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THE DIGITISER 2000 'FIND YOUR STAR WARS NAME-O-MATIC'!

15/12/2015

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"Star Wars is coming, and the goose is getting fat: please put some money in the billionaire's hat. If you haven't got some money, A picnic egg will do, If you haven't got a picnic egg then God damn you!"

Did you like that rhymin'  whimsy? We didn't. You see, it made us reflect so hard upon the movie business that we burst a blood vessel in our eyes.

Never mind, dear. Like many of you, we've been wondering what name to adopt for the forthcoming release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. To make things easier for everyone, we've designed this special Digitiser 2000 Star Wars Name-O-Matic. It couldn't be simpler, guy! In fact, the only thing easier than doing this is not doing anything at all! Look - here it is:

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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
FIND YOUR GAMERTAG
THE DIGI2000 INDIE GAME TITLE-O-MATIC
11 Comments
Obi Sesspitto T'wanky
15/12/2015 03:26:36 pm

Must say I'm pretty pleased with my new Star Wars name...

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Dangerous Dave
15/12/2015 03:38:41 pm

What about folk born in Smarch?

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General O'Sullivan Vroooom
15/12/2015 06:04:08 pm

I do everything at the speed of lurrrrvvve.

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Wastey Chal Whurlpaperer
15/12/2015 10:24:18 pm

Are these legally enforced? Because I really don't need the arseache of more paperwork.

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Admiral Spiney O'Sullivan
16/12/2015 08:13:34 am

Well, I have a new Digitiser comments handle.

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O'Sullivan O'Sullivan O'Sullivan
16/12/2015 11:09:55 am

How did that happen?

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Peoffrey Moc Aluminium
17/12/2015 08:30:46 am

*SPOILER ALERT*
I constructed my own lightsaber, from a Pringles tube and partially digested vegetables, but it doesn't go wvuzzzzzzz-pchoo; It just goes ponk*ponk. When the old Jedi childrens entertainer saw it, he rolled his eyes at me and made me touch his shiny dark side with a skzawiak. I had the last laugh though; I didn't even wash the skzawiak! LOLZZZZZZZZZBRPPTKTSKXXX.

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gaijintendo
17/12/2015 08:44:35 am

This is a convenient way of identifying your Force-kin.

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Princess Milky McHarris
18/12/2015 09:17:04 am

Tell no-one of this.

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General Groovy McHarris
19/12/2015 01:42:37 pm

Sweet.

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Princess Milky McHarris
22/12/2015 11:22:06 am

D...Daddy?

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