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SUPER-QUIZ 18: TEST YOUR GAME DEVELOPER KNOWLEDGE

9/7/2015

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Hello, good evening/bad morning/Happy Hannukah (delete as applicable) and please don't hurt my wife. I am BW, the quiz-host with the most (diseases ever contracted by a human through inappropriate contact with a golem). Welcome to my latest gaming quiz: Super-Quiz 23.3, or whatever it's called.

It is the purpose of this quiz to test you in matters of gaming knowledge. Some games characters are world famous, but what about the people who made  them? Are developers as anonymous and unknown as people think? Here are eleven notable game creators - but can you name them all? Find out at the bottom (of the page). Hello? Hello! Goodbye.


I'm afraid that I won't be sticking around to find out how well you did: I'm late for my acupuncture appointment. Well, I say acupuncture appointment... I'm just going to get in the bath and push clasps and offal up my nose until I pass out. Good luck in the quiz, everyone! Goodbye again. Hello again. 

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Q1. This balding, big-fisted Casanova has an enigmatic smirk - no wonder he's known as 'The Mona Lisa of Gaming'. But do you know who he is?

A) Brans Hatch
B) Thom Thomb
C) Whombleh 9-eh
D) Beagus M. Bongo

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Q2. This wacky Romanian fruitcake is famous for bounding out onto stage at game expos, and braying furiously while throwing small quoits and large darts at any empty chairs in the audience. But what is his name?

A) Jooooan Coooolliiiins
B) Flansy C-Bong
C) Waybe Bhatman
D) Whorp Dryve

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Q3. This gentleman has a soft face, and likes to wear a hat, under which he balances a wet seg upon the ashes of a fat pigeon he burnt. But can you ever fathom whom he might be?

A) Slidey O'Tubin'
B) Eric-N The American
C) McNasty Pantz
D) Bare Skills 

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Q4. This games developer looks slightly like a thyroidal Robin Williams, but that's okay. He's famous for telling journalists that his preferred option for a final meal is "A cup of Grits poured over a supermarket yam". Who is he though?

A) Manny Tarps
B) Cushion d'Angelo
C) Swarfega Jones
D) Booby Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

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Q5. This long-haired hellion has handsome lips, and a second, petrified, vestigial tongue, that he charges the curious just $5 to flick and lick. It is also rumoured that his impressive mane will bleed if cut. Does anybody know his name?

A) Hercule Hercules
B) Samson Samsonite
C) Thor Sorbitol
D) Sore Thorbitol

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Q6. An enigmatic chap this one, who does all his game developing while straddling an old horse corpse. Can you work out his name?

A) Sadd 4x4
B) MC Cakebread
C) The Wigan Banana
D) Terry Truss

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Q7. This famous games developer looks rather like a homeless man, but don't let that put you off (he doesn't even have things living in his hair and skin, as far as we know). Who hell he?

A) Bonobo B'neath
B) Roderick Swordsharp
C) Mingles 
D) Vot

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Q8. This independent games developer is also famous for being an old woman - hence her grandmother glasses and grey hair. But what might her name be?

A) Hoummous Alacazam!
B) Boilly Horatio Draff
C) Ebola Winkle
D) Sarnie Rudeboy

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Q9. His beard might be wispy and a bit on the ginger side, but this saucy darling of the indie development scene has no hair anywhere else on his body, and recently had an operation to reduce excess skin from his scrotal sac. Can you correctly identify him from the list of names below?

A) Toots
B) Cupcake
C) Sweetypie
D) Vramblex, Destroyer of Worlds

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Q10. Having a kind face is no obstacle when it comes to game development. What's more, this eccentric creator keeps a live swordfish under his desk, which he stomps on to relieve anxiety. If you know his name, shout it out now!

A) Del Morris
B) Mel Dorris
C) Meld Orris
D) De l'Morris

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Q11. Unexpectedly giving birth to four snakes didn't stop this notable developer from finishing his latest game - he ate the entire litter, brains and all! His name, however... do you know it?

A) Melons DeGenerous 
B) Precious McSquirter
C) Salmon Rushdie
D) Brax O'Bama
RESULTS:
Mostly As - Congratulations! You really know your game developers!
Mostly Bs - Not bad! You have a passing knowledge of game developers.
Mostly Cs - Could do better. Time to "bone up" on your game developers!
Mostly Ds - Oh dear. You don't know your game developers at all. Sickening.


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6 Comments
Deggstoid
9/7/2015 01:25:45 pm

Hilarious names-a-plenty!

I am going to name my next spawn, Flansy C-Bong, Sadd 4x4 and Vramblex, Destroyer of Worlds (unless the latter is a girl in which case I shall go with Precious McSquirter)

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Simon
10/7/2015 01:21:02 am

Question 8 = scary woman who takes a scarier picture

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Alan Quirk
10/7/2015 05:27:49 am

Surely, number 11 is the deceased pro wrestler, Big Bossman?

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John
10/7/2015 08:38:00 am

I'm going to take this as a partial win; I was absolutely sure I'd spotted the trick, same letter every time. Imagine my surprise when my 'All Ds' was not just wrong, but as wrong as could be! I'm off to see my Dr, Mr Gowellillwhatever, to see if I've got some brain altering illness.

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Adam
10/7/2015 02:58:15 pm

Disappointed by the lack of a topless woman photo in this article to balance out Q11. Are there ANY topless women photos on the 'internet'?

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Matt
27/7/2015 10:57:29 am

http://st.depositphotos.com/1776223/1919/i/950/depositphotos_19199523-woman-legs-wearing-black-high-heels-sandals.jpg ? Did I do this right? What do I win?

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