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Please Observe Closely: Digitiser 2000 Self-News

22/1/2015

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Attention! Attention! Attention, everyone! Here is a full round-up of the Digitiser 2000 news. 

We've been keeping our Patrons and donors abreast of all behind-the-scenes Digi developments, with regular bulletins and videos - but we thought we'd take this opportunity to prise open the doors of our ivory henhouse to give the rest of our readers a glimpse at the sweet eggs we're currently incubating. And, in the words of Flansy C-Bong, "here be those eggs":

  • Incredibly, our Patreon campaign has now kicked in the teeth of the important $1,000 barrier - we're just $542 (or about £360 in proper money) away from our next funding milestone, which will sufficiently give us the freedom and scope to sauce up the site like a tent-full of gravid matadors. Again, thank you to everyone who is helping.
  • As if you care, Digitiser 2000's very own Mr Biffo can be heard on the 50th edition of Gamebanter's Gamecentral podcast. Among the topics discussed are Lara Croft's knickers and brown calculators. You can download it from iTunes, or listen to it here.
  • Samples of our first batch of Digitiser 2000 t-shirts should be arriving very soon. Providing we're happy with the prototypes, we'll be going ahead and taking pre-orders, so that we know how many of each size and design to print up. Other merchandise we're looking into include mugs, laptop stickers, and phone cases. 
  • And talking of podcasts - as our older readers may remember we were just moments ago - we're working on an actual Digitiser 2000 podcast. We've got some thrilling ideas that we're very much looking forward to putting into practice, and bringing some of our absurd characters to life. And that's just the sort of thing we're hoping to be able to spend proper time and love on if we meet further funding goals.
  • Oh... and yeah - literally nobody has bothered entering our stupid Brown Trumpet competition. The closing date is next Monday, so if you can be arsed to spend five minutes of your life dressing up like an idiot then you stand a very good chance of winning. If nobody can be arsed, well, we'll just spend the bloody voucher ourselves. That'll teach us to ask all you lazy pigs to get off your backsides and actually do something fun. Next time it'll be multiple choice questions. That's all you deserve. Husssss.
  • That is all.
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Picston Shottle
22/1/2015 02:34:01 pm

I live pretty close to LA, and my Brown Trumpet entry would involve Hollywood Blvd, the Hollywood sign and a real life tramp. (Yes, I know the idea is to dress up as a Digi character, but come on – A REAL LIFE HOLLYWOOD TRAMP! Do you see?). Alas, I am fat, lazy and jaded, and Hollywood is, without a doubt, the single worst place on the face of this earth – there’re tramps everywhere and it stinks of tramps’ “leavings” which have been sun baked for many, many years. But if you happen to be in the vicinity you can run with the idea, if you like. You’re welcome. Just be careful, though, these Hollywood tramps are feral…

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Mr Biffo
22/1/2015 03:20:45 pm

I'm very sad.

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Harlot Q Salvadoré link
22/1/2015 03:19:16 pm

The only one I can think of how to dress up as is Mr T but if I go doing that in public I'll be accused of doing the racisms and get all locked up and that :(

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Mr Biffo
22/1/2015 03:20:27 pm

Well... If it helps, OUR Mr T does have a red face...

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Chris
22/1/2015 04:30:13 pm

<insert something funny/gross about the real Turner being sick>

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Cf
23/1/2015 02:16:37 am

I have taken on the Mr T persona for a web forum I frequent. Does that count?

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ted sallis
23/1/2015 07:52:56 am

Getting dressed up, jetting off to an exotic location for a £50 Luncheon Voucher!! You can count me in......actually, i can't be arsed. How about a drawing, or potato print? or ......if i sent you a paypal payment fer £47.47, would that secure the £50.00 spray tan voucher?

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Mr Biffo
23/1/2015 08:10:49 am

OoooOOOOooh. Get a load of sarkydrawers over here.

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Special David
23/1/2015 11:00:49 am

RT @Mr Biffo: OoooOOOOooh. Get a load of sarkydrawers over here.

Ted Sallis
24/1/2015 02:12:25 am

ahhahaa, thanks Mr B, I shall be adopting Sarkydrawers as my new Digi name.

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