But, frankly, if you're no good at something you probably shouldn't get a job doing it. I mean, who wants a bus driver who has never passed his bus driving test, or a dentist who can't tell a drill from a spatula?
Unfortunately, while most vocations have a strict "skilled professionals only" policy, it isn't so when it comes to computer and video game cover artists. Here's a gallery of some of the genre's most harrowing work...
"Can it be...!? Pa... Papa?!? He came back - as a cloud?!"
"Don't be ridiculous, Red Sash. It just looks like your little weenis."
"Just play it cool, Phondue. They'll never notice we've hidden them down our trackie bottoms."
"I'm a real boy!"
No, you're a dead-eyed CGI ghoul.
Ha ha: "Deutsch"!
Also, what's with the dirty protest all over the backboard?