Did you like that rhymin' whimsy? We didn't. You see, it made us reflect so hard upon the movie business that we burst a blood vessel in our eyes.
Never mind, dear. Like many of you, we've been wondering what name to adopt for the forthcoming release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. To make things easier for everyone, we've designed this special Digitiser 2000 Star Wars Name-O-Matic. It couldn't be simpler, guy! In fact, the only thing easier than doing this is not doing anything at all! Look - here it is: