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TEN THINGS SEAN MURRAY WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO TO HIM, AS FAR AS WE KNOW

19/8/2016

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Sean Murray is the handsomest man in games development, if not the handsomest in all of c-c-c-creation. The co-founder of Hello Games, and the chief inspiration behind No Man's Sky, is a beautiful enigma, his soft lilt, rugged good looks, and "Kiss me" eyes making him a sort of inscrutable, bearded Blarney Stone. 

But what of the man behind the face? What are the main dislikes of the man Sean Murray? As Sean maintains a dignified silence in the face of mounting questions regarding supposedly missing features in No Man's Sky, here are ten things we guarantee he won't want you to do to him, as far as we know.
10. TAP HIM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WITH A COIN TO GET HIS ATTENTION.
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9. OFFER HIM A CHOCOLATE COIN... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A REAL COIN!
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8. OFFER HIM A REAL COIN... BUT IT TURNS OUT TO BE A CHOCOLATE COIN!
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7. THROW A COIN REALLY HARD AT HIS FACE.
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6. PUT HIM IN A WOODEN BARREL, AND DENY HIM A COIN.
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5. HEAT UP A COIN ON THE STOVE, AND THEN PUT IT ON HIS LEG.
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4. ASK IF HE CAN LEND YOU A COIN, AND WHEN HE GIVES IT TO YOU JUST DROP IT ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF HIM.
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3. TELL HIM HE'S MISPRONOUNCING THE WORD EVERY TIME HE SAYS "COIN".
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2. WITH YOUR FISTS FULL OF COINS, SCURRY BETWEEN HIS LEGS WHEN HE'S NOT EXPECTING IT.
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1. PUT A MYSTERIOUS COIN IN HIS MILK GLASS.
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
IT'S NOT FOR US TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH THESE PHOTOS OF VINTAGE GAMERS... BUT PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW THEM TO YOUR DAD IN THE BATH?
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19 Comments
Guru Larry link
19/8/2016 08:48:22 am

Drop a coin in a dog turd, them press it firmly in his hand... and he'll constantly lie about the inclusion of multiplayer on No Man's Sky.

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Omni-Lazbo
21/8/2016 08:26:28 am

Oh great omniscient one, I always wondered if it was yourself on youtube a few years back, under some username along the lines of 'Eat my juicy turd', gracing the comments of various retrogame uploaders with various turd-themed comments.

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Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 10:04:42 am

Are you, perhaps, the turd coming?

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Chris Wyatt
19/8/2016 08:52:12 am

Ask him if he'd like to play a coin op, then operate on him, with a coin.

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Wadaload
19/8/2016 09:20:59 am

Ask if its a coin-cidence that we've never seen him and Peter Molyneux at the same time.

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RichardM
19/8/2016 11:23:12 am

G'RAAAAH! How could I not have noticed this truthiest of truths? 'Tis Molyneux, reborn in youtheful form to continue his darkest of deeds.

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RichardM
19/8/2016 11:24:48 am

Oh, and: give him a coin so he can buy some shoes.

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John M
19/8/2016 12:52:18 pm

Invite him to pour his jar of coins into a CoinStar, and unplug it before he's finished.

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Gaming Mill link
19/8/2016 08:08:14 pm

I saw a bloke throw a bag of coins really hard into the face of the guy at the counter in a bookies once. There was blood everywhere. I don't know what it was all about.

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Chris Wyatt
19/8/2016 11:24:00 pm

It was all about coins. Everything is about coins.

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Mr. S Hedgehog
21/8/2016 08:49:57 am

nopes

Rakladtor IV
21/8/2016 07:41:46 am

Probably just a physics experiment, but he accidentally threw the coins too hard

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Smartaces link
20/8/2016 09:25:11 pm

Glue a coin to the ground then ask him to try and pick it up. When he bends over, break a still full milk bottle over the back of his head. Then empty a box of Crunchy Nut cornflakes over him.

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coincidence link
21/8/2016 03:16:34 am

Put a coin in his mouth and wait by his bottom for a lot of a time.

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Rakladtor IV
21/8/2016 07:48:26 am

Take a 5p piece, slide it up his nose! If he complains, flick him in the eye!

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Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 12:17:09 pm

As a scientific experiment, see if it is actually possible to swim through a pile of coins (a la Ducktales), using Sean Murray as an unwilling participant, all for the benefit of the greater scientific community.

If that doesn't work, repeat the experiment with tiddlywinks.

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Chris Wyatt
21/8/2016 12:25:23 pm

Afterwards, play the popular game: "Flick tiddlywinks, till he winks", with Sean on the receiving end.

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bearded black rimmed specced vegan, actually
23/8/2016 03:30:38 pm

I like the way he has his feet out in the last pic, what a cool down to earth guy he is! And what a grand collection of chequered shirts! It's the ONLY thing Sean will wear!!!!!

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Red
28/8/2016 08:16:27 pm

I don't get it

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