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POLL-ME-DO: DIGITISER T-SHIRTS

12/1/2015

If there's one thing that unites us as a species it's clothes. Everybody owns them, everybody wears them (except dirty nudes), and everybody has an opinion on them. And right now we'd like to hear YOUR opinion about this: Digitiser2000 clothes.

As great and generous as many, many lovely people have been on our Patreon page, we're still limited by our modest budget. Consequently, we're looking at additional funding options as we plan the future development of this special place.

The one idea which seems to keep getting mentioned is t-shirts. And so - if we were to offer beautiful, reasonably-priced Digitiser t-shirts, bearing the old-school images of our characters - whose mug would you most like to see emblazoned on your chest?

Please click 'pon the poll below, or give us some feedback in the comments.

30 Comments

Eyebrows McGraw

12/1/2015 06:49:51 am

I cuss these other poll options. I cuss them this: bad.

Matt

12/1/2015 02:56:49 pm

Every other option smells me up bad.

MrPSB

12/1/2015 06:54:42 am

It can only be The Real Turner The Worm Being Sick

Ptttttthhh

12/1/2015 07:06:03 am

A Snakes shirt would be the only garment I'd ever need.

Hmm...

12/1/2015 07:41:08 am

DJ Ice Hockey!

NeillWilkinson link

12/1/2015 08:18:34 am

Moc-a-moc-a-moc! Gotta be the Snakes!

Indecisive Dave

12/1/2015 08:31:21 am

I can't pick between Dave and the Snakes. It would have to be Insincere Dave Classic (tm) though. The detail in the new one haunts my nightmares. It's been a tough few years for the poor guy, :(

Steeeeve

12/1/2015 08:54:48 am

I would have chosen The Man, if it was an option. But it wasn't. So if you're GOING to leave him OFF the poll then I'm going to HAVE to VOTE for MR. T.

T-Shirb

12/1/2015 09:10:19 am

I'd like a t with a reasonably small print on it. Like maybe 2-3 inches in the center, slightly above boob height. No writing as I am unable to read.

Mack the Knife

12/1/2015 09:27:45 am

What about an anthropomorphic chicken and his spouse?

Also, what material will they be made out of? A polystyrene and vinyl blend? Angora and ceramic?

Cthulhu Steev

12/1/2015 09:51:17 am

I still have my (rather baggy and faded) snakes t-shirt from the Bubblegun website.

So it has to be those cussing snakes.

I'd probably buy them all though, as long as they were offered in medium slim-fit for my luxurious frame.

Cthulhu Steev

12/1/2015 09:52:56 am

I think I've just seen the Living Bum crying in the gutter. At least I think they were tears coming out of him.

Mark McCormack

12/1/2015 11:13:29 am

Anything would be cool, but I'd love The Snakes, Insincere Dave and 'moc-moc-a-moc'

Mr Biffo

12/1/2015 11:39:43 am

This is all very useful. Thanking, all. A few people have mentioned slogan shirts - would they be of interest? Ie; "Moc-Moc-A-Moc", "Stay Away From My Bins", "Do You See?" etc.

Horseface

12/1/2015 11:53:20 am

Slogans would be excellent. A "Press Reveal" t shirt might be just the kind of esoteric hipster item of clothing that i need to TEACH THESE YOUNG KIDS A LESSON.

NeillWilkinson link

12/1/2015 12:28:24 pm

100% I'll take one of each of your slogan Tees please. But graphics would be nice too.

ChorltonWheelie

12/1/2015 11:41:56 am

MR NUDE!

Antony adler

12/1/2015 11:53:30 am

I love the thought of a "do you see/moc moc a moc " double sided shirt...would make absolutely no sense to anyone else which is just the way i like it.

Dagenham Swish

12/1/2015 11:57:12 am

It's just gotta be the Snakes, though Mr T and Zombie Dave would also be rather swanky.

Handsome Crab

12/1/2015 12:13:12 pm

Moc moc-a-moc, definitely. Maybe a Swayze too?

In fact, I'd kill for a polo shirt with an embroidered pink crab on the left breast and "Moc moc-a-moc?" on the back.

Andy Hinton

12/1/2015 07:04:58 pm

This? This is an excellent idea.

Please Biffo, can we have a handsome crab saying "moc-moc-a-moc"?

PVBuk link

12/1/2015 12:14:06 pm

Much as I'd like one with Mr T on, I think it'd cause issues over licensing from the man himself, so I voted for Insincere Dave.

Mr Jonny T

12/1/2015 12:34:05 pm

Press to reveal on the front and the slogan on the back would be great. I'd deck out my wardrobe with all of these.

Shedcade

12/1/2015 12:48:47 pm

Huge insincere Dave fan. Although I would like to wear the living bum, with a print on the lower back of my shirt!!!!!?!!!?

Chris link

12/1/2015 12:50:05 pm

It only let me vote for one, so I went for Mr T... although I probably should have voted for the Snakes. A "press reveal" t-shirt would also be great, as well as one which just says "stay away from my bins". I've been known to say that to people and just got a blank expression or an "eh?" in reply, at which point I'd just mumble something and run away.

So, yeah: anything really.

Matt W

12/1/2015 01:13:09 pm

Oh man, too many options, I want them all!

At a push, I'd have to choose the snakes. But heck over time I'd probably buy them all!

Fabric Craver 29

12/1/2015 03:48:29 pm

How much do you think these shirts will roughly cost to buy Mr Biff?

Mr Biffo

14/1/2015 06:14:22 am

We'll try to keep them as cheap as we can. The more we order, and can sell, and the cheaper they'll be (bulk ordering reduces costs, see) - obviously, we're not going to be selling tens of thousands... but if people can keep spreading the word of the site, we might be able to shift a few more, and keep the costs down.

I'd have thought they'd be £15 maximum, though I'd like that to be lower. We're shopping around at the moment for the cheapest options.

Frank Chickens

12/1/2015 05:07:04 pm

Out of the practical choices it would be the snakes since Mr.T would involve licensing which would cost.

My own choice would be the front page of Digitiser as that would look good on a t-shirt.

Mr Biffo

14/1/2015 06:11:57 am

Cheers, all for the comments. We ARE doing t-shirts, and we ARE doing them very soon...

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