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RING-SIR! Online Support Pranks with PHONING HONEY

19/8/2015

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I'm Phoning Honey, please don't be afraid. I'm just here to connect to an online helpline operator, and see if he can fix my "broad band". Why do I do this? I wish I could say I'm providing some sort of searing commentary on our overly commercialised and technology-reliant society, but... but... buhhhrrr.... ffzzzzzp-fzzzp-frrrrttttttt!!

All names have been changed to protect the inner-sense. Goodbye.

> YOU ARE BEING CONNECTED TO AN OPERATOR...

HONEY: Yes. Ok then. That'll be fine.


> YOU ARE NOW CONNECTED.

JAMES: Hi. How can I help you? 

HONEY: Broadband slow.

JAMES: Which package are you with?

HONEY: Broadband. Fix pls.

JAMES: Do you have fibre?

HONEY: Yes. Fibrayre. Pls. U fix this. Come on now.

JAMES: Fibre Infinity?

HONEY: Fibrayre.

JAMES: What is your postcode and name please?


HONEY: U fix this pls?

JAMES: I need to check your account. Could you give me your postcode and account number please?

HONEY: Yes, Fibrayre. It is FIBRAYRE 59(B).

JAMES: ...

HONEY: Fibrayre? Where you gone? Come on. Fix, pls.

JAMES: I'm not totally sure -

HONEY: My broadband so so slow. Can u fix pls?


JAMES: Can you describe the problem?

HONEY: Is slow. Like pruppis. Is so so lazy.

JAMES: What is your number? We might be able to fix this over the phone.


HONEY: On phone, Fibrayre? Why on phone now come on?

JAMES: Is it ok to call you?


HONEY: ...

HONEY: Hi. I am so sorry. My son got onto the computer and thought he'd be a joker.


JAMES: No problem. 

HONEY: I'm really sorry if he's wasted your time.

JAMES: It's fine. Is there actually an issue you need help with?

HONEY: Yes. Fibrayre is slow like pruppis. U fix pls? Y U no fix dis? C'mon, baby.

> YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED FROM THE CHAT SESSION
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4 Comments
Hodgepodge
19/8/2015 05:11:07 am

Always the highlight of my internet-browsings, these.

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Walter Lovenuggets
19/8/2015 05:46:33 am

Lovely, lovely stuff. However one thing troubles me, what is Pruppis? I'm on my work computer and daren't google it for fear of another incident involving HR. I was only trying to seek the ingredients required to make a fruit bombe for my dinner party, apparently searching for bomb recipes (with or without an e) is a no go. Bloody Blair's Britain.

I now realise that by typing the words 'bomb' 'recipe' Blair' and 'Britain' I've probably raised all sorts of red flags...

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Mr Jonny T
19/8/2015 11:23:56 am

I daren't even read Digitiser on my work computer for fear of trying to explain the site to HR...

Liam
19/3/2018 08:04:06 am

I recall when you rang sir'd our gameshop. You hung up when I said 'is that you honey!' was sad.

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