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28/9/2018

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Wha... wha... whaaaaa?!? Get this: we'll be staging a special Digitiser The Show live event at next month's Play Expo Retro Special in Blackpool. As well as previewing the series with some exclusive footage, most of the Digitiser The Show team (myself, Paul Gannon, Octavius Kitten and Larry Bundy Jr) will be hosting some absurd games and panels - with special guests!

Please do come along, love. I'll be wearing my special jacket. I went to Blackpool Play Expo last year, and it's really great. Get tickets here. 

And now? And now an epic Friday Letters Page! 


If you'd like to appear here, or you've something you'd like me to give some attention to in our occasional Plug Zone, or you've got a picture of a bin you wish to share, please send your filthy emails to this place here: digitiser2000@gmail.com
STAR WHAT?
A year ago I asked a few questions, so it's a good time for some follow ups:

1) How did you feel about the ending of Rebels?
2) Clone Wars is returning, how much of a story do you feel there is left to tell between episodes 2 and 3?
3) Resistance looks interesting, what gaps in the story do you think they may explore?
4) Also the art style reminds me of Wind Waker, bit of a departure from what we've seen before.  Any idea why the three animated series have looked so different?
5) Which has been your favourite visually?
6) Have you played Stardew Valley yet?  Multiplayer is out now... Digi Farm? Bum Farm?
7) In the event that the wonderful Chris Bell, Jason Robertson and yourself manage to complete the entire archive of classic Digi do you feel it could be released as a book?

Thank you for continuing to bring the smiles and laughter.
Glyn Heaviside
1) Rebels? That rather depends on what they're rebelling against. Oh - you mean Star Wars Rebels, the animated series! LOLOLOL. Don't really care. I mean, it was fine and everything, but... well... 

​2) Uhhnnhhh. Well... there are always stories, no matter when or where they're set. It's an infinite universe.

3) I honestly don't know. Which leads me to believe I'm less interested in the First Order-era of Star Wars than I thought I was. I mean, what IS the First Order anyway? You got what the Empire was in the original films. It was an evil empire. What's a "First Order"?

Even if they just had a line on-screen stating that it's, I dunno, the remnants of the former Empire. Or maybe they did, and it was lost on me. Plus, what IS the Resistance? In The Force Awakens there's a galactic government of some sort. What's the deal with the Resistance? 

And yeah, look, I know all this is explained in the books. And that I'm a huge nerd.

4) Shouldn't you be asking Dave Filoni these questions?

5) I'm not a massive fan of any of the art styles. The hardware in Resistance looks cool, but I don't like how that cel-shading looks on the characters. It looks cheap.

6) I have played it, and I didn't know what I was meant to be doing. I got lost in some fields, and couldn't find my house, and then I got tired and my walking got all slow, and I switched it off and didn't play it again. 

7) That would be a BIG book. Also, it'd all be online already. Do you need a book?
CROFT ORIGINAL
After the fortnight's focus on Lara Croft I wondered what you thought about her portrayal in the recent Tomb Raider movie (if you bothered with it). It went at great lengths to portray her as 'one of us' as we first meet her having rejected her fortune, but she still turns into a murder-happy psycho by the end.

This is also the point where I plug the podcast I co-host with my brother Rory: Games on Film (https://www.soundcloud.com/gamesonfilmpod), which covers video game movies and tackled Tomb Raider in its first episode. It is a very silly podcast.
Harry Steele
Look at you with your Trojan Horse-style plug. I didn't see the movie. I've been meaning to, out of sheer curiosity, but I'm not expecting much. It's got Walter Goggins in it though, and he's usually good value. Watch HBO's Vice Principles. Astonishing telly.
SESAME STREET
Todays letters are:


H
E
L
L
O

See you next week!
​James Dunn
Every single week when I ask for letters, somebody on Twitter will say something like "Here's one - J" or similar. Thought you should know.
SNICKERS
Hi Biffo, I’m long overdue a proper letter in to you. But in the mean time I’m raising money for Prostate Cancer UK after two members of my family were diagnosed earlier this year. 

Running a 10k can donate here. 

http://www.justgiving.com/Marc-BOOTH?utm_id=124

But this training video is what I’d like a plug me do of if there’s room in your big fat column:

https://youtu.be/lMhIQbl0DTU

Marc Booth
Well done, you. I have donated.
GAMING MILL'S LETTER
I've long been a fan of pallets. Pallets and forklifts. What exasperates me though is the amount of pallets and, to a certain extent forklifts, is the fact they are not portrayed accurately. Even in modern games you would think they'd take the advice of an expert when it comes to such minute details? I am such an expert.

For instance, I was messing around in GTA V the other day and saw some four way PB 40" x 48" pallets (PB: perimeter base).

However, upon closer inspection and roughly working out the size of the helicopter I crashed into them it turned out that they were completely odd sized and not to any conventional specification! Granted, I know the game is set in the U.S. of States and in Britain, even though in the trade we still call them 40 x 48s and that here they actually measure 1000mm x 1200mm - which is actually 39.37" x 47.24" - there really is no excuse for such lackadaisical tomfoolery.

Then there is the forklift stuff in Shenmue II. With that race bit (to 'warm them up' or something, I can't remember) well, that goes against every health and safety rule in the book!

Also, if you knew anything about driving a forklift, the way the handling of said vehicles is treated is ridiculous; turning corners at such high speed in such a heavy but compact piece of industrial vehicular machinery designed with utmost precision engineering would still render it 90° to what it should be.

This might not be so bad but not once did I see any of the characters 'buckle up'. 'Why should they' you may ask? 'They don't move that fast surely'? No, they don't. However, in a falling forklift the natural inclination is to jump from your seat to safety, only to be hit by the protective overhead metal frame, causing massive spinal injuries or, even worse, death. The belt is there to stop you self ejaculating from the vehicle.

These issues need to be addressed by game developers. If any of you are reading this then please - feel free to contact me through Twitter or suchlike, because, as I mentioned earlier, I am an expert in such matters.

I am unfit but strong and also had a new washing machine installed today,
Gaming Mill.
My washing machine outlet is blocked. I tried to fix it earlier this year, but just made everything worse, and ever since then we've been draining it into the kitchen sink. We've had to tie the hose to the taps. Yes, we should get a plumber in, but I don't like having tradesmen in my house.
​CONSTIPATION
Do you ever have to deal with writer's block? You seem to write a lot.

Just wondered.
Nikki
That's a really good question. Not sure I've ever been asked it before. To be honest, I never have. I get days where I feel more productive than others, and some days where I'll get bugger all done, but I don't think that's the same thing as writer's block. Thing is, I'm pretty quick once I do get going, so I usually make up for the days when my brain is feeling a little less inspired.

​Really, though, I find that just writing - anything - can get the inspiration flowing. What I am bad at doing is walking away from the laptop on days when I'm feeling uninspired. Sometimes a walk would help, or I should go off and play a game for a bit, but I just sit there grinding away, trying to force out the words.
ROUGH AND SMOOTH
This past couple of months have been a mixed bag of emotions for me. Here are snippets of my life in list form, along with whether I am happier or less happy because of them.

 
1) Been dealing with a family bereavement this past couple of months which has been quite hard going.  Everything takes so long to sort out. (-5 happy)

2) My eldest graduated from Uni a few months ago with a degree as a Theatre Tech.  He started his first job on Monday just gone. Proper proud Dad moment!  (+3 happy)

3) My youngest started Uni a couple of weeks ago.  Again, proper proud Dad moment.  (+2 happy)

4) My car broke down. As I write this email, I’m sat in a garage watching mechanics delve up into its underside and remove random pieces of metal.  Some mechanics are just stood there scratching their heads and looking unsure how to proceed, while others seem to be laughing and joking. 

I was advised before they put it onto the ramp how much it is likely to cost me just for this apparently humorous “diagnostic”, so I’m sure when I leave later this evening I’ll be a good few hundred pounds worse off. (-3 happy)


5) I’ve just found out that you’ll be bringing a small version of Digitiser to Play Blackpool, and I’m please about this. (+2 happy)

6) I realised that my website will be 20 years old in June next year, so to celebrate I have decided to finally put a bit of effort in and start a podcast.  Been meaning to do this since around 2010.  After I committed to the idea and mentioned it on the Twitters, I realised I needed to learn how to make podcasts, and get some guests.  Anyone got any advice on what to use for recording/editing? (even stevens on the happiness) (+1 happy)

7) I’m going to be in London next Friday afternoon, waiting for a train for two hours.  Although I’m delighted that I’m finally allowed out of the North West for a bit, I know I’m going to be bored.  Anyone fancy buying me a coffee? (-1 happy)

8) When time has been allowing, I’ve been making my way through the recently re-released version of Shenmue on Xbox.  Really enjoying replaying one of my favourite games ever.  (+2 happy)
 
9)  I’ve just pre-ordered NostalgiaNerd’s book about retro tech! (+1 happy)
 
Total Happiness Score : I didn’t keep count.
Craig A
https://www.80sNostalgia.com
Man. Sorry about the bereavement and the car and other stuff, Craig. Congrats to your eldest. And good work on seeing the positives in-between the less-good stuff.
AMAZ
​Thank you for your informative review on the electronic fan heater I was thinking about buying on Amazon:
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You saved me a few ££'s there!

That was a good review, and couldn't agree more with your review of Madonna's sex book:
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Nice!
Stanley
That Madonna book was weird, in hindsight. I mean, aside from it being odd that she'd want to release it... it's strange to look back and recall the moral outrage that she used to generate. These days a half-nude pop-star can shove a picture of the Pope up their bum on stage and nobody bats an eyelid.  
50 Qs OF WHYTE
214) While I cannot prove it, I think that a significant reason for Telltale Games' shut-down, other than repeating their formula a little too often, is that Let's Play videos on YouTube/Twitch etc. spoiled their stories for many people.

​There wasn't much reason to play the games, no offence intended, without the narrative, so this must have hurt their sales. Is there a moral duty for streamers to avoid this sort of situation? Obviously I don't expect them to feel that way.

215) I'd like to suggest that you explain how to fix Command and Conquer. On that subject, which was your favourite? Mine was Red Alert 2.

216) Is it my imagination, or does it seem like a long time since there was a genuinely great driving game that offered something different?

217) Who has been your favourite computer game NPC?
​John Whyte
214) Oh man. That's a really good point, John. I guess that's a risk for any game that's telling a story, rather than one where the appeal is in the joy of playing it. I played a few Telltale Games, and while I appreciated what they were doing... it wasn't for me. Just felt like playing something that was made up entirely of cut-scenes.

215) Yes! Good suggestion. Doing that next week. Red Alert 2 was also my favourite. 

216) I do believe you're right. And while I'm on the subject... I'm going to say it... I've not really enjoyed a Mario Kart since the first one.

217) Dog from Half-Life 2. He so cute!
NO 8-BIT
Long-time reader, first-time letter writer, staying away from the bins.

I was disappointed to discover on Twitter that TV channel Dave has cancelled Go 8-Bit. (Which is apparently how the team behind it found out too!) 

While it wasn’t the perfect gaming show, there was a lot to like in it and its spin-off show DLC.

At a time when gaming is under attack again from clueless politicians and witless parents who ignore the ratings on the box, it was great to have a show dedicated to the pastime on TV.

Do you think there is even the remotest chance that Digitiser could spearhead a campaign to get gaming back on TV for more than a three-minute roundup of E3, for something more in-depth than endless trailers that don’t contain actual gameplay footage, and that could entertain us in a jolly, madcap way that possibly involves dressing up celebrities in various silly costumes?
Merman
Retro gamer and games journalist
@merman1974
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I too was sad to see that Dave had axed Go 8-Bit. We had Steve McNeil on Digitiser The Show, and he's a very good sport. In fact, I'm recording an episode of his podcast next week. He deserved better than to be told about it through Twitter. The telly industry can be truly shit sometimes.

I think TV, for whatever reason, is very anti-video games. You could get all conspiracy theorist about it and say that TV people view video games as a threat to their industry - and to a point, that would be correct. I fear that any campaign to get gaming back on telly is going to be fighting an uphill battle. 

​I do think that Digitiser The Show is utterly unlike any games show there has ever been, but I'm under no illusion that its YouTube/Kickstart origins (two more things that are a threat to traditional telly) are going to count against it, were we to pitch it to a broadcaster. 

But do we even need TV? I honestly think that Digitiser The Show is good enough to be on TV, but traditional, linear, TV programming is on a downward slope. And yet there's still a perception that getting something on telly is some sort of "prestige" achievement, when the reality is that many online shows get views in excess of TV ratings. Take it from someone who works in TV for his living; there's nothing magical about it. At the end of the day it's all content, and at least online stuff is less committee-led, and more personal.

​The main benefit that I'd see from doing a Digitiser show with a TV company would be the increased budget. It'd be nice if everyone involved was able to get paid, and that we could afford a little more time to make it. 

DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH
​Now that everybody seems to be getting in on the mini games console business, do you think there's any chance that Channel 4 will make a new series of Gamesmaster presented by a tiny wee Dominik Diamond?
Stringfellow Hawke
You mean a Dominik Diamond made out of urine? Oh, wait... Now I understand. Yes. And then we could nail him to a miniature crucifix.
MR PSB'S POO STORY
When I look back upon my life, it's always with a sense of shame.

No wait, that's the Pet Shop Boys, I'll start again.

Life's a bit of a pisser sometimes, isn't it?  For all the good things going on, and all the exciting new experiences I'm having and stuff I'm doing I wouldn't have guessed I'd be up to this time last year, and the lovely people I've met and continue to meet, I'm being hammered emotionally by my father's ongoing illness. 

He's a little weaker every time I see him, and he's unable to do something else that he could do before.  Over the last few months I've had something of the changing of the guard with my rats, the old boys are all gone now. 

One of the three young boys I got to provide company for my old man died suddenly and unexpectedly.   I'm hoping against hope that I can have a bit of time between losing things I love, and that I don't lose my father anytime soon. 

All I can do is try not to think about it while I'm doing other stuff, but this event is looming on the horizon that I know is going to break me utterly. It happens to people all the time, but I have no idea how it'll actually affect me, I just assume the worst as I always do, because that's probably the safest bet.

Anyway!

Your recent exploits with the Tomb Raider stuff inspired me to write a little something I think everyone will enjoy about how I think a Tomb Raider-style story could be told. I have included it right here, right now:

MR BIFFO AND THE MYSTERIOUS CAVE

Once upon a time there was a Very Good Boy called Mr Biffo, who lived alone in a mansion with his dark and tortured past because his dad shot himself in the face with a butler or something who cares IT WAS REALLY DARK AND STUFF OK.  Mr Biffo was a lonely boy who dreamed of visiting mysterious far off lands and plundering their burial sites for treasure like any red-blooded Englishman should.

Anyway.

Mr Biffo was walking around a city one day when he noticed a mysterious staircase leading down into the bowels of the earth.  His curiosity aroused, he slowly crept down the stairs one by one, alert for any signs of ancient traps.  

The stairs finished their descent and opened into a dimly lit cave, which had a damp, mouldering smell about it, with a sharp edge of artificial citrus.  Mr Biffo was very excited - this cave wasn’t a natural formation at all, it was clearly man-made.  Perhaps the strange lemony scent was an ancient perfume the likes of which hadn’t been smelt for thousands of years.

Mr Biffo groped his way through the gloom and as he stumbled deeper into the cave he noticed a strange water trough along one of the walls, which occasionally seemed to briefly refill every so often, perhaps powered by some unseen mechanis.  

The water drained away almost as quickly as it filled, pooling only briefly, presumably to avoid becoming stagnant.  He scooped a handful of the water from the trough as it filled and tasted it.  It had the same citrus tang he’d caught a hint of in the air, and a hint of something bitter in the background. “Perhaps this is the fountain of youth and I will live forever!  Haha!” He said to nobody in particular.


Mr Biffo turned and wandered deeper into the cave, and came to a short hallway with small structures that resembled closets or rooms, each fitted with a door.  Mr Biffo wondered if these were perhaps individual burial tombs or graves.  

Mr Biffo tried each door in turn, and most of them opened to reveal nothing but an empty urn, with water collected at the bottom, no doubt from years of seepage into the cave from outside.  “Perhaps there have been robbers here before” he mumbled to himself.  

The final door he came to was stuck fast and a strange rumbling sound came from within, almost like a cough.  Mr Biffo grappled with the door, and as he did the sound grew louder, until there was a loud cracking, splintering sound, and the door flew inwards.  An enraged humanoid figure squatted behind the door on top of one of the urns, with a ruddy face and murderous gaze.

It howled in rage and tried to grab Mr Biffo, who deftly stepped backwards and sideways, and the creature toppled forward, tripping over some kind of cloth binding fastened around his ankles, its head bouncing off the tiled floor.

The monster fell silent, but the smell emanating from it monster was foul, and Mr Biffo wondered if it was some kind of undead tomb guardian created by ungodly rites to protect a great treasure.  Certainly the foul matter oozing from one of his orifices suggested decomposition was in process.

Mr Biffo noticed that the urn the creature had been guarding was filled to the brim with some kind of damp bandages and earth, and despite the lingering smell of the creature he decided to investigate the contents of the urn further.  

Mr Biffo dug into the urn with gusto, digging through the wet earth and sodden bandages with his bare hands, and scooping the invading water out from his excavations and flinging it over his shoulders. Finally, he reached the bottom of the urn, and was astonished at what he found.  

He reached down and gently lifted the mysterious and beautiful item and placed it carefully in his treasure collecting pouch.  At that point he was tapped on the shoulder by a policeman who arrested him for breaking into a toilet cubicle and causing a man having a poo to knock himself out.

“Oh well,” said Mr Biffo, and he didn’t wake up because it wasn’t a dream.

THE END.


That wasn't very good, was it?  That's why I've stopped doing them you see, I'm rubbish these days.

OK BYE HAVE A NICE WEEKEND EVERYONE AND I MIGHT SEE YOU IN BLACKPOOL IF YOU GO THERE FOR THE PLAY THING YEAH OK SEE YOU LATER.
MrPSB
Good to have you back, and sorry to hear about your dad. Yeah, that's right: I'm being nice to you even though you've written another horrible story about me. 
NO, YOU P.O.
I know it costs dollar (which you probably don’t have enough of) to do but have you ever thought of hiring a P.O. Box so people can actually write you real letters like out of the olden days? Not just letters though, cheese or bits of string etc etc etc you get the jist.

It’d be a bit of a laugh to send a real life letter again or are people too bloody lazy to do that these days?
To be fair, I’d probably not be arsed either, but it’d be nice to try it for one month maybe!? Byeeeeeeee!
Yours Sincerely, 
James Walker 
That's a horrible idea. It's time consuming enough having to correct everyone's typos when they're cut-and-pasted, without also having to transcribe them from scratch.

​That said, I quite like the idea of people sending me presents. I LOVE PRESENTS.
24 Comments
MrPSB
28/9/2018 09:42:44 am

It's very clearly a story about a Very Good Boy and you are neither Very Good nor a boy. Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental.

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Alistair
28/9/2018 10:00:10 am

Would you really want the sort of 'presents' people would send you though?

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Biccies
28/9/2018 03:38:04 pm

I for one look forward to Mr PSB's sizeable contributions

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MENTALIST
28/9/2018 10:07:48 am

For me, the very nadir of forklift trucks in games is in Driv-three-r when you have to use one to create a temporary platform in order to escape some room. Though that had more to do with the terrible quality of that game's on-foot controls than the authenticity of the forklift presented.

I completed Driv-three-r, as I recall. It was a proper curate's egg.

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Treacle
28/9/2018 10:50:41 am

I thought that was an excellent story from Mr PSB, who is the one man Mills and Boon of Biffo faecal fan fiction.

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Nick
28/9/2018 11:14:53 am

The pallet thing winds me up too. Worse are games set on mainland Europe where they use the 1200 x 800 size pallet (or 33s as they are sometimes referred to). These are much more obviously a different size to the British and American ones and yet developers rarely make an effort to include them.

Laziness of the highest order and another symptom of all that is rotten in the world of video games.

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Spiney O’Sullivan
28/9/2018 11:37:28 am

@ Harry Steele:

The new Tomb Raider movie was horribly paced and too widely focused, and really failed on communicating the “survivor” aspect that’s supposed to be integral to modern Lara.

The trailers focused on jungle combat and tomb raiding, while the film itself seemed to want to spend a lot of time messing around with East London hipsters and boxing gym owners and otherwise establishing Lara as being “relatable” in a way that made the actual island adventuring stuff feel horribly cramped, especially since they were already mashing plots from both games into one film.

They really should have skipped the London-based first 20 minutes of the movie and spent more time on the island during the points between her escaping the camp and having to kill that Trinity thug doing survival movie staples. At the very least they could have fit in a “having to reluctantly hunt an animal to eat” scene, and a scene with her fending off or being chased by aggressive wildlife would have been good too. This could surely have been done without raising the age rating from its comfortable 15; desperately waving a flaming stick at a predator after a short chase, for example, would have underscored the danger of the wilderness without risking upsetting Peta too much (though it admittedly might have been over the film’s limited CGI budget). In short, tapping into our primal fear of “the woods” and their inhabitants seems like an open goal for a film like this, but they didn’t even try to shoot for it.

Also the revelation of Lara’s Dad being alive kind of damaged the film since he was an emotional and narrative crutch for Lara and the film respectively. His appearance just made everything too easy, and if anything, we got too much closure about him compared to the games that it was based on.

That said, the chase scene in the Hong Kong docks was good, and I liked the drunk and surly ship’s captain better than Jonah as an adventuring partner, so the film wasn’t totally without merit. Overall though, when you manage to tell a story less well in a film than in a video game, you have a serious problem.

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Harry Steele link
28/9/2018 01:34:05 pm

Funnily enough I think we found the 'pre-island' stuff a bit more engaging, but mainly because we found the stuff on the island a bit workmanlike, with the tomb itself almost an afterthought.

Still, on the podcast we do our best to 'celebrate' the world of video game movies, as we think there's far too much negativity out there and being a 'hater' is the default position for many 'reviewers' on Youtube, podcasts etc

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Spiney O’Sullivan
28/9/2018 03:04:47 pm

I’m actually all for having reviews that aren’t cringey “angry reviews”, but I just really thought this film was a total missed opportunity. For all they’re pretty cheesy, I actually think Jolie’s movies are better films in that they were pretty competent and fun Indy-by-way-of-Bond pulp adventures instead of something that reaches out in too many directions.

I actually quite like videogame films in a sort of “turn your brain off” way, but something about the Tomb Raider license’s cultural legacy makes it feel like it has a certain weight on it that requires it to be better than other game films, especially given how much praise and attention the recent games got for their efforts to update Lara.

Also if you want lighthearted fun and haven’t done them already, I’d recommend Need for Speed (a competent Fast and Furious knock-off featuring Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul) and Dead Or Alive (featuring Holly Valance from Neighbours and Jamie Pressley from My Name Is Earl, it is possibly somehow Paul WS Anderson’s dumbest film, but absolutely honest about what it is). Also Prince of Persia, which I think is genuinely the best (least worst?) videogame movie adaptation out there.

(Also DOOM, for all it goes a bit off the fundamental concept of the games in what I assume was a desperate attempt to avoid religious controversy, was quite fun too)

PeskyFletch
1/10/2018 11:04:30 am

I weirdly love the doom movie.

Neptunium
28/9/2018 12:27:52 pm

I would definitely buy a coffee table stylee "best of classic digi" book, 'specially if it had some annotations by the authors themselves.

Would it be legally sound, though? I guess that technically the classic digi's on display belong to some megamediaconglomorate somewhere, they may frown on a for money book.

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Chris Bell link
28/9/2018 12:49:12 pm

I recently did a “thumb” “nail” estimate of how many editions of Digi there were over the years, and worked it out to be a couple of hundred shy of 3,000 (curse those suits for the 3-updates-a-week preventing it from hitting that landmark).

You’d need some coffee table to handle that!

I guess you’d have to publish it in yearly volumes - which would of course make 2002’s considerably lighter...

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Neptunium
28/9/2018 08:38:51 pm

That's why I suggested a "best of" rather than the whole shebang. I think a taschen style coffee table book would be awesome.

Chris Bell link
28/9/2018 11:55:24 pm

Sorry, yes, so you did. I think a nice curated book of highlights would be an absolute winner, especially if it had a premium finish to it. Even if it’s all online, I think there’s still a place for something like that - it’d be good to have a tangible product you can flip through.

Floop
28/9/2018 03:10:53 pm

make it a pop-up book with press reveals

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David W
28/9/2018 12:48:12 pm

This letters page was quite touching, despite triggering an unfortunate misinterpretation of self ejaculation from a forklift.

MrPSB, please send pics of rats next week, preferably in/around bins.

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MrPSB
28/9/2018 01:41:04 pm

"Next week" is a little optimistic with my current rate being once every two months.

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Zteve
28/9/2018 03:18:06 pm

I was not surprised to see that Go 8Bit had been cancelled. As a concept for a TV show it seemed to be aimed squarely at me, but for some reason the game playing never seemed to work. All the contestants got to nominate their favourite games and yet they were usually awful at playing them as if they had never played any video game at all.

The choice of games felt odd as well. (licencing issues?) And the whole "let's dance while the stage rotates" really cheapened the whole feel of the show. I hope the same idea for a show if tataken up elsewhere and reimagined because I should love Go 8Bit but never liked it.

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Spiney O’Sullivan
28/9/2018 03:35:39 pm

Hopefully McNeil and Pamphilon will just take it back to the stage, as the original live incarnation was brilliant. Also I like Dara O’Brian, but the presumably Dave-mandated decision to stick McNeil and Pamphilon in the backseat felt a bit disrespectful when they created the show.

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RG
28/9/2018 04:08:49 pm

Here's a challenge - fix Star Wars games.

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Spiney O’Sullivan
28/9/2018 04:38:04 pm

I think that fixing the games might be a secondary priority to convincing anyone to show up for the next movie.

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RG
28/9/2018 06:44:59 pm

I was going to say fixing the films was optional, but I figured it would be a huge challenge - even for the mighty Mr B.

Robobob
28/9/2018 07:08:04 pm

Go 8-Bit didn't really work for some reason, probably because they kept picking games that didn't really work as multiplayer, played by guests who were supposedly big gaming fans that clearly didn't play games, and then couldn't work out how to simultaneously show the games and the players and so the resulting mess meant you had little idea what was going on half the time.

Still, the whole rotate the stage thing definitely definitely didn't get old.

However Go 8-Bit: DLC was great, my kind of humour, put Dara more to the back (but kept him in it with the quite funny let's all go play games at Dara's house bit) - far superior and must have cost about £3.50 to film so why they ditched it after 1 series I've no idea.

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S Hawke
28/9/2018 08:54:49 pm

So Robot Wars and Go 8 Bit have both been cancelled this year, but Mock The Week is still going strong? Dara O Briain needs to have a word with himself.

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