because the FC series of games have had an incredibly embarrassing cast of characters in the past, and I can only imagine what that would be like viewed through a political lens, but b) it would seem remiss for journos not to dwell on it, especially in the current dismal politics-obsessed climate.


ALL THAT ASIDE

I'm still looking forward to Digi the show, nuts to the dumbos.

ALSO

I'm with DEAN - the Switch is ditched.

I played Mario Odyssey and found it chintzy and small. I finished the game with 250+ moons after 15 hours, and had zero desire to go back. There was hardly any platforming, it was just about running around or arbitrary jumping against a wall with no sense of height or danger. New Donk was amazing, Sand World was alright and I quite liked the beach, but outside of that I even found the level design to be bland and uninspired. Whole sections felt bare and unfinished (alright, just luncheon world, which barely even lived up its name) and navigating your way around a level was so simple as to be pointless busy work.

"Nintendo games are just fun"? "Fie!" - Odyssey comes nowhere close to the masterworks that are Galaxy 1 & 2 imo.

All things considered I decided I wasn't having much fun with the Switch after BotW. The homepage is always staid and still, hardly anyone is online, there's like 6 games...I know it's new and things will improve, and good lord was I looking forward to portable Dark Souls, but there was literally nothing else on the horizon I wanted. So in the end I sold it and got a shiny new silent PS4 slim to replace my airplane-sounding one. Monster Hunter World! Gwent! Shiny new Dark Souls! Dragon Quest just announced! Yakuza 6! I'm excited about gaming again.

Breath of the Wild was really, REALLY good though. Holy smokes was that a great game. If it wasn't for NieR it would be my best game of last year easily. As it stands, 2 of the best games I've ever played came last year

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Mathew H.
30/3/2018 10:08:31 am

An animatronic elephant might make for a good Man's Daddy prop, but I'm guessing you don't really have one.

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David W
30/3/2018 11:28:15 am

I guess he's £4,000 in debt and cramming malt loaf up it right now.

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Dr. Budd Buttocks, MD
30/3/2018 10:11:16 am

While we’re still on the subject of people online needlessly overreacting and becoming polarised about everything, I read a twitter thread the other day that had me nodding and chin stroking furiously in agreement. https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/976482292196503552

It doesn’t particularly say anything that wasn’t already apparent to me, I’ve just never seen it said with such coherence

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Col. Asdasd
30/3/2018 11:36:39 am

Coherence is the absolute last thing I got from that scattergun rant.

"Here is a snapshot of something I remember from my childhood... from this I can extrapolate the experiences of millions... from my PhD in internet psychology/assurances of my in-group/affinity with scrying crystals I know they were all incapable of contextualising their experiences on the internet, or separating fantasy from reality, and therefore have definitely been transformed into ticking middle aged nazi time-bombs that we need to DO SOMETHING about!

Don't believe me? Look at this one person (who is actually too young to fit into the demographic I'm describing) who committed an abhorrent act of violence."

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Robobob
30/3/2018 12:06:49 pm

It's just an observation but looking at the volume of comments on the articles here basically you get massive spikes with either Far Cry/politics and Amiga-related posts.

If you combined the two into a super-thread you might break the internet.

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Spiney O’Sullivan
30/3/2018 02:05:05 pm

Genius. Monday’s Digi update should be entitled “A centrist opinion on whether Amiga owners caused Gamergate and Trump”.

It probably doesn’t even need any text in the article to get a guaranteed 700 comments.

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Starbuck
30/3/2018 12:09:05 pm

The letters may have been few, but boy were they engrossing. Congratulations to all involved!

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Wrist Flapper
30/3/2018 12:56:06 pm

I'm going shopping later and have now added a malt loaf to the list. The other letters didn't have photos of faux shite in them and were thus inferior. Can we all pledge to fix this omission next week please?

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Mrtankthreat
30/3/2018 02:17:31 pm

But Biffo there is politics in Transformers and people do discuss it. (Check out Lindsay Ellis on YouTube). Admittedly maybe not in a review but even at that the reviews that talked about the politics weren't so much bemoaning the fact their pet political topic hadn't been included, rather that the story we got was less interesting than it could have been, especially when you consider the marketing. Films receive this kind of criticism all the time. (Pretty sure I saw a review of Downsizing that said it went down a path that wasn't hinted at in the trailer and missed the mark with that path and the film was less interesting than it could have been)

I think the problem you bumped up against was that the sentiment was fine but you picked the wrong target. There was no outrage in those Far Cry reviews and in fact, your article became a better example of the very thing it bemoaned.

Did you read those two articles Col. Asdasd linked to yesterday? They basically outlined everything that happened in microcosm.

The notion that faux outrage is bad is not controversial. Everyone agrees. If you had written the article about the Eurogamer Kingdom come review you probably would have gotten less controversy because that would have been a clear cut case. It would have been the equivalent to the guy getting killed by the cop in New York mentioned in the first article. Instead we got the michael brown/ferguson version in the form of the Far Cry reviews.

And when some people pointed out that they didn't think the Far Cry reviews contained much in the way of outrage and that your piece was a bit over the top the response some got was to be called weird or you post a gif of someone shrugging their shoulders. Sure it's done in jest but it came off as dismissive. I reckon that's when the "two sides" really started to form.

Then we had the twitter game mentioned in the second article. When people unfollow you, that's basically the twitter game saying your losing. And people don't like to lose. They then become more entrenched in their side.

And like it ir not you were on a side. You always are which is why centrism gets a bad rap. The "I was just being reasonable and in the middle" defence just doesn't work as much as we'd like it to.

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Mr Biffo
30/3/2018 02:59:49 pm

Oh, shut up, Tankthreat.

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Spiney O'Sullivan
30/3/2018 02:30:50 pm

@Crusty Wheelbarrow:
Annihilation was the best scifi film I've seen in ages. It reminded me what scifi is meant to be at its best: speculative fiction about scientific concepts that make you ask questions.

It had some interesting environment design, effective but not overbearing (no pun intended) use of CGI, some quality horror elements, and actual characters with decent writing, and a general concept that made you have to sit and think through the credits instead of just looking at your watch while you wait for the little hint about the next film in the series. Everyone should see it.

As for snobbishness about blockbusters, yes, it's true that a lot of work goes into them, and they should absolutely be up for awards such as "best use of CGI" or "best visual direction" or something (where they are actually well-shot, instead of being a big blurry mess), but very few of them do or say anything worthwhile that could justify an award for writing beyond "best sardonic quip".

The real concern, though, is that they're so safe and broadly inoffensive that studios increasingly seem to prefer to put money into them than funding and promoting anything riskier (i.e. how Annihilation was dumped on Netflix outside of the US). This is actually something we see in games too, come to think of it.

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Crusty Wheelbarrow
30/3/2018 06:56:57 pm

I agree with everything you say, and all the things you list about Annihilation is what I'd love to see more of in blockbustery sci-fi, but I feel more often than not, depth in sci-fi is more likely to end up in the art-house. Which is OK, but other genres don't seem to have a problem getting depth into the multiplexes. Films like Arrival, Ex-Machina, Interstellar (ones shown on the biggest screens) are anomalies and it's great to see they're getting made, but they only come round once a year, or so.

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Spiney O’Sullivan
30/3/2018 07:20:57 pm

Other genres probably don’t cost as much money to make as sci-fi, I suspect. After actors are paid, comedies or dramas presumably cost much less (note: I am not a Hollywood person so am just guessing), so they don’t have to worry about making them as broadly appealing and can take risks. Sci-fi tends to mean big CGI budgets, so retooling them into simpler action films with a bit of sci-fi in there is probably the most cost-effective way to do it.

That’s probably why we only see films like Interstellar now and then, because a director’s has to do a few hundred superhero action films over a period of years to get enough influence to convince a studio to do the big sci-fi epic they want to do.

S Hawke
30/3/2018 07:28:32 pm

The book was better

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Suspect
30/3/2018 03:28:09 pm

I am already in fear of a future article titled "Poo or Malt Loaf?"

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Nikki
30/3/2018 05:54:26 pm

It's a "fun game" to play with "friends".

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Mathew H.
31/3/2018 06:57:47 pm

Sounds like a good idea for "Bars Vs. Hens". Someone suggest it to the Barshens crew.

Neptunium
30/3/2018 03:53:45 pm

I tried to write something earlier but didn't. I just wanted to say "chin up, Mr. B!" What you wrote was just your opinion, and you're quite right that people are misdirecting their bile at you.

Big respect for the photos in the malt loaf letter. I'm definitely going to make some malt loaf poo to gross out my kids.

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THX 1139
30/3/2018 06:06:41 pm

You seem like a reasonable man, Mr B., but here's the real question: did you design the angry, red Sam Brady face that appeared over his Teletext TV reviews? Did he have a red face like that in real life? On the subject of people getting pointlessly angry...

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Mr Biffo
2/4/2018 11:27:24 am

I did design that. Never met him, so I had to use my imagination...

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THX 1139
2/4/2018 12:23:02 pm

It was the best bit of the feature!

Lummox60N
1/4/2018 11:29:51 am

I AM OUTRAGED by the lack of outrage on here! DOES NOBODY CARE ANY MORE?
NOT EVEN KEVIN?

(Disappointingly amused by folk withdrawing Kickstarter funding, by the way. But too old and moderated by life in general to muster anything approaching anger or disgust.)

Anyway, I've just had a supermarket delivery, turns out there's malt loaf among it.
It's April 1st, and the thorough disgust of my teenage children awaits.

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