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SO DISRESPECTFUL: 10 WAYS JEREMY CORBYN RUINED REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY FOR EVERYONE

9/11/2015

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Once again, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has embarrassed himself and his party - this time by displaying flagrant disrespect for our fallen heroes, during yesterday's Remembrance Sunday service.

By failing to nod his head so vigorously and respectfully that it gave him a nosebleed, Corbyn is effectively defecating on the graves of everyone who ever sacrificed their lives for our country.

However, his subtle nodding was the least of Corbyn's crimes - here are ten more ways in which "Red Jeremy" turned the Remembrance poppy into a "Remembrance poo-pie". 

10. BY STANDING ON HIS PEW, AND RELEASING A CLOUD OF INVISIBLE WHITE DOVES FROM HIS HANDS.
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9. BY PRETENDING TO USE "JEDI POWERS" TO MAKE ALL OF THE POPPY WREATHS FLY AWAY.
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8. BY SAYING "WHAT'S UP, DOC?" IN A BUGS BUNNY VOICE AT THE END OF EVERY PRAYER, INSTEAD OF "AMEN".
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7. BY POINTING AT WAR VETERANS, AND MAKING "BANG BANG" NOISES.
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6. BY TURNING HIS BACK ON THE SERVICE, AND PRETENDING HE COULDN'T FIND THE CENOTAPH ANYWHERE.
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5. BY SAYING "OOOOOOH - SHAAAAME!" REALLY LOUDLY THROUGHOUT THE BISHOP OF LONDON'S ADDRESS.
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4. BY LAUGHING SILENTLY AT A JOKE HE THOUGHT OF ABOUT WAR VETERANS.
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3. BY FEIGNING A PANIC ATTACK MID-SERVICE, AS IF HE WAS TRAPPED IN A GLASS BOX AND RUNNING OUT OF AIR.
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2. PRETENDING TO EAT A MELON.
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1. BY TELLING WAR VETERANS EXACTLY HOW MUCH HE CARES ABOUT THEM.
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13 Comments
Jopijedd
9/11/2015 12:02:57 pm

Biffo gets political! I look forward to the list of 15 signs that Fallout 4 is trying to make me vote Lib Dem.

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optimark prime
9/11/2015 12:23:02 pm

Got some strange looks for laughing out loud at that.

At least I hope that's why.

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Darren link
9/11/2015 01:31:11 pm

For a minute, I thought this was the Daily Mail website...

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Mr Tronky
9/11/2015 05:43:23 pm

Great article! Politics and satire in perfect harmony :-) Hopefully it will get the exposure it deserves. People seem to be sharing it quite a bit on Facebook. Arf.

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Timmypoos
9/11/2015 08:23:22 pm

Jeremy Corbyn is a politician.

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Timmypoos
9/11/2015 08:24:39 pm

I mean he's a tosswank.

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Adrian Paul Miles link
12/11/2015 07:29:38 pm

Stop looking in the mirror!

VendingMachine
10/11/2015 01:30:09 pm

He is a total cunt though

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PeskyFletch
10/11/2015 06:18:25 pm

Aren't we all though?

I mean, i'm not obviously.

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freeluncher
12/11/2015 04:38:39 pm

Cunt? As a derogatory term? I love those things. I can only guess you prefer cock...

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a
12/11/2015 07:30:24 pm

as opposed to a total idiot like you, eh?

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Adrian Paul Miles link
12/11/2015 07:28:47 pm

Great - well done!!!

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Adrian Mole link
24/7/2017 12:30:58 pm

Ha ha - great humour!

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