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THE DIGITISER FRIDAY lockdown PAGE

20/3/2020

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A massive thank you to everyone who has backed me on Patreon in the last couple of days. With everything going on, I hadn't expected that at all, but having received the news that one of the kids' shows I was working on has now shut down... it is really going to help get me through the next few months, and I'll keep the backer exclusives coming.

Some of you have asked if I have a Ko-Fi account. I didn't... but I do now!

If you want to buy me a coffee or three (though let's face it, the money will probably go on barbed wire, animal skulls and spiked shoulder pads), you can do so here: BUY MR BIFFO A KO-FI THAT HE CAN SPEND ON BULK-BUYING TOILET PAPER.


You might've noticed I've been upping my creative output a bit over the past week on Twitter and our Instagram page (generally run by Sanja). We've an new IGTV series on there which we're calling Mr Biffo's Found Footage, which isolates the cutaways from the Digitiser Deluxe eps. There might even be some extra little bits that don't fit onto YouTube.

Please follow and share them if you can. And likewise, please share the stuff from the YouTube channel to anyone who might need a chuckle in this era of isolation. We've plenty more coming your way in the weeks and months to come.


Stay safe out there, stay indoors as much as you can, and don't go mental in the supermarket.

We'll try to keep up with regular Friday Letters Pages for the duration of this nonsense, so keep sending your emails to this place here: digitiser2000@gmail.com
BEANUS CART
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I hope you enjoy this little Beanus cartridge I created.
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You might get a bit of a kick out of it... or think it's a total piece of toss! Either way here it is!

Thank you for all the laughs and cheering me up whilst depression tries to sausage ram me from behind. 

Many Thanks! 
Connor
I'm very sorry to hear about the depression sausage. And thank you for the excellent pixel art. Beanus will return to us in this time of dire need very soon... He's been self-isolating in his Beanvault since Christmas.
JC PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?
Hello!

I very very much enjoyed the death quiz. Are there plans for more Digi Deluxe filming seshes in future? Are there plans to have Chris JC back on in future? Both are very lovely things :)

Hope you've had a lovely week!
Chai
I know you sent this a few weeks ago - sorry, Chai, haven't had time to do a letters page - but with world events moving so fast... it's probably unlikely we're going to be able to do any filming outside of home for at least a little while.

But...! Yeah, of course - we're definitely going to do more Digi Deluxes as soon as we're able. Even though we get loads of moans about the lighting, and I had some sound issues. It was an experiment really, but we ended up filming more than we'd expected, so it became its own little series.

In the short term, we'll hopefully be back in front of The Blue Wall soon, but the types of videos we'll be doing will be influenced by what we learned doing the Deluxe eps. I like them having more structure, because it lets me dick around with it in the edit - hence all the Found Footage-y reveal-o-inserts that are appearing in them. Plus, as some people will have noticed, a few classic Digi-era characters are now popping up (Doctor Derek Doctors this week... another old favourite next week).

Also, Sanja and I will, beginning hopefully today or over the weekend, sit down and record some rough-and-ready isolation vlogs for you. Oddly, Marillion put out a message to their fans yesterday, and I found it strangely comforting. So, hoping to kind of be there for the Digi massive through all this,

Also, also: thanks for liking the Death Quiz. That's been the least popular of the Digi Deluxe eps, even though it took aaaages to do that animated bit. And I'm sure Chris JC will be back, because we all love him. 
PANEL BEATER
I'm currently assembling the retro gamers developers panel for Chunky Fringe. At the moment, my possible guest list is all guys. Not that it really matters, but I'd hate to exclude anyone from the Digi community who would love to share their experience or relive their trauma.

So, would all such persons kindly get in touch soon, via the email address on the Chunky Fringe page. We did consider asking Brenda Romero, but then we would have to explain the whole turts/scalping incident from Block Party 2016.
David W
Another letter that has now been overtaken by events - Chunky Fringe, as with Digitiser Live, will be postponed until we can find a new date with the Arts Centre. But if you are a not-a-guy, please drop us or David a line, so he can potentially include you as and when Chunky Fringe happens.

But wait - there's another letter from David a bit further down! 
TASTELESS JOKES
Having been involved in comedy writing for many years, have you ever written or performed a joke that went out that you subsequently regretted, either that you'd gone too far, been unjustifiably offensive or felt uneasy afterwards? If so, how did this inform your writing as you progressed in your career. No need to detail the specific example, it's the process I find most interesting.

In your time as a writer, what is the best idea for a TV programme/film, that you saw, that wasn't picked up? Is it something that you feel you could have worked with?
John Whyte
Yeah, it does happen. It's kind of part and parcel of the free association that comes with looking for the funny. Even in kids TV, the writers rooms can occasionally get quite dark and tasteless...

I've got a pretty well-attuned radar for stuff these days, though, because I am a #GoodBoy. Back in Digi's Teletext era, I know there were things we wrote that I'd be uncomfortable putting my name to now. Fortunately, we generally erred on the side of weird, rather than edgy.

​I actually got quite embarrassed by something I blurted out when we were filming the Death Quiz episode of Digi Deluxe. It was a combination of two words that very much could've been construed as homophobic - wasn't intended that way at all, and I immediately screeched "NO!", and obviously edited it out of the ep - but I was still embarrassed.

Oh, and I gave a disastrous best man's speech years ago, which turned into a nightmare. I'd put together a Powerpoint presentation of photos of my mate in seemingly compromising positions. 

​Unfortunately, he'd bigged up my speech to land me in it, and as I got up to deliver it, I leant on my laptop and it started shutting down. It took what felt like a week to reboot, during which time I said something that went down like a lead balloon, and the reaction made me realise that I'd misjudged the entirety of the rest of the speech. I had to hurry through it, editing it on the fly. I woke up at about 2am that night having anxiety-induced flashbacks. It was horrible.  
THE LONE REARRANGER
"Our show isn't happening until the end of July, so for now we're working on the basis that it's going ahead. I know many of you have booked hotels, train, and - in some cases - plane tickets, so we won't reschedule unless we absolutely have to. We all obviously have to remain flexible as the situation evolves, and follow any government guidelines as and when they might arise."

That's all fine. We respect your decisions, as a God of Gaming, and kowtow to your demands. 

Will there be free sandwiches at the event/rearranged event? I feel it should involve sandwiches and/or digestive biscuits in some manner. If not that, then just have a bucket of gin at the entrance we can all scoop our hands into. I used to work at Wetherspoons (in 2008) and know all about health, hygiene, and drunken individuals pelting champagne bottles at me. So this is a sound event strategy. 

Best regards,
Mr. Morris
Free sandwiches!?? FREE?!? No, but as and when it happens I'll be lobbing fistfuls of baked beans into the audience.
FAT SAL
How about having Paul do the voice of Fat Sow but he does an impression of Eli?

Cheers,
Jordan
That's not actually a bad idea... though whenever he's doing his Eli impression he's basically just being the voice of Fat Sow.
SANDWICH OF DOOM
So with Doom, Doom 2, Final Doom, Doom 64, Doom 3, Doom (2016) and now Doom Eternal available my question is this, what are your favourite biscuits?
Ginger Nuts
I'm not big into biscuits, and never have been. I've spoken before about my love of the now unavailable Banoffeepops. I also quite like a Garibaldi and a fig roll. Not too many though, unless you wish for loose "stools".
OVERACHIEVER
A few years back I got all the Steam Achievements on Half Life 2 (about 10 years after it came out) and do you think humanity is shutting down now because basically everything's been done?

It's a thought.
McCow 
They should try turning it off and on again.
THE HOARD
In these uncertain times we could simply scream in despair or perhaps hoard food that will go off in three days, while sitting huddled close to a loving family member in your makeshift bomb shelter.
I personally prefer to think positively by reminding myself that I'm not Noel Edmonds. 

Yours,
Lee McCormick
Why are people buying fresh fruit and veg in such quantities?! Are they going to use lettuce leaves as toilet paper, or something? 
WOMBLING NOT FREE BUT IN ISOLATION
Dearest Humans,

These are troubling times. I had a dream Orinocho from the Wombles was eating a grapefruit and Emu was eating a kiwi whilst Rod Hull looked on bored.

I used to have dreams about the Krankies as well when I was younger, usually being chased by Ian, little Jimmy looking on.

I never understood people who thought Dooby Duck was scary. I'd really like to watch some episodes of that right now.

I'm worried about the next few days and weeks and I know it is OK to worry. this is something new and new is scary. People should also know that support is out there and I know its tough to access it especially for the first time. But people want to help, talk and connect and I want more people to dream about Emu eating a kiwi fruit.

Let's have hope and rely on that one thing. A hatred of Amiga owners.

Love and strength,
Steph is real tired of this x
Given what we know about the Krankies' private lives - by their own admission - I think your dream scenario might well have played out in real life on more than one occasion. 

But anyhow... yeah, it's okay to be worried. You can't just switch off your feelings, and if ever there was a time to be anxious... this is kind of it. It's usually best to feel them, acknowledge them, but try to also see them as a kind of outside observer. That's my technique anyway.
TEDDY BOY
I don't know.

I wrote a huge long piece all about the magical teddy picker that allocates which souls are to enter newborn babies. Then how a cat, who had finally reached self awareness at age 21, and shortly afterwards died of a broken heart as it realised it couldn't enact anything due to being unable to effectively communicate, lodged a complaint to run the teddy picker since God was species-ist.

There was a tribunal where God argued he didn't have to answer to anybody as he had the keys to the teddy picker and wasn't going to change the rules to suit the situation. Since nobody could judge him, life carried on as normal with all its flaws and foibles.

It essentially ended up with a simple message from the wide-eyed cat. Live life with love, and don't sh*t in flower beds!

There then followed a 1980s He-man-esque hands on hips laughing session, before an arrogant human leans forward and with 3 frames of repeated mouth animation suggests: "You mean leave the planet a better place than when you found it..."

The cat shrugged and huffs "My words were better!"

BTW, HM government should provide a kitchen door sized lockdown calendar. Like an advent calendar, but each door is made of enough T-paper to achieve a clean sheen. Behind each door is something like hand gel, valium, prophylactic, next month's rent... 

These are strange times, but stick to good humanity. Help others, be strong, and when we emerge out of the other side, we'll hopefully be in a better place as a species, having had a stark reminder of our biology and our good and bad nature.

Hard times forge strong people and all that.

Take care Paul and all.
Dave Graves
I had to look up what a 'teddy picker' was. It's a claw machine, yes? And that was the edited version of your huge long piece, yes? I think I speak for us all when I say we get the general idea.

Anyway. Yeah, thanks, Dave. We'll get through this. Though I'm not sure how reassured I feel about it coming from somebody with the name "Dave Graves"...
ACTION FIGURES
Dear Mr Biffophant,

If you could choose six characters from the Digi / Found Footage universe to make in to classic 3.75 inch action figures which would you choose and what accessories would they come with? 

Love and socially distanced kissy kissy,
Treacle Truffle
SIX characters!??! Why so many? The Man's Daddy is the obvious one. Goujon John (with goujon accessories), Fat Sow, Zombie Dave, The Man, and a bum-faced zombie from Trojan Arse Protocol. There you go. Also, buy all six and you get to build a Handsome Crab.
LIVE ALIVE... OH...
Just wanted to write regarding Digitiser Live. I know it’s a frightening time, however for some of us the light at the end of the tunnel will be this show. I know health and safety will always come first, however we are still over 4 months away from it. Please do not cancel it prematurely unless you absolutely have to :(

Kind regards,
Oliver Morgan

PS I love the Digitiser Deluxe format!
Unfortunately, as you may have read yesterday, we do have to postpone the show. We were holding out hope, but the Arts Centre got in touch to say they're closing for the foreseeable future. We were offered the opportunity to cancel, but I know how much Digi Live means to people - so we're working with them on finding an alternative date. I really, really hope it'll be this year, but with things as they are we just can't say.

​However, I'm considering doing some sort of epic live stream on the date Digi Live was meant to happen - maybe a live episode of Digitiser Deluxe, like a telethon. That might be fun. Watch this space. 
TURNER THE OF-EVENTS
Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. We are still looking for retro game developers to join the Chunky Fringe panel, though with the caveat that the date and location are now subject to Digitiser Live being rescheduled. On which topic, the physical gathering for Block Party is almost certainly going to be postponed, but the art contest, to be announced shortly, will proceed.

Keep doing the vids and things. I'm hoping for Biffovision Live, three hours streamed from your house with no particular plans, but will settle for a series of loo roll alternatives being put to the test (use both sides of the paper if necessary).
David W
Hah! Here's David again, following up his previous email. Great minds - yeah, I'd love to see if we can do a kind of real-time Saturday Morning kids' TV-type live thing. I might make that my big project, now that we don't know when Digi Live is happening. 

Also, once again thank you for putting on Chunky Fringe for people. I think we're all going to need a party after this...
DON'T PANIC!
Hello, I hope that you are well. The video you posted on Twitter about panic buying was entertaining. It also made me think that people will be (understandably) be worried about the situation not improving.

Obviously you didn't ask, and it's not my business, but just in case any of you or your family were genuinely worried about this, try not to be. My youngest brother works for a major supermarket, and I have spoken to him about this quite a lot. He says that barring truly apocalyptic scenes (we're apparently not even close) there will be no issues feeding the country.

​He says that barring a few specific items demand is no higher than at Xmas, it's just unexpected. In fact he promised me that in around just over two weeks, all but items with really long supply chains will be in plentiful supply. The nation will have toilet roll!

I hope you'll forgive my presumptuousness in sending you this - I'm not, of course, suggesting that any of you were panicking or even close, but I found it reassuring and in these times, I thought it might help.

Best wishes to you all. If I might be cheeky, a review of Doom Eternal would be good :-D
KoPaul Vissick
This is reassuring. The panic buying doesn't worry me so much as make me angry. I went to buy frozen veg from Iceland for my parents the other night, and there was none left at all. My mum only has partial vision these days, and - for complicated reasons - needs food that she finds simple to cook (in her words, where she can just put her hand in a bag of frozen food and pull out what she needs). But thanks to the utter selfishness of others, I couldn't get her any.

I'm also getting wound up by how many people still don't seem to be taking all this seriously, and aren't engaging with the whole social distancing thing. I see us all being forced into isolation in the not-too-distant, because of them. I've read that it's only really Generation X that's engaging with it en masse, and in my experience that is the case - younger and older generations seem to either think it's a lot of fuss about nothing, or have a "What will be will be" attitude. 

​But anyhow. Thank you. And yes: expect a review of Doom Eternal.
READ ALL ABOUT IT... BUT WHEN?!
I'm currently having a standoff with a friend about which edition of the London Evening Standard was the last to be printed on a given day. I say it was the 'Late Prices Extra', while he says it was 'West End Final'.

​Can you help?

Ta.
Steve
I always thought it was West End Final. Also, do they still have those Evening Standard vans with the orange and white stripes? Apologies to everyone outside of London, who must be finding this letter and its reply rather trying. WE'RE NOT ALL COCKNEYS, BTW.
HENNYTHING GOES!
Hi Mr.Biffo,

Have a look at these delightful old birds:
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These jolly birds have had a lovely life and given us many an egg, and outlived their 3 sisters and are also well past their egg laying days but are enjoying their retirement eating up grain and worms, possibly awaiting younger hens to join them, continuing the cycle as they and sisters were the younglings once, joining the previous old bird:
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I’ve never met a bunch of friendlier hens, I hope the next batch are just as delightful!

The salient game related point here is that the chickens aren’t viewed as individual birds, but rather a collective that over time loses and gains members, a bit like that Pokemon-Exeggcute (the one that’s a bunch of eggs), except these birds are already hatched and actually lay delcious mini exeggcutes.
Mr. S
My eldest daughter was supposed to be getting married in May, and her husband-to-be grew up on a farm - where the wedding reception was to be held. We went to visit it recently, and it really is a proper farm, with tractors and fields and maggot-infested sheep and that.

For some reason, we all got it into our heads that my daughter loved hens, presumably because SHE ALWAYS MENTIONED HOW MUCH SHE LOVED THE HENS ON THE FARM, and so every birthday and Christmas she for years she's been getting hen-themed gifts.

​Anyway, one thing we learned up at the farm is that it turns out she is, at best, ambivalent about hens. 

BEST GUESTS
If the person's profile/follower count was irrelevant, who are the three people that you'd most like to have as a guest on Digitiser?
John
Man... that's tough. It's got to be people who would fit in. One of the things that I feel we got so right with the eps of Digitiser Deluxe is how well Sooz and Ash sort of just slotted seamlessly into the line-up. Also helps that they're a joy to be around. 

I'm probably overthinking this. Hmm. I don't want people that will try and take over, who feel the spotlight should be on them. So let's say... 

Bob Mortimer. He's not only really funny, but seems like a lovely man. 

Mike Stoklasa from RedLetterMedia, purely on a hunch that we'd all get along.

There's an American comic called Meg Stalter, who is really, really funny. 

Heck, I can't stop at three. There are those who I'd love to get on, because it'd be fun to expose them to the weirdness. Big YouTuber Tom Scott does really interesting and informative videos, and I know he was a Mr Biffo's Found Footage Fan. 

On a similar note, Peter Sciretta who runs Slash Film, but also does excellent Disney vlogs. Again, just seems like a nice man, and he also really liked The Rise of Skywalker. Like me!

I'd love to get the Aunty Donna boys on in some capacity, even if it's for a sketch or a cutaway. Heck, you can chuck Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim into that too, if we're talking really big.

Then there are lesser know comics, like Stuart Laws and Sam Campbell who feel like they might be a good match. I dunno. It's hard. Because I also kind of want to bring in unexpected people - somebody like Dave Benson Phillips. 

​I dunno. We'll try anyone once. Get in touch, semi-well-known people!

HAIRS TODAY
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​Dear Mr. Biffo,

Apologies in advance for my mawkish letter. A few years ago I wrote to Digitiser and had meant to follow up your reply to my letter but in the meantime I started a family and never had time.

Now I have time because I'm in locked down Italy - terrifyingly housebound - but the thing I wanted to write about now seems frivolous in light of the situation. In fact, very much of what I spent my free time on up till now seems frivolous.

For instance, nostalgia for 80s computer games, or at least not for the games themselves, but the feeling I had of enjoying everything to do with them in a secure family home. It makes me sad to think my daughters won't necessarily enjoy the ease of living I enjoyed myself back then, given what's unfolding around us. Their world will be harsher, it pains me to say.

But then I thought, I'm glad something like Digitiser is there because it's a link to the past. Whether you're writing about old video games or not, it's still you and that continuity is comforting, which doesn't seem so frivolous after all.

Once on here you wrote something about nostalgia like, "You can't go back. You can't". While that was meant light-heartedly, it really hit me hard. Shook me up a little, even, which may sound daft,  because it's such an obvious statement, but wallowing in the past and nostalgia was becoming a bit of an morbid obsession. It helped me to keep it in mind while learning how to let go of the past.

So, I'm glad Digitiser is still around, but it's the fact Mr. Biffo is still writing that makes me happy rather than the retro gaming content. OK, I should stop rambling now.

So what did I want to write about? Well, I told you years ago that Mr. Hairs featured in an English text book I used to teach with, with a broad Scottish accent in the accompanying audio. In your reply you didn't seem convinced I was telling the truth, so I thought I would send the page he was on as proof. Is it really him?

Please don't use my real name this time (my fault, I don't know why I thought you wouldn't). Any pseudonym will do.

Stay safe everyone.
Doktor Bum Face

Well, that's all rather nice. Not Hairs featuring in a text book - and yes, that's definitely really him, and I remember him going off to write that piece (which was originally for a newspaper) - but knowing I'M a nostalgia security blanket. I guess not everyone who now knows about Digi remembers me from the olden days. For some people I'm an old man who has just suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and belatedly starting doing undignified YouTube videos.
CH-CH-CHECK-OUT (IN)
Dear Paul, 

Mostly I wanted to check in with everyone and say Hi. It sunk in this week that my plans for this year are canceled. I admire your optimism on rescheduling Digi Live. That doesn't sound right. It gives me hope! That you see an end to this.

I had already started working on something for Chunky Fringe. There will be more time to make something happen. Shall we look at it like that.

It has all knocked the wind out of me. This is version 3 of this letter. a much shorter one.  Letters page is good, Don't want it to have the letter that's in me right now! I am very concerned. Let's leave it at that. I want every thing to be better for everyone. So I'm just saying hello, Hang in there.
Simon
Must say I'm very glad I didn't book a summer holiday yet this year. Not that I could afford to go now anyway, but still. This is definitely an end to this, and it won't continue indefinitely. Not knowing when the end will be isn't exactly reassuring, but seeing Japan and China starting to come out the other side does give hope - even if we have to have tighter measures before we can get to the same place.

Just remember, you're living through history. This is a global crisis, but the world has been through worse. 
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28 Comments
Trevor Cod
20/3/2020 02:37:35 pm

"Are they going to use lettuce leaves as toilet paper, or something?"

That's just the tip of the iceberg!

Bdum tish.

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Floop
20/3/2020 06:25:52 pm

Pauls Eli voice reminds me of zippy from rainbow

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Robobob
20/3/2020 09:22:19 pm

I think Ginger Nuts missed out the best, most famous and almost certainly most successful Doom game, Doors Of.

Or something.

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Julia Senior
22/4/2020 11:46:44 pm

Hey everyone, what happened to DEAN?

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PeskyFletch
27/4/2020 01:53:52 pm

Him and Biffo had abit of a set to in the comments over(IIRC) DEAN suggesting that Biffo do more videos without other people or something? Biffo replied negatively and DEAN pushed it quite clumisly(In fairness i sorta think he was trying to complement Biffo, he just did it in a cack handed and easily misinterpreted manner). I haven't seen him since that

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Julia Senior
27/4/2020 02:43:31 pm

Thank you PeskyFletch, that all totally passed me by. I know Mr B doesn’t respond to any negative feedback very well, but it’s a shame DEAN isn’t around here anymore. I used to really enjoy his input on here.
I hope he’s well, I think he used to run a chip shop.
So what happened to DEANfan?

Adam
28/4/2020 07:26:39 pm

Bring back the Friday letters page! Haven't had one for over a month now...

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Ballsy McNutsack
5/5/2020 06:17:51 am

Biffo Biffo where are you
Answer me soon or I'll do a poo
If you think that's something I won't do
Then I'll just spurt out some stinky goo

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Arthur Fuller
6/5/2020 10:53:20 am

I take it all Mr Biffo’s writing is on his Patreon page now.
Can any of you lovely people let me know what his articles are like on there please?
I have no problem putting my hand in my pocket to scale his pay-wall, but I’d like to know what it’s like first.
Does he have his Friday letters page on there for example?

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Jim
9/5/2020 03:54:57 pm

Believe me I'm not one of the digitiser fan boys, I find the whole 'fanatic' thing bizarre, like that whole beanus thing with that other group of weird fan boys, but it's 1 dollar for a month and you're even bothering to ask questions about it ?! You can cancel after 1 month if it's that big a deal

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Ballsy McNutsack
7/5/2020 02:39:33 am

Huh, well, if that's what he's doing then fair enough I guess... however it would have been nice of Biffo to actually tell us he was abandoning this site, rather than just ghosting on us like we're some disappointing Tinder date :(

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Mr Biffo
7/5/2020 01:11:18 pm

It should be obvious to anyone with half an attention span as to why I no longer waste my time on this site. Good night.

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F. Louncer
7/5/2020 05:05:51 pm

Not as many sycophants as on your twitter?

Night.

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Dominic
8/5/2020 12:11:34 am

Wow.

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King of Sass
8/5/2020 02:47:06 pm

Sorry to hear you're not updating the site any more, I really enjoyed it, it reminded me of the early internet when people made their own sites for all their things, before everything became part of the big social media sites. Looks like I'll need to get a bit modern and visit the other places that you're now putting your work on.

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Paulvw
7/5/2020 11:04:26 pm

I used to enjoy wasting my time on this site.

So long Mr Biffo and thanks for all the laughs.

Take care

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Ballsy McNutsack
8/5/2020 01:24:28 pm

That's a pretty terrible attitude to have, Biffo. You have a loyal and large fanbase on here. Don't let your sensitivity to criticism blind you to the fact that there are so many people who love your work. How about you start rolling with the punches, or maybe even develop a sense of humour about it, instead of being so defensive to the point where you turn into a bitter, small-hearted husk.

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Dominic
8/5/2020 10:39:42 pm

Well said. Very disappointing end to a great little corner of the internet.

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Jim
9/5/2020 03:51:01 pm

In fairness , although I think biffo can be harsh in his comments, I can totally understand him switching to just patreon only, at least he gets a little bit of money from that. It's ridiculous that people can get on their high horse about art which is completely free.

I mean are you seriously getting annoyed at someone for not working their butt off for you ,for no money? And believe me all the articles on here do take a lot of work

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Ballsy McNutsack
10/5/2020 12:44:29 pm

I can't speak for everyone, but I'm mostly upset that he vanished for a month and then just left a snarky message to sign off. I would have had no problem with a proper goodbye message, whatever the reason.

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garbagecan
10/5/2020 04:31:32 pm

Thanks for the good times Mr Biffo! Take care.

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Gert
13/5/2020 12:59:15 pm

How can you all be sure that was the real Biffo commenting? He has been trolled before (this comment thread has no reserved usernames).

If it was the real Biffo, well, a little rude but I'm not a delicate little snowflake & Biffo isn't your personal friend so suck it up.

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Mr Biffo
15/5/2020 06:50:54 am

I did not write that comment on May 7th.

The thing is guys, I love you all, I really do. However, I'm just a bit tired. I can't explain it in any other words, really. Things were getting me down long before the world became a virus apocalypse, and I just do not have the mental energy left.

I know this website has an army of lovely, loyal fans, but I just cannot maintain it in addition to everything else I'm dealing with.

I'm truly sorry, please don't hold it against me.

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WeLoveYouMrBiffo
15/5/2020 11:28:48 am

I think you should disable the comments on these posts. Trolls could ruin your reputation & that's not fair because you're a bloody good bloke.

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Dominic
18/5/2020 11:41:28 pm

Sorry Biffs for blindly believing that was you who made that comment.

Sometimes you just lose the passion to do a pet project or find a new passion that takes over your attention. Happens all the time on the internet and in real world. Perfectly understandable.

If you keep the website you might fall in love with it again or find another way to use it that interests and excites you.

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Stoo
26/5/2020 11:33:33 am

There's no point forcing it if you feel no motivation. We'll be here if you come back and we'll understand if you don't.

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Starbuck
24/5/2020 01:25:03 am

Life is difficult. And life right now is different and difficult. I know we all need our regular routines, our support, our hit of 5HT. But so do those feeding the seratonin in. Peace out. And that. In the meantime, any news on Des O'Connor?

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Keith Lutener
18/6/2020 10:31:57 am

Been following for a very, very long time Mr Biffo and thought you had done an amazing job. Sadly all things come to an end eventually but I'll always appreciate the laughs you provided over the year. Wish you all the best for whatever you go on to do next, so long and thanks for all the fish!

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