We can't pretend the art of winky-sketch passed us by entirely - we once drew a large member on a roll of overhead projector acetate prior to a maths lesson - and then went on to have careers as games journalists, our penis-drawing obsession playing out on a national scale.
Regardless of why we'd ever want to do this, at least we're not the only ones; some of the people behind Xbox 360 zombie 'em up State of Decay snuck a "ridiculous amount" of penises into their game.
The penises were apparently discovered when Undead Labs returned to the game to polish the visuals for its upcoming Xbox One remaster. Whereas the penises were unnoticeable in the original version, when the graphics were adapted to run at 1080p, the penises popped out.
So to speak.
Microsoft told Game Informer: "Undead Labs was not aware of the textures in question until they began the process of exporting textures for State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition, and they are not visible in the original edition of State of Decay. Undead Labs is no longer working with the contractor in question, and this material will not be present in State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition."
Which we're sure will be a relief to you all. The State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition will be released next month. Here's a trailer for the original version (why not play a quick game of 'Where's Willy' while you watch?):