Whaaaaa...! Whaa-a... whoooooo?! Hello, everyone. Hello, boys and girls. I'm The Ghost of Boris Yeltsin, and I'd like to welcome you to this woefully belated Digi2000 round-up.
Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to stick around, due to the fact I'm scheduled to be rolled up into a ball and fed to a mature cetacean. In all honesty, that's not the sort of thing I expected to happen in the Afterlife, but I suppose you live and learn. Or should that be... die and learn!!? LOL.
Anyhow, here's a quick shufty of everything you have or haven't read since the last Digi2000 round-up, including lots of E3 coverage, and lots of E3 trailers and videos that seemed to bore all the DIgi2000 viewers to heavy tears. Who cares? See you, comrades!
Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to stick around, due to the fact I'm scheduled to be rolled up into a ball and fed to a mature cetacean. In all honesty, that's not the sort of thing I expected to happen in the Afterlife, but I suppose you live and learn. Or should that be... die and learn!!? LOL.
Anyhow, here's a quick shufty of everything you have or haven't read since the last Digi2000 round-up, including lots of E3 coverage, and lots of E3 trailers and videos that seemed to bore all the DIgi2000 viewers to heavy tears. Who cares? See you, comrades!
- REVIEW: SPLATOON (Wii U) Paint it, Primary Colours
- REVIEW: FARMING SIMULATOR 15 (Various, PS4 version tested) Tractoraction.
- REVIEW: HATRED (PC) Controversial, or just dumb?
- REVIEW: LEGO JURASSIC WORLD (Various, PS4 version tested) Now with lard.
- 7 INTENTIONALLY TERRIBLE GAMES 7 wastes of time.
- 10 MUNDANE JOBS THAT GOT TURNED INTO GAMES Do dull jobs = dull games?
- 10 GAME CHARACTERS WITH STUPID NAMES Not featuring Pac-Man
- THE MAN'S DADDY'S FANTASTIC JOKES More hilarious whimsy with TMD.
- TRAILER ANALYSIS: RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER A Lara Lara laughs.
- TRAILER ANALYSIS: FALLOUT 4 Return to the 1950s-style Apocalypse.
- THE WITCHER 3 - IT'S 'CSI: NORTHERN KINGDOMS' by Mr Biffo Not a retraction.
- CATCHING AN UNHINGED SERIAL KILLER Deadly Premonition love-in by Digitiser2000 reader Martin McHendry
- IT'S BACK! ADVANCED LAWNMOWER SIMULATOR 2015 Created by Digitiser2000 reader Mr Favus
E3 STUFF
- E3 PREVIEW with Cyber-X What E3 is really like for games journos.
- E3 PREVIEW with The Living Bum Sponsored by XENOXXX Industries.
- E3: SO THAT WAS THAT by Mr Biffo A broad overview of this year's show.
- E3: SONY ANNOUNCES SHENMUE KICKSTARTER
- E3: DOOM 4 "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: STAR FOX ZERO TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT VIDEOS "LOOK NICE"
- E3: MIRROR'S EDGE CATALYST VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: FIFA 16 VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: FORZA 6 VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: THE LAST GUARDIAN VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: GEARS OF WAR 4 GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: UNCHARTED 4 FOOTAGE "LOOKS REALLY NICE"
- E3: MICROSOFT HOLOLENS VIDEO "LOOKS INTERESTING"
- E3: MASS EFFECT - ANDROMEDA TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: FOR HONOR REVEAL TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: DISHONORED 2 TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
- E3: HORIZON ZERO DAWN TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
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By becoming a Patreon donor, or simply hitting up the PayPal button, you get access to special rewards (including The Man's Daddy's Book of Popular Comedy Jokes, and regular videos - and donors recently got a 16,000-word extract of a book Biffo never finished), some of which you can find out more about here.
If you can't afford to support us with money, we'll gladly take your continued goodwill as a weird type of gratitude. Cheers, ears. Also: we love hearing from you in our comments, or via our contact form.
Digitiser2000 is, essentially, a hobby - brought back as a semi-daily site by overwhelming demand - and fitting it in around our day jobs can sometimes be tricky/profoundly exhausting. Every little you can spare (either by becoming a monthly sponsor, or with a one-off 'tip') helps justify our time and effort, and ensures this the site can continue for as long as our sanity holds out.
By becoming a Patreon donor, or simply hitting up the PayPal button, you get access to special rewards (including The Man's Daddy's Book of Popular Comedy Jokes, and regular videos - and donors recently got a 16,000-word extract of a book Biffo never finished), some of which you can find out more about here.
If you can't afford to support us with money, we'll gladly take your continued goodwill as a weird type of gratitude. Cheers, ears. Also: we love hearing from you in our comments, or via our contact form.
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