Once again, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has embarrassed himself and his party - this time by displaying flagrant disrespect for our fallen heroes, during yesterday's Remembrance Sunday service.
By failing to nod his head so vigorously and respectfully that it gave him a nosebleed, Corbyn is effectively defecating on the graves of everyone who ever sacrificed their lives for our country.
However, his subtle nodding was the least of Corbyn's crimes - here are ten more ways in which "Red Jeremy" turned the Remembrance poppy into a "Remembrance poo-pie".
By failing to nod his head so vigorously and respectfully that it gave him a nosebleed, Corbyn is effectively defecating on the graves of everyone who ever sacrificed their lives for our country.
However, his subtle nodding was the least of Corbyn's crimes - here are ten more ways in which "Red Jeremy" turned the Remembrance poppy into a "Remembrance poo-pie".
10. BY STANDING ON HIS PEW, AND RELEASING A CLOUD OF INVISIBLE WHITE DOVES FROM HIS HANDS.
9. BY PRETENDING TO USE "JEDI POWERS" TO MAKE ALL OF THE POPPY WREATHS FLY AWAY.
8. BY SAYING "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" IN A BUGS BUNNY VOICE AT THE END OF EVERY PRAYER, INSTEAD OF "AMEN".
7. BY POINTING AT WAR VETERANS, AND MAKING "BANG BANG" NOISES.
6. BY TURNING HIS BACK ON THE SERVICE, AND PRETENDING HE COULDN'T FIND THE CENOTAPH ANYWHERE.
5. BY SAYING "OOOOOOH - SHAAAAME!" REALLY LOUDLY THROUGHOUT THE BISHOP OF LONDON'S ADDRESS.
4. BY LAUGHING SILENTLY AT A JOKE HE THOUGHT OF ABOUT WAR VETERANS.
3. BY FEIGNING A PANIC ATTACK MID-SERVICE, AS IF HE WAS TRAPPED IN A GLASS BOX AND RUNNING OUT OF AIR.
2. PRETENDING TO EAT A MELON.
1. BY TELLING WAR VETERANS EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT THEM.
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