We all need to be baptised, otherwise we'll go to Hell when we die... and Hell is a real nasty place, apparently - like a cross between a rat's mouth and a tramp's hernia.
Being such an important day, it's little wonder that the event is usually captured for posterity by proud parents. Get your tissues ready, for here are 11 of the most beautiful baptism photographs of all time...
Being such an important day, it's little wonder that the event is usually captured for posterity by proud parents. Get your tissues ready, for here are 11 of the most beautiful baptism photographs of all time...
11. "IT BURRRRRNS!!!!!"
10. "MY FEET! MY ANKLES! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! IT'S S-S-SOOO HOT!!!!"
9. "WHY... WHY DID YOU USE THE BOILING WATER?!?!"
8. "WHY... WH-WHY ARE THERE GUH... CU-C-CARROTS AND POTATOES IN HERE TOO?!"
7. "I'M NOT GOING IN THERE! I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE STEW! I'M NOT AN INGREDIENT!"
6. "STOP! STOP PINCHING MY HAND-SKIN!!!!"
5. "PEH... PAHHH... PEHHH! SO... SO MUCH HOT BRINE!"
4. "SO... C-C-C-COLD!!"
3. "NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE PLUCKED!"
2. "I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE CALZONE! I DON'T NEED TO BE A CALZONE! I JUST WANT TO LIVE!"
1. "YOU'RE.... BOILING.... MY BRRRRAAAAAAIN....!"
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