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STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS - EXCLUSIVE SCRIPT EXTRACT!

9/4/2015

It isn't every day we get a globe-shattering exclusive here on Digitiser2000. Being drunk and/or lazy, most days we're usually just content to lounge around in our filthy, smuts-stained underwear, and let the site write itself.

However, brace yourselves - because this time we've somehow managed to secure a bona-fide WORLD EXCLUSIVE: the first five pages of the shooting script for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens!

How? Let's just say... many Bothans died to bring you these spoilers...

FROM THE ARCHIVE:

16 Comments

Keith

9/4/2015 09:47:41 am

Pretty excited to see how this looks on the big screen.

Are the episode 1 script extracts still anywhere? They were great

Mr Biffo

9/4/2015 10:55:26 am

These are the droids (things) you're looking for: http://www.bubblegun.com/features/swIIexclusive.html
http://www.bubblegun.com/features/swclone.html

Should be some on here too (but the site isn't working for me): http://www.superpage58.com

Eean

9/4/2015 10:06:07 am

This is one of my favourite things! Liquid emerged from my ducts while I was looking at this. Do I need a doctor or an NHS direct or something similar?

Klone link

9/4/2015 10:31:00 am

Brilliant. My wish is for this to be animated in a non law fracturing way. I'd give my left balloon sex organ to see such a spectacle.

Mr Biffo

9/4/2015 10:55:57 am

As Luke Skywalker says: "Someone make it so".

gaijintendo

9/4/2015 02:33:39 pm

You should write scripts professionally. FNARGH!

That was ace.

Chris link

9/4/2015 03:46:20 pm

You know what? I reckon even a Pudsey the dog movie would be great if Mr B wrote it. What's that? Oh.

Mr Biffo

10/4/2015 02:07:06 am

I burrrrrrrn....!

Jenkinz

9/4/2015 04:59:20 pm

I was trying to get home quietly but drunkenly but now I did a LAUGH cos I read this thing in the toilet and couldn't help myself so now I'll be in trouble for making a noise so thanks

Old Red

10/4/2015 06:33:56 am

Funny thing was funny.

Abigcatface

10/4/2015 06:03:29 pm

I laughed so hard I DIED. Happy now, Biffo?

Mr Biffo

13/4/2015 04:05:42 am

My work here is done.

Andy Merritt

13/4/2015 08:19:00 am

I think you should include a character with no face, coz then, and this is the clever bit, somebody could say "I find your lack of face disturbing". Brilliant.

Mr Biffo

17/4/2015 06:47:53 am

"Well done".

Andy Merritt

17/4/2015 07:24:55 am

"Thanks"

Bingo Rose

8/5/2015 07:45:54 am

So Anakin was supposed to bring "balloons" to the force, not leave it in darkness...

Episodes 1, 2 and 3 will make much more sense now.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS - EXCLUSIVE SCRIPT EXTRACT!

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