ROUND-UP: WITH A SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST

Whaaaaa...! Whaa-a... whoooooo?! Hello, everyone. Hello, boys and girls. I'm The Ghost of Boris Yeltsin, and I'd like to welcome you to this woefully belated Digi2000 round-up. 

Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to stick around, due to the fact I'm scheduled to be rolled up into a ball and fed to a mature cetacean. In all honesty, that's not the sort of thing I expected to happen in the Afterlife, but I suppose you live and learn. Or should that be... die and learn!!? LOL.

Anyhow, here's a quick shufty of everything you have or haven't read since the last Digi2000 round-up, including lots of E3 coverage, and lots of E3 trailers and videos that seemed to bore all the DIgi2000 viewers to heavy tears. Who cares? See you, comrades!

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• REVIEW: SPLATOON (Wii U) Paint it, Primary Colours
  
• REVIEW: FARMING SIMULATOR 15 (Various, PS4 version tested) Tractoraction.
  
• REVIEW: HATRED (PC) Controversial, or just dumb?
  
• REVIEW: LEGO JURASSIC WORLD (Various, PS4 version tested) Now with lard.
  
• 7 INTENTIONALLY TERRIBLE GAMES 7 wastes of time.
  
• 10 MUNDANE JOBS THAT GOT TURNED INTO GAMES Do dull jobs = dull games?
  
• 10 GAME CHARACTERS WITH STUPID NAMES Not featuring Pac-Man
• THE MAN'S DADDY'S FANTASTIC JOKES More hilarious whimsy with TMD.

• TRAILER ANALYSIS: RISE OF THE TOMB RAIDER A Lara Lara laughs.
  
• TRAILER ANALYSIS: FALLOUT 4 Return to the 1950s-style Apocalypse.
  
• THE WITCHER 3 - IT'S 'CSI: NORTHERN KINGDOMS' by Mr Biffo Not a retraction.
  
• CATCHING AN UNHINGED SERIAL KILLER Deadly Premonition love-in by Digitiser2000 reader Martin McHendry
• IT'S BACK! ADVANCED LAWNMOWER SIMULATOR 2015 Created by Digitiser2000 reader Mr Favus

E3 STUFF

• E3 PREVIEW with Cyber-X What E3 is really like for games journos.
  
• E3 PREVIEW with The Living Bum Sponsored by XENOXXX Industries.

• E3: SO THAT WAS THAT by Mr Biffo A broad overview of this year's show.
  
• E3: SONY ANNOUNCES SHENMUE KICKSTARTER
  
• E3: DOOM 4 "LOOKS NICE"

• E3: STAR FOX ZERO TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT VIDEOS "LOOK NICE"
  
• E3: MIRROR'S EDGE CATALYST VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: FIFA 16 VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: FORZA 6 VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: THE LAST GUARDIAN VIDEO "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: GEARS OF WAR 4 GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: UNCHARTED 4 FOOTAGE "LOOKS REALLY NICE"
  
• E3: MICROSOFT HOLOLENS VIDEO "LOOKS INTERESTING"
  
• E3: MASS EFFECT - ANDROMEDA TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: FOR HONOR REVEAL TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: DISHONORED 2 TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  
• E3: HORIZON ZERO DAWN TRAILER "LOOKS NICE"
  

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