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STATE OF DECAY: PENIS OVERLOAD

11/3/2015

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One day, somebody much smarter than us will write a thesis which explains why teenage boys are obsessed with drawing penises. 

We can't pretend the art of winky-sketch passed us by entirely - we once drew a large member on a roll of overhead projector acetate prior to a maths lesson - and then went on to have careers as games journalists, our penis-drawing obsession playing out on a national scale.

Regardless of why we'd ever want to do this, at least we're not the only ones; some of the people behind Xbox 360 zombie 'em up State of Decay snuck a "ridiculous amount" of penises into their game.

Kotaku, via XBLAFans, has reported that the original version of State of Decay was literally full of penises.  Speaking at PaxEast, Undead Labs senior designer Geoffrey Card apparently said: "Some of our contractors worked a ridiculous amount of genitalia into the background." 

The penises were apparently discovered when Undead Labs returned to the game to polish the visuals for its upcoming Xbox One remaster. Whereas the penises were unnoticeable in the original version, when the graphics were adapted to run at 1080p, the penises popped out. 

So to speak.

Microsoft told Game Informer: "Undead Labs was not aware of the textures in question until they began the process of exporting textures for State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition, and they are not visible in the original edition of State of Decay. Undead Labs is no longer working with the contractor in question, and this material will not be present in State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition."

Which we're sure will be a relief to you all. The State of Decay: Year One Survival Edition will be released next month. Here's a trailer for the original version (why not play a quick game of 'Where's Willy' while you watch?):
5 Comments
Virual Hermit link
11/3/2015 04:52:39 am

I played quite a bit of State of decay the XBLA version and did'nt notice any sausages.

Also, I remember Turner the worm being 'sick', I was surprised you got away with that.

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Dan link
11/3/2015 07:24:24 am

Oh my goodness, you can't mean...?

Oh Gawd!

That 'real Turner' pic is actually... *Vomits*

:D

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Frank Chickens
11/3/2015 09:19:29 am

I have nothing but admiration for your good selves in getting a graphical representation of a cumshot shown on national TV to a million people.

Have no idea in how you got away with it but fair play in doing so.

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Jack
11/3/2015 11:15:54 am

Ha i remember that.

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Starbuck
11/3/2015 04:55:19 pm

And the best thing was that the page was up there for AGES before Teletext removed the Digitiser site!

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