QUEER EYE FOR THE DINO DINI

27/6/2016

"Football game creator, musician, and games industry veteran - is there anything this week's guest isn't capable of?

"I'm Gok Wan, and welcome to another edition of Queer Eye For The Dino Dini, where each week I give veteran Kick-Off creator Dino Dini a spectacular makeover, and prove that body confidence and looking great are just a convoluted flow-chart away.

"So sit back, relax, and let's watch Dino Dini bloom."

For Dino's first look Gok chose a brunette bob with bangs that totally complement his soft features, while bringing out his boy-next-door qualities. Subtly exotic, yet understated, it boasts an air of mystery that's going to ensure he gets plenty of attention.

Gok kept it low-key for Dino's next makeover - a little peach lipgloss, charcoal mascara, a natural concealer, and light foundation. Understated, classy - and completely stunning.

Gok went for something more dramatic for Dino's next spectacular style. Heavy eyeliner and mahogany lipstick, with a dark liner, and soft pink blusher, make him impossible to ignore. It's the perfect complement to Dino's natural elegant hairline.

This futuristic look is perfect for hitting the clubs. Gok chose a shocking electric blue bob, a soft coral eyeshadow, and salmon lipgloss. They come together for a look that is guaranteed to turn heads, and get everyone talking.

Here, an adorable retro-40s bouffant, striking mascara, and stunning cardinal lipstick, are complemented with some light foundation. It's cute, it's sexy, it's impossible to look away from.

Wow! Who's that movie star? It's Dino Dini of course. Gok chose a classic blonde bombshell style for Dino's final makeover. Light blue eyeshadow, some subtle eyeliner, and dazzling crimson lipstick, for a look that is both sophisticated and timeless. Hollywood is calling, Dino!

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
WE ASKED THESE TOP GAME DESIGNERS IF THEY'D EVER EATEN THEIR OWN POO AND NOT A SINGLE ONE REPLIED
REVIEW: DINO DINI'S KICK-OFF REVIVAL (PS4)
WE ASKED THESE VETERAN GAME DESIGNERS WHETHER THEY'D EVER GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIVING MINIATURE VERSION OF THEMSELVES - AND NOT A SINGLE ONE REPLIED

17 Comments

Favus

27/6/2016 12:25:05 pm

I love you Mr Biffo

Darren link

27/6/2016 12:32:33 pm

Stop it. You are making me horny...

27/6/2016 04:58:18 pm

I gleefully await the inevitable 5 blog posts and 3 YouTube videos in which Dino explains how much he doesn't care about this article.

Ryu_38_

27/6/2016 05:18:09 pm

Some people (Dino Dini) create timeless ART!!
Some others (you)....timeless SHIT and try to ridicule other's work!! ;)

You know who's going to be remembered in the end... ;)

*Tip* No one likes shit....even the ones who laugh now! ;)

;)

27/6/2016 06:24:52 pm

29/6/2016 02:12:14 pm

Sounds like you need some sparkly lip gloss, tiger.
Only kidding, you're perfect. Inner beauty shines eternally

Tim Bresnan's Heavy Ball

27/6/2016 05:25:53 pm

Dino oh dino dinielli!

Oh how I miss his ice cream :-(

Tim Bresnan

27/6/2016 09:19:13 pm

How does one stop ones' ball from commenting?

28/6/2016 05:56:05 pm

Do you have poor control of your balls Tim?

Seam

27/6/2016 05:41:12 pm

These are amazing. I don't know why Dino was getting upset about this article. He shouldn't have agreed to be made over by Gok Wan if he didn't want an article written about it.
Most people would love to have a makeover with Gok.

Spiney O'Sullivan

27/6/2016 10:09:41 pm

To be fair to Dini, this might explain why he's a bit sensitive to this:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-03-20-making-peace-with-the-monster-the-return-of-dino-dini

Mr Biffo

27/6/2016 10:48:02 pm

It's tricky, though. I've no beef whatsoever with DD. The review was written as I found the game - I had zero knowledge of his history really. And this piece wasn't even aimed at him: just those in his fanbase who seemed touchy. Going to write something about it all, I think.

27/6/2016 11:37:37 pm

Don't get me wrong, I still thought it was pretty funny, but Dino and fans don't seem like the type to take that sort of lighthearted absurdity in stride. This just explains why.

Thom Yorke

27/6/2016 10:27:19 pm

This song really goes well with the article. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZV_ijKaPN8

28/6/2016 08:10:08 am

It does!

Chris Wyatt

29/6/2016 11:43:39 pm

This also works: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkxFhFRFDA

Clive

3/2/2018 12:01:28 am

I like how Gok turned him into the Oliver twins in the third set of photos. Excellent. Now back to my angry goat porn

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