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REVIEW: ASSASSIN'S CREED CHRONICLES (PS4/Xbox One)

22/2/2016

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Given that most Assassin's Creed fans are sporting a pelvic prolapse from the diminishing returns of the sprawling time-travel(ish) saga, Ubisoft has wisely decided to skip a bona-fide AC game this year.

Indeed, there are rumours that from now on, there'll be but one Assassin's Creed game every two years; just enough time to almost forget how similar each of those games are.

Given that this year will see the release of an actual Assassin's Creed movie, starring Michael "Fassbender", it's a bold - but nevertheless painfully necessary - strategy. There's only so much Doing Exactly The Same Thing that a market can handle.

Frankly, I've admired the last couple of AC games, but I don't know how much I've enjoyed them. They always felt like a bit of a slog, and Black Flag is the only Creed game I've ever really loved. But hang on a moment... If Assassin's Creed is going biennial, how come there's this anthology of three semi-new Assassin's Creed games? I'll tell you how: because Assassin's Creed fans will "biennial-d" rubbish!!!!!!

​Ha ha ha. Do you see?

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BORN TO BE THREE
​Assassin's Creed Chronicles is an anthology of the three Chronicles mini-games that have been released over the past year, set respectively in ancient China, India and revolutionary Russia.

They pay homage to the series to which Assassin's Creed owes its biggest debt: Ponce of Porsha (Prince of Persia).

They're 2D stealth platformers (barring some moments where your character walks further into the screen) - all avoid the guards, hide in the shadows, swing and clamber, and hide the bodies. Basically, much what the main Assassin's Creed games do, but stripped down to the absolute linear basics.

Fortunately, the Chronicles don't require the levels of precision that Prince of Persia demanded of its players, and are generally more playable. However, anyone hoping to assassinate their way through the games will be discouraged to hear that the skills and rewards are only handed out to those who favour a stealthy approach. Which is a shame, as many sections - much like in real life - are virtually impossible to get through without killing someone.

Combat is handled slightly differently in each of the three games. India is more a ballet of blocks and counters, whereas the fighting in Russia feels like out-and-out brawling (that is, when you're not shooting guards with your sniper rifle).

Naturally, most of the series' iconic moves - hiding in crowds, Eagle Jump and Eagle Vision - get a 2D makeunder, and your characters will also become equipped with gadgets used for distracting guards.  Also: whistling. As well we know, whistling distracts guards.

"Hunh? What's that noise?"

"Maybe it's a kettle."

"I'll go check. I like kettles."

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STRONG FACE
​The strongest facet of Chronicles is its art design; each era features graphics that evoke the period, from China's watercolour washes, to India's henna-inspired swirls, to Russia's stark, Communist propaganda poster-style iconography.

Unfortunately, beyond that it's hard to recommend Chronicles, unless you're a particularly tragic sort of Assassin's Creed completist.

Yes, there's plenty of bang for your buck - combined, the three games will take you as long as most full-priced titles to complete - but they're difficult to love. Frankly, they're just a bit boring. I mean, y'know... they're fine, but they're not significantly doing anything that, say, Sega's Bonanza Bros didn't do 25 years ago - and with a ton more character. 

​SUMMARY: Three games, plenty of gameplay, pretty visuals, but somehow the overall feeling is one of unquestionable "meh".
SCORE: 5.712111 out of 10.7731173

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
REVIEW: UNRAVEL (PS4, XBOX ONE, PC)
REVIEW: ASSASSIN'S CREED SYNDICATE (PS4/XBOX ONE/PC - PS4 VERSION TESTED)
13 BIZARRE VICTORIAN INVENTIONS


7 Comments
Da5e
22/2/2016 11:36:03 am

That biennial joke is the single best thing you have ever written.

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Mr Biffo
22/2/2016 11:45:12 am

I confess... I was quite proud of it.

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PeskyFletch
22/2/2016 01:16:31 pm

I'm ashamed it took me 5 minutes to get

Euphemia
22/2/2016 01:21:10 pm

I'm just ... ashamed.

Mr Biffo
22/2/2016 01:37:53 pm

Don't feel too bad, Fletch. My other half didn't get it either when she read it.

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Alastair
22/2/2016 04:45:11 pm

Does the pirate game dispense with that moody dick head walk the main character has?

It put me off the first two games and I wasn't sure whether to go ahead with any other from the franchise if it continued.

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Kelvin Green link
22/2/2016 07:52:14 pm

I must admit that I am surprised that there's not a tie-in game of the movie of the game coming out this year. Perhaps Ubisoft is sensible enough to realise that movie tie-ins are almost always rubbish.

WOZNIAK!

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