Greetings, dicks. My name is Doctor Ashley Tagg. My closest friends call me Ash, while my students refer to me as Doctor Hashtag, although I don't understand why. And I certainly don't find it funny. I have six GCSEs, and I own a car.
I work for the Institute of Video Game Recruitment, or some shit like that, and I come to you today seeking applicants for the post of Next Big Platform Game Star.
Do you have what it takes to become an icon of gaming? Please answer the following questions honestly, and to the best of your ability, so that we are able to make a fair and accurate decision. I thank you with all my heart.
I work for the Institute of Video Game Recruitment, or some shit like that, and I come to you today seeking applicants for the post of Next Big Platform Game Star.
Do you have what it takes to become an icon of gaming? Please answer the following questions honestly, and to the best of your ability, so that we are able to make a fair and accurate decision. I thank you with all my heart.
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