PLEASE... YOU MUST RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS THESE 10 BIG RED BUTTONS

Extreme caution: read on only if you promise to abide by the following conditions:

1) DO NOT PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTONS.
2) DO NOT GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTONS.

Failure to comply with these directives will result in severe consequences.

++ WARNING! WARNING! IF YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN! DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ ALERT! THIS BUTTON MUST NOT BE PRESSED UNDER ANY CONDITIONS! ALERT! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ EXTREME CAUTION: PLEASE DO NOT PRESS THIS BIG RED BUTTON! SEVERE CONSEQUENCES! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ ATTENTION: NO PRESSING OF BIG RED BUTTON!! EFFECT: MASSIVE/BAD! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ ΠΡΟΕΙΔΟΠΟΊΗΣΗ! ΜΗΝ πατήστε το μεγάλο κόκκινο κουμπί! ++

ΠΆΤΑ ΤΟ ΚΟΥΜΠΊ

++ BUTTON = NO GOOD! NO PRESSING PLEASE! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ ACHTUNG! DAS NICHTEN PRESSEN ZE BUTTONISCH! ++ 

PRESSEN ZE BUTTONISCH

++ EXTREME DANGER WARNING! BIG RED BUTTON DIRECTIONS FOR USE: DO NOT PRESS! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

++ CAUTION! DANGEROUS BITTERN! DO NOT PRESS THE BITTERN! ++

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++ RED BUTTON ALERT: EXTREME DANGER WARNING! DO NOT PRESS BUTTON TODAY OR ANY DAY! SEVERE CONSEQUENCES! ++

PRESS THE BUTTON

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
THE 10 BIGGEST ARSEHOLES IN THE GAMES INDUSTRY
IF YOU RECEIVED £100 EVERY TIME YOU PRESSED A BUTTON WOULD YOU STILL DO IT EVEN IF IT MEANT A GAMES JOURNALIST DIED?
WE ASKED THESE TOP GAME DESIGNERS IF THEY'D EVER EATEN THEIR OWN POO AND NOT A SINGLE ONE REPLIED