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SORRY, AMERICANS, BUT YOUR Super Nintendo WAS A  MONSTROUS CARBUNCLE

15/4/2019

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Usually when I'm asked for my favourite console of all time, I say the Super Nintendo.

It boasts a catalogue of games that is hard to argue against, they still look great after al these years, and Nintendo didn't ruin everything with loads of unecessary add-ons. Indeed, when the company decided that SNES games needed a bit more oomph, they put extra hardware inside the cartridges.

It's not just about the games though. Part of the reason I still love the SNES is because of the SNES itself; it's the most aesthetically-pleasing console ever. It felt nice to hold, to touch, and to look at. You could take the cartridges to bed with you without worrying you'd slice your eyelids open in the night. 

Sure, living in the UK meant that the games weren't as fast, and they had black borders, but if we're talking the cosmetic appeal of the host hardware... we won that battle hands-down.

And here's why.
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Designer Masayuki Uemura - who created the original, less-than-lovely, Famicom design - was responsible for the look of the Super NES that got released in Japan and PAL territories. From the joypad - nicknamed the "little bone" - to the primary colours of the logo and buttons, to the smooth curves, it remains a design classic.

What's more, it felt solid, expensive... a prestige system, in comparison to Sega's Mega Drive/Genesis, which felt hollow and cheap, and smelled faintly of urine, probably.

For me, though, the thing that my Super NES had going for it the most was that it was friendly and approachable. There was a confidence about it; this thing knew it was to be played with, and it wasn't self-consciously trying to hide among any other consumer electronics you might've owned. 

Not everyone agreed with this assessment, however. Least of all Nintendo of America.
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The reason America got a very different-looking SNES is because Nintendo of America wanted a more grown-up-looking console. To wit: a console that ended up looking as if it wasn't entirely comfortable being a console. 

One Lance Barr, who'd redesigned the Famicon into the boxy, unappealing, NES - a design meant to evoke a "sleek stereo system", but which ended up looking more like a recycling bin - was given the task of reimagining the hardware for the US market. He had but one design brief: make sure it doesn't look like a toy.

Because, heaven forbid, that a toy looks like a toy.

Barr went for an angular, austere, design, with a rounded cartridge slot - an attempt to prevent users placing drinks atop it (something which, apparently, was an issue with the NES).

In addition, the primary colours were replaced with mauve shades, which made the joypad buttons look like Parma Violets. Yes, the US SNES had the same great catalogue of games, and the same near-perfect joypad, but it had the misfortune of evoking a 16 year-old boyband member trying to discuss the socio-political consequences of Brexit.

Barr - who still works at Nintendo, and had a hand in the Wiimote, among other things - remains unapologetic regarding his monstrous carbuncle. He has defended the unlovely redesign over the years, dismissing the original as looking like "a bag of bread".

To be fair to him, not all of Barr's changes were aesthetic, however. Nintendo intended the SNES to be a modular system, and NoA felt that the rounded Japanese/European design would squat uncomfortably atop any future peripherals. 
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Though never released in Europe, Nintendo did issue a remodel of the SNES - known as the Super Famicom Jr in Japan - in 1997. Oddly, Barr was responsible for the redesign in both territories, and this time chose to keep the rounded, smoother, lines of the original Japanese edition.
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The New-Style Super Nintendo, as it was sometimes known in the US, was identical to its Japanese counterpart, barring the colours on the buttons - which retained the Super Nintendo's lilac hues. 

Quite why Barr chose to make the redesign closer in spirit to the Japanese original is unknown, though we can speculate that, on some unconscious level, he was aware he'd done a big, bad, mess-up.

However, even the Japanese version of the SNES could've gone in a different, less pleasant, direction...
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The first leaks of Nintendo of Japan's Super Famicom showed that the curves and two-tone grey top were there early on, but the power, reset, and eject buttons were placed differently to how they ended up. It would've given the hardware a feel that was more somber and less fun than the end result.
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Nintendo of Japan seemingly settled on a design for its Super NES relatively early on. The only difference between the first publicly-released images of the final hardware was the colour of the buttons; a Famicom-evoking blood red, before going with those glorious rainbow shades.
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Barr took longer to settle upon an approved design for the US release. Some of his early sketches show a wildly different approach to the one American gamers ended up with. They might not have been practical, but they were certainly more interesting than the final design. 

Indeed, beyond the purple trimmings, they were practically unrecognisable from the end product. 
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Barr's SNES redesign also extended to the games; US cartridges echoed the look of their host hardware; straight lines/no nonsense/no fun.
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Wheras the Japanese and PAL carts were all lovely and round and friendly and that, and felt nice to hold in your hand. 
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Back in the early-to-mid 90s, us British SNES owners would frequently read about how we got the raw end of the deal; we were told our SNES games were sluggish and underpowered.

Yes, it's fair to say that Japanese SNES got the best of both worlds, given the choice between a barely-noticeable reduction in speed and a couple of black bars on screen, and a console that looked like the pubescent ideal of "grown-up", we undoubtedly had it at least second best. 
42 Comments
Wapojif
15/4/2019 09:46:26 am

The US SNES design is horrible. And they call the Mega Drive the Genesis out there, too. There are no words...

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Guru Larry link
15/4/2019 10:49:37 am

Alas, we were always unfortunate enough not to have consoles named after Phil Collins' bands over here :(

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Spiney O'Sullivan
15/4/2019 01:56:29 pm

True enough. I managed to get my hands on an imported Sony Phil Collins Big Bandstation 2, and it's much better than what we got in Europe.

mrak
15/4/2019 10:49:22 pm

I heard P.Gabriel hated his Mega Drive so much he smashed it up with large mallet.

MM
29/5/2022 09:40:22 pm

As a Genesis playing teen I liked the name myself.

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Gaming Mill link
15/4/2019 10:00:45 am

I know nothing about video games and I'm certainly not a fanboy of any sort of console but I agree with aesthetic os the SNES. I also love the look of the Mega Drive too though; both have a look and 'feel' that worked for me, not to mention some of the best games ever that were made for them.

I'm really tempted to dig both out from my Cupboard Of Doom now; I still play games for both of them via emulation but I really want to see my SNES in person, so to speak, again.

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Iain Devenney
15/4/2019 10:15:23 am

I'm not surprised that the Sega Genesis had a faint whiff of urine, Phil Collins always was a bit of a cock.

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Mr Bass
15/4/2019 12:25:45 pm

Ah, but it always made you want to Turn It On Again.

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stupidactingsmart
15/4/2019 10:42:39 pm

Indeed, through the use of your quite visible touch.

Lee Bee
25/3/2021 01:55:13 am

Not many people realise that the song "In The Air Tonight" is actually about the whiff of urine.

Darth Tinder
15/4/2019 10:15:29 am

Nahhh m8, the US SNES is nowhere near as ugly as people make out. Those lilac concave buttons are lovely for a start, and there were far worse offenders in the early 90s - the Jaguar case looked like (and literally was) something you'd find in a dentist's office, and I can't even remember what any of the 3DO models looked like. It's a memorable design, if nothing else.

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Treacle
15/4/2019 10:26:04 am

That American design looks like it has contracted Cubist mumps.

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Mark
15/4/2019 10:28:52 am

Always loved the design of the Uk SNES and it’s funny that the Americans were after a more grown up design cos it looks like something fisher price would come up with. Also you say the megadrive wasn’t as nice looking or looked cheap compared to the SNES but if you see them side by side nowadays the megadrive has taken the years better than the SNES

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OpieJaye
15/4/2019 10:36:54 am

Yep, that US version is seriously ugly looking, I'm glad we kept the Japanese style over here.

Also agreed on the build quality of the SNES compared to the (also excellent) Mega Drive, the SNES has a heft to it that makes it feel robust and top quality, something that the Mega Drive is lacking, though I suppose the Mega Drive doesn't go a pissy yellow colour over time so that's one for the Sega machine I suppose...

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Floop
15/4/2019 10:39:22 am

The megadrive may smell of piss, but the years of light (and probably nicotine) exposure have given my SNES the colour of piss

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Guru Larry link
15/4/2019 10:48:03 am

I like the Euro/Japanese SNES design, it's ageless. It's got the Apple design look, long before Apple created products like that.

I do own a US SNES too, bought one used from a camera/computer shop in Watford (mainly as the NTSC/PAL lockout started and there was no adaptor for it yet)

I literally sliced skin off the front of my finger pressing the eject button the first time as it's so sharp and goes WAY lower than the original model.

But Americans are always shit at design, look at their box art, everyone looks angry and has a gun. Also look at the design difference of ICO on the PS2 box art :S

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Guru Larry link
15/4/2019 10:52:29 am

Also, I swear I read in CVG or Mean Machines years ago, Nintendo reverted the design back to the Japanese original in Europe because Prince Charles proclaimed how ugly it was when he was on his design aesthetic tirade in the early '90s.

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Geebs
15/4/2019 11:46:22 am

Thus marking the last time in recorded history that anybody paid attention to something Prince Charles said.

Spiney O'Sullivan
15/4/2019 01:43:26 pm

Although it might look like a later Apple product ahead of its time, perhaps ironically as the SNES aged it would come to resemble older Apple systems by becoming weirdly beige.

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Martin Smith
15/4/2019 11:56:10 am

The US SNES is horrible but it's the carts that always get me. Despite actually having some and knowing how big they are in reality, every time I see a picture of one I assume they're about three times the size of a proper PAL/SFC cart, because they just look innately big and clumsy.

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RichardM
15/4/2019 12:52:00 pm

Design classic. Should be in a museum (probably is?). Going to do one of these Raspberry Pi Zero Gameboys with 4 buttons in the SNES colours, I reckon.

Is there any other company with divisions like Nintendo? I know lots of companies have different national offices, but I can’t imagine Apple Ireland deciding to launch an iPhone in the shape of a pint or something.

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Meatballs-me-branch-me-do
15/4/2019 12:53:25 pm

At least you Euros had something nice to look at during the massively slower PAL conversions etc etc

I never knew the SNES had an eject button until several years after its release. I never owned one, so at friends’ houses I’d just be wrenching the cartridges out.

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Spiney O'Sullivan
15/4/2019 01:53:32 pm

Discovering later in life how Sonic the Hedgehog was meant to run was mind-boggling. Those extra hertz mattered, apparently.

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CdrJameson
15/4/2019 01:06:28 pm

The inspiration for that second US prototype sketch seems to be the machine that butchers use to slice meat.
So, taking that 'not a toy' thing seriously then.
And all of them remind me of contemporary Decepticon designs.

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Bevan O'Clock
15/4/2019 01:10:37 pm

Design classic? Maybe. Certainly if you replaced those dirty grey shades with something more colourful. But it never made my eyelobes wilt the way the Mega Drive did when I was a kid. Still does, a little bit.

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Mathew H.
23/4/2019 07:44:20 pm

Want a colourful console? Look-up pictures of the Aladdin Boy, one of the official South Korean versions of the Master System released by Samsung. The thing's housing is a turquoise/teal-type colour, with a yellow Pause button and dark-blue Power switch.

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David Stunned
15/4/2019 04:39:59 pm

I went to school with a lad (Davey Routine) who was obsessed with the American snes, he desperately wanted one but alias it was a fools dream so he went down to boots and bought two bottles of nail varnish, as close as he could to match the American colours, he painted both machine and controller buttons, it looked awful but he was happy, I've since heard that a couple of years ago he had a big win on the postcard lottery

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Meatballs-me-branch-me-do
15/4/2019 05:28:04 pm

Here’s your storyline for your 3D Skool Daze remake, Bigfoot.

Davey Routine has to change his grades so his dad doesn’t stop his pocket money so he can afford the nail varnish needed to paint his game console.

Then, in part 2, he becomes a Michael Carroll-style Lotto Lout, smashing cars together in a remake of Racing Destruction Set.

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Meatballs-me-branch-me-do
15/4/2019 05:28:55 pm

Bigfoot? Biffo. Autocorrect.

David Gatehouse
15/4/2019 09:19:36 pm

Ha ha, I'd buy it. I forgot to mention, he'd also adopt an American accent when playing, I can remember him constantly saying "when it settels in the net, it settels in the BASTERD net" when scoring a goal in supper soccer,"locate this BASTERD" when firing an item in Mario Kart and even shout to his mom to "fix him a God Damn soda".

Robobob
15/4/2019 06:53:14 pm

I reckon if you looked down directly on top of the US SNES from a height, it would look like some sort of 80's Buck Rodgers version of a robot (the purple bits being its eyes).

And when it booted up it would probably go "beedeebeedeebeedeee"

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Eytox
23/4/2019 04:36:31 am

The EU SNES isn't ugly but there's almost no detail it's flat and boring and the EU cartridges makes me puke quite honestly. The only thing I don't like of the American SNES is the purples, a very minor part of the system.

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PMX
3/10/2019 10:14:10 am

You're wrong and you should feel bad about it.

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spotanjo3
27/11/2020 02:42:08 pm

Seriously ? Something must be wrong with your eyes about EU SNES design. Its the best design ever and a cart looks so cool!. Wear your glass! :)

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spotanjo3
27/11/2020 02:41:00 pm

The US SNES design is very very ugly and is horrible looking. Barr is wrong about Japan and Europe version. I loved them and I have Mini Classics PAL version. Barr, I am sorry but your design and your point of view is not correct and you don't know what you are talking about. You know nothing about Video games design at all. Your design is UGLY. Sorry. Many people in America hate your design. Barr, you should listen to us. Shame on you. And your cart is horrible too.. Too square and ugly looking!

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David Levy
18/1/2021 09:22:14 pm

I agree that the North American SNES is ugly. Having followed coverage of the Super Famicom in gaming magazines, I found the redesign quite disappointing.

However, the premise that its cosmetic inferiority is WORSE than the functional shortcomings of non-optimized PAL-territory software is silly.

Also, North America did benefit from a couple of minor improvements:

1. The controller's X and Y buttons are concave (to distinguish them from the convex A and B buttons by touch). Shigeru Miyamoto praised this change (while lamenting the accompanying shift to two shades of purple).

2. The cartridges' labels extent to the top, making them visible when laid side-by-side on a shelf.

Having said that, I'd have gladly traded both of those modest enhancements for the lovely design marketed elsewhere.

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Lee Bee
25/3/2021 12:26:06 am

Wow, I stumbled across this article on Google, thoroughly enjoyed it, and only realised at the end that this is Digitiser's Mr Biffo! I was a big fan back in the day and didn't know this site existed. Oddly enough, I was actually watching Dani's Castle only yesterday! Now that is spooky! (Pun intended.)

I completely agree with the article - I'm so glad I'm British and got the nice friendly SNES instead of the completely bland and uninspiring American model, which literally looks like it's made out of Parma Violets! :D

Having said that, I'd never seen the Super Famicom Jr until I read this article. I am instantly love with it! It is a thing of beauty and makes my old SNES look ugly by comparison.

When it comes to the Mega Drive, though, I feel the exact opposite than I do about the SNES - I truly think the Americans got a WAY better deal than us.

The Genesis (and its logo) is so much better looking - exciting, inspiring, sophisticated, and more friendly. In contrast, "Mega Drive" is just an odd name and the only prominent thing written on the unit is "16 bit" which, again, is weird. I don't own a Mega Drive but if I were going to pick one up, I wouldn't hesitate to opt for the Genesis.

Just for the record, I'm a designer and involved in the development of an upcoming console (still quite a long way from production yet). It's not from any of the big names - what we're doing is a revolutionary new kind of console like nothing anyone has ever seen before and it's going to be absolutely amazing, a total game-changer. (If I do say so myself!) :-) We're not doing this for profit, we're doing it out of a passion for making something truly excellent.

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Squiggy
4/11/2021 05:29:50 pm

The US SNES is indeed ugly, but the rounded JP/EU carts are a pain in the ass since you can't stack them.

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Ched
13/2/2022 04:43:48 pm

A narcissist faggot wrote this article. It’s a long worded blathering of subjective opinion, written as fact.

I disagree 100% with the article and say the US SNES looks 1000 x’s better.

Anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot and doesn’t deserve to have an opinion

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Lan
18/3/2023 06:20:45 am

Cringe opinion.

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Bonkers
5/4/2022 04:34:37 am

The original Japanese SNES definitely looked much better than what we got here in America. The same goes for most of the games box artwork as well. They really should stop changing things and making them look worse. Just leave the original versions the way that they are. Also, ignore what the dumbass commentator "Ched" says. Lol!

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AVB
26/4/2022 05:22:57 pm

I have since bought all the mini versions of these consoles recently released and the JPN Mega Drive still is in my opinion the most striking. What is beyond debate however is the faster frame rate and bigger screen afforded by our US and JPN brothers and sisters. The games were simply much much better.

The US SNES was ugly. The box art was atrocious. Compare for example Street Fighter…what a difference!

Generally I would say all box artwork in JPN was superior. Period. As a gamer of 13/14 back then and now I am old, to get a non PAL experience you also needed a compatible tv (Sony Trinitron esq) and a step down converter. Proper expensive back then but worth it…

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