So, that's exciting, probably.
To celebrate this news, here are a bunch of things which anybody who owned a PlayStation will remember... WITH THEIR MINDS.
Three holes?! What are you meant to do with three holes, dad?!?
We learned to our despair that all of these, without exception, were worse than Sony's design, despite having names like Hypercon and The Ultra Performance Jeremy. The nubbins were either too long or too short, and they'd often have a bunch of extra buttons which didn't actually do anything. And lights, for some reason. What is this - a joypad or a disco?!? AMIRITE?!? LOL.
And while we're on the topic of discs, we all tried playing music on the PlayStation, right? At least until we realised that they sounded worse coming out of our TVs than the stereo.
Specifically, that it would turn "Healthy young men" into chimpanzees. You didn't fool anyone, Sony! We knew it was an ad!!! We're not idiots FFS.
See also when Sega tried to get in on the act, and announced that the Saturn would henceforth be known as the "Sega Beenis". That didn't work out so great for them.