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ONE YEAR ON: GAMERGATE EXPLAINED

22/9/2015

142 Comments

 
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While most of us have forgotten it ever existed, we can't quite believe that the Gamergate controversy is still rumbling along, a year after it began. 

And yet, if you search for "gamergate" or "Social Justice Warrior" on any social media platform, those who both oppose or support the cause - such as it is - continue to take potshots at one another. 

Who is right, who is wrong, and why is this most bitter of battles still raging? Here we attempt to understand the controversy by profiling six of the major players, and filling you in on a few things you may not have known about them...

ZOE QUINN (Social Justice Warrior)
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As most of us are aware, Zoe Quinn's personal life was the spark which ignited long-simmering passions and resentment, after an ex-boyfriend posted inflammatory allegations about his relationship with her. However, something he failed to mention was the fact that Quinn has a muscular sac inside the left part of her abdominal cavity, about twice the size of her fist. The sac even contains hydrochloric acid - yes, actual hydrochloric acid - which, were it to leak into a child's eyes, would cause searing pain, and possible blindness. Quinn uses this acid to break down her food, which - ultimately - she'll turn into excrement. Unbelievable.
ADAM BALDWIN (GamerGate)
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Firefly actor Adam Baldwin was the first to coin the phrase "GamerGate". He has described the movement as being a fight against "political correctness". Unsurprising then, that in his day to day life Baldwin passes around half a litre of intestinal gas - sometimes more - every 24 hours. His gas is comprised of 9 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only one percent of the flatus Baldwin expels contains sulphur - but this amount is sufficient to cause the gas to stink of old eggs and hotdog brine. Disgusting.
ANITA SARKEESIAN (Social Justice Warrior)
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Media critic and blogger Sarkeesian is an outspoken advocate of women's rights. Nevertheless, it's a fact that at any one time - whether she is hosting her video series Tropes Vs Women in Video Games, or giving a talk on gender stereotyping in popular culture - Sarkeesian is walking around with several pounds of faeces actually inside her body, which she will ultimately expel through her anus. Sarkeesian has been doing this her entire life, and as an infant would soil herself up to several times a day. Revolting.
JORDAN OWEN (GamerGate)
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Jordan Owen produced a crowd-funded documentary called The Sarkeesian Effect, which he claimed was an attempt to "explore, analyze and deconstruct some of the most common tropes and lies of Anita Sarkeesian". For someone so used to being on his high horse, you may be appalled to know that Owen has up to 74 different types of bacteria living inside his mouth. Indeed, in total Owen has around one million bacteria on each square centimetre of his body - including his penis and plums, if you can imagine those. Foul.
BRIANNA WU (Social Justice Warrior)
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Game developer Briannu Wu is a victim of GamerGate harassment, and has spoken on the issue at length. For some reason, once a month, Wu sheds the lining of her womb, causing blood to flow from the uterus through the small opening in her cervix. So gross.
DAVIS AURINI (GamerGate)
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Davis Aurini was the original director of the troubled Sarkeesian Effect project, a practising racist, and campaigner for men's rights. However, Aurini might think about campaigning a little harder, for no matter how diligently he wipes his bottom after defecating, there always remains an amount of fecal matter. “About a tenth of a gram, on average,” according to Charles Gerba, Ph.D, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona. That matter is then transferred to Aruini's underwear, which he is known to continue wearing throughout the day. Absolutely horrible.
FROM THE ARCHIVE:
  • MR T'S GAMING PROBLEM PAGE - With Readers Letters
  • BEST EVER VIDEO GAME EASTER EGGS - with Comments by Our Political Overlords
  • THE MAN IN THE MIRROR'S EDGE by Mr Biffo
142 Comments
Simon
22/9/2015 02:39:04 pm

I know you parody the whole thing but it was actually a serious issue. Anita unspellable surname is a liar and there is plenty of stuff on the internet to prove that and for me Gamergate was just a bunch of normal people who enjoy gaming fighting back against the usual PC crap that has infected just about everything else.

I'm not some Daily Mail reader with foaming dog syndrome but just a regular guy who enjoys games and doesn't want the usual leftwing rent-a-mob pushing their agenda onto me.

Gamecentral (your old stomping ground) calls loads of games in their reviews misogynistic if they don't have one strong female lead when gaming has had strong female leads for decades. It's pathetic

Sorry to go crude but being a mangina doesn't get you laid

This subject does bring out the worst in people but anyway rant over

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dan de la peche
22/9/2015 02:42:01 pm

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh

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Pauly
22/9/2015 02:44:00 pm

Oh wow. I thought a Gamer Gate was something you got from Argos. Thanks for this.

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Simon's Twin
22/9/2015 02:44:11 pm

I agree. It brought out the worst in you. Or can you get any more worse? You've already checked off some "I'm a twat" checkboxes. Can you check off more?

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Witty name
22/9/2015 02:49:57 pm

Ok then what have I ticked off in the "I'm a twat" checkboxes then?

antony
22/9/2015 02:46:15 pm

Jeez, get a life mate !

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Da5e
22/9/2015 03:31:26 pm

"the usual PC crap that has infected just about everything else"

You can't even drive a forklift without a license these days in case it annoys a feminist. Political correctness gone mad.

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SIMON'S MUM
22/9/2015 07:28:25 pm

SIMON, IF YOU DON'T COME DOWNSTAIRS AND GET YOUR DINNER I'LL BODY THROW THAT COMPUTER IN THE BIN. ITS ABOUT TIME YOU WENT OUT AND MET SOME REAL PEOPLE. OF COURSE YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL SARKEESIAN, AUNTIE JANE WAS A SARKEESIAN BEFORE SHE MARRIED OUR FRANK.
NOW GET DOWNSTAIRS.

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ChorltonWheelie
22/9/2015 09:15:04 pm

How could somebody so lovely and funny beget a Simon?

Granthon Y
22/9/2015 07:52:23 pm

DRASTIC

Doctor, Doctor! It's a complication, beginning to get serious (7)

Simon, this is indeed a serious issue and it's important that we address the points that you've raised with due gravity. There is nothing to say that the Internet -- yes, even Digi! -- can't be a valuable forum for intelligent and reasonable discussion. So, if you'll allow me to cut through (as it were) the tender meat of your post with my considerable implement, I believe the greasy nubbin of your "beef" is as follows:

> I'm just a regular guy who enjoys games and doesn't want the usual leftwing rent-a-mob pushing their agenda onto me.

I'm a regular guy too, man -- usually first thing in the morning, unless I've been on the bevvy, that is! Then it's 36 hours of non-stop shenanigans!

Even though the first movement is very often of good consistency, experience has led me to consider this "false positive" as merely the impacted cork holding back a foul and watery batter. As the day draws on, my life becomes an increasingly high-stakes game of "brown roulette" -- and I've been on the losing side once too often, let me tell you!

Have you ever been caught short like this, Simon? It's no joke -- it's a matter of life and death. I work in the restaurant business, you see, and can you imagine the fuss, when what's intended as an innocent puff-puff turn into an unfortunate caramel fountain when serving up Madam's lobster bisque?

Slippery floors cost lives, Simon, and the red mop has no place in the kitchen area. Remember that, Simon. You will need it someday.

Take care, Simon. We love you, man.

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colincidence link
22/9/2015 09:11:16 pm

Good ol' Digitiser, still adding funny characters!!

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Michael Lindsay
23/9/2015 12:29:10 am

Whereas layin' on those sweet, sweet lines about "ethics in videogame journalism" reels in ALL the hotties.

"Please, please Simon tell me more about the collusions and the waifu Vivian James!"

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Simon's Girlfriend
23/9/2015 10:53:43 am

*cum stained love pillow with a sad looking anime character on, falls off bed and rolls out of his bedroom and down the street*

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Alex ROgan
23/9/2015 11:19:07 am

Simon. Her surname is right there. Just copy it. Then go back to sleep, before you hurt yourself.

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jaybob
22/9/2015 02:44:56 pm

I second your arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh and raise you one heavy sigh.

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Simon's Mum
22/9/2015 02:55:58 pm

For fuck's sake Simon, tidy your room and stop playing up.

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Disappointed Simon
22/9/2015 02:59:21 pm

Puerile comments due to a difference of opinion - oh well I won't lose any sleep over it

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antony
22/9/2015 03:04:48 pm

Checked tickboxes include (but not limited to)
1) It was actually a serious issue - oh sorry
2) Anita unspellable surname - racist
3) There's stuff on the internet to prove - say no more.
4) Usual PC crap - brilliant.
5) Left wing rentamob - congrats you just won membership into the right wing rentamob
6) Mangina - nice.
7) Doesn't get you laid? So if you're already getting laid, you can make ridiculous posts like yours?

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Simon
22/9/2015 03:08:39 pm

wow at number 2! I am guessing in a few posts time Godwin's Law will apply. Get a life

combat_honey
22/9/2015 03:38:36 pm

Thank you for making this post so I didn't have to.

Christ. I have to say that I'd hoped that Digi's audience would be free of crazy Gamer Gaters and their bizarre 'the girls are playing with *my* toys!... I mean, it's about ethics in games journalism' ranting.

And yea, it is a serious subject - because it's led to harrassment and threats against many women who simply wish to challenge the hyper-masculine (and often misogynistic and racist) culture of computer games. That doesn't mean I think Biffo shouldn't take the piss, though.

Simon's dad
22/9/2015 09:58:52 pm

Wait what! My son cannot spell a simple name like sarkeesian? Thats it! he is not getting behind his videogame untill he finished his english homework

Geary
23/9/2015 03:07:57 am

Hey now, let's not pretend that the right wing needs to pay off their mobs. :V

Jsmith
22/9/2015 03:08:15 pm

None of these people have anything to do with gamergate. It's amazing that you can't figure out what a hashtag is and do profiles on the ones who are the most prolific in said hashtag. This is a garbage column about attention seekers, please do some actual research.

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antony
22/9/2015 03:12:05 pm

But if Biffo should come round my house, trying to make jokes out of this, i should say, Oi! Biffo! you c*nt ! Do your f*****g research properly ! I learned literally nothing about this massive issue except that you're not taking it seriously you garbage writing, attention seeking w*&(*&(*R !!!

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Da5e
22/9/2015 03:29:51 pm

Point it, chief, the whole thing is dismal nonsense fought over by buffoons.

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MR T
22/9/2015 09:13:54 pm

STAY AWAY FROM MY GARBAGE COLUMNS

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MILO YIaNNOPOULOS
22/9/2015 09:24:38 pm

That's right. Those other attention seekers are frauds. Buy my new book, SJWs Made Me Hurted: How Equal Rights Is Bad And Wrong. It will tell you everything you need to know. Also, GamerGate is a non-partisan movement. Breitbart can vouch for this fact. Also, please donate $15,000 a month to our documentary Patreon: The Yiannopoulos Effect is coming to an internet fight between baldies and long-haired men near you. #notyourshield

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GAMER MAT (SIMON'S BROTHER)
22/9/2015 10:29:40 pm

Sounds very interesting, however I can't seem to write your surname despite having it right in front of my face and it only features ONE chapter three, so I think I'll pass.

Mr Biffo
22/9/2015 03:17:53 pm

Yeah... Poorly researched garbage columns is sort of Digi's thing...

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dan de la peche
22/9/2015 03:25:28 pm

"GamerGate" is a secret code string that has a 50/50 chance of summoning a pasty-looking young man or an angry lady depending on the way you type it. It is as close to knowing how to work the Matrix as we can get.

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Simon
22/9/2015 03:29:37 pm

I don't know why I am biting over this but I don't appreciate feminists getting involved in gaming for their own ends.

Have you seen some of the tripe that is considered sexist these days? Take a read of the Telegraph Women's section - they consider air conditioning sexist

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dan de la peche
22/9/2015 03:40:44 pm

I couldn't give a tinker's cuss who makes my games, and I equally don't care about their stance on women's rights. I just want to play some games. You are seriously getting offended by the Telegraph Women's section's opinion on air conditioning? Blimey.

Granthon O-What's-The-Point
22/9/2015 09:26:50 pm

Too right mate. It's our club, and they're not invited.

Simon's dad
22/9/2015 09:38:43 pm

Son you dissapoint me, I tried to raise you like a man, but instead you whine and complain about that fine misses with the earrings. How about you man up and ask her on a date instead, you are way to old for videogames anyways and it is time to get your mum some grandkids

Massive Angry Woman
23/9/2015 10:08:36 am

How is air conditioning NOT sexist? They are literally forcing unwanted cold air through giant Fallopian tubes with the intention of reducing the temperature of a home or office and they expect me to consider this gender-friendly? Fuck these patriarchal tube racists. Why isn't air conditioning external and cock-shaped? Why? The fucking patriarchy, that's why.

Stay
22/9/2015 09:02:06 pm

So does "Gamergate" work like a game of Chaos then - can we influence the casting/summoning chance with a crafty Law/Chaos spell or two? Maybe Simon is an illusion and a hasty Disbelieve spells can destroy him? If that fails maybe we should wait for him to summon his army before hitting him with a Dark Power and then finish him off with an eagle (movement 6 (flying) AT3DF3)?

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Simon's Parody Account
22/9/2015 03:41:45 pm

I still don't understand gamergate. Someone said that there was something they didn't like about something someone else said on the internet.

Good lord! people with opinions!? on the internet!?
This simply won't do! I feel threatened and scared in my own home, I should be free do do anything I want to do, you can't tell me.
I don't really know what I'm angry about, and I'm pretty darn sure that I'm really rather cross indeed and someone must pay for this.

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Simon's parody account parody account
22/9/2015 03:42:54 pm

Feminazi !

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Simon's Parody Account
22/9/2015 03:49:06 pm

I don't understand that word, so I'll assume it's a threat.
I have called the police and told them someone used a bad word on the internet, I hope you're happy.

I showed that word to someone in my office and it made them cry.
You big bully!

The Telegraph Women's Section
22/9/2015 03:44:25 pm

I'll have you know that Air Conditioning is inherently sexist, as are Buses, Shoes, and Postage Stamps.

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Simon's Shield
22/9/2015 03:47:23 pm

Not your shield!
(did I get that right?)

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Simon
22/9/2015 03:47:35 pm

So no debate just ridicule...like I said above I won't lose any sleep over it

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Simon's subconscious
22/9/2015 03:56:45 pm

Yes you will, Simon, for I intend to pollute your sleep with nightmares of feminists stealing your games and replacing all the buff, muscular white dudes you love so much with black, transgender, single-parent, Muslim lesbians!

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Simon
22/9/2015 04:00:15 pm

Oh dear this is ridiculous now. I am off for the day but will pop back tomorrow during school hours so I can take another look at the comments and will avoid you

To Biffo - probably the most viewed and commented on article you will put up this year....

Simon's ID
22/9/2015 04:21:31 pm

Secretly i love black, transgender, single-parent, Muslim lesbians, i find muscular tough white dudes very intimidating

colincidence link
22/9/2015 09:16:08 pm

"this is ridiculous now" - Simon, on when it started being ridiculous.

Antony Adler
22/9/2015 04:00:54 pm

I made a number of comments, and you chose one where I accused you of racism (due to you attempting to belittle someone (and don't say otherwise, that's exactly what it was) because they have a frankly not particularly difficult surname) and you innapropriately tried to bring up godwin's law. Meanwhile, there's lots of debate going on, much of it involving take the p*ss out of you because of your silly comments. You might want to give up while you're behind...

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Simon
22/9/2015 04:02:36 pm

You lost all credibility with that daft accusation so I stopped reading your posts

A post you didn't read
22/9/2015 07:13:29 pm

Except that one.

combat_honey
22/9/2015 04:03:59 pm

You come to Digitiser for debate, and are surprised / upset when you get ridiculed instead? You do know what Digitiser is, right? You're familiar with its irreverant tone, etc?

What are you going to do next? Try stand up comedy in the Supreme Court?

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Simon
22/9/2015 04:07:20 pm

Of course I know but thought I'd bite and have a rant.

Everything I said was correct and the ridicule pretty much confirms my beliefs as no actual counterarguments have been put forward. It has only been boring internet insults and I might have even softened my stance but haven't bothered due to the "you live in your parents basement lolz" responses

SIMON IS RIGHT BECAUSE YOU MADE A FUNNY
22/9/2015 09:18:19 pm

Simon is correct because he has been ridiculed.

The earth is factually flat. I know so because someone made fun of me for saying it, confirming my belief that there are no counter arguments to contradict me. Ya'll are manginas

Simon
22/9/2015 03:55:55 pm

Do you think that Anita Sarkeesian's earings or Jordan Owen's hair do change the size of their hit-boxes?
The graphics on these fighting games look more and more realistic every day!
"Is social justice warriors: Gameragte", coming out on the PS4.
I hope you're allowed to play using the d-pad, I get scared of using the thumbsticks

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Simon's thumbs
23/9/2015 09:58:29 am

Yeah man, those thumbsticks creep me out.
*shudders*

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PeskyFletch
22/9/2015 04:16:49 pm

Oh go on Simon, you really don't need 14hrs a night

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dan de la peche
22/9/2015 04:37:31 pm

Oh for fuck's sake, I missed my one and only chance to have Simon, of internet message board fame, maybe soften his stance. If only I'd have engaged in polite and reasoned discourse! I will forever rue this day as the day I could have Changed Simon's Mind A Little Bit. I fucking blew it, boys. I'm sorry.

PS That wasn't really the Telegraph Women's Section, it was me, mocking you, for your ridiculous opinion.

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Triggered
22/9/2015 04:41:32 pm

OUTRAGED!

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simon's huff
22/9/2015 04:41:32 pm

;o) rofl !

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Simon's Mind
22/9/2015 04:45:28 pm

I can not be reasoned with! I don't know pity, or remorse. I don't need to sleep( But i most certainly wouldn't lose any over YOUR opinions if i did need to)
<comment implying you are a child> Laterz!

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Mr Jonny T
22/9/2015 04:45:12 pm

Can't wait for "TWO YEAR'S ON: GAMERGATE EXPLAINED AGAIN"

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kek
22/9/2015 05:47:35 pm

Implying Wu is female.

Oh Biffo you utter card.

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kek to English dictionary
22/9/2015 08:26:51 pm

I'm a transphobe.

I'm also incredibly thin-skinned.

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addendum
22/9/2015 09:14:31 pm

Funny fact: Brianna Wu isn't transgender. But let the transphobes hoist themselves high, and don't forget, GamerGate is an all-inclusive movement, errr hashtag, I mean #notyourshield

Cheese XL
22/9/2015 06:37:59 pm

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE BIFFY BAFFY! YOU'LL BRING THEM ALL HERE!

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Several Pound of Faeces
22/9/2015 06:38:20 pm

I feel that by spreading the heinous lie that Anita expels us from her anus, you are robbing us of our agency. We are capable of expelling ourselves without any help from some kind of digestive tract. Kindly correct your problematic "article".

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Stay
22/9/2015 08:52:18 pm

If you ever loose your agency I can recommend a large bowel of Shreddies for breakfast. I can honestly say I have been moving with great agency tonight.

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Several Pounds of Faeces
22/9/2015 10:36:43 pm

In America we call Shreddies the "Shreds".

Sim_One: The Anguished Robot Simon
22/9/2015 07:19:22 pm

I don't know what's happening here. Has anybody seen my battery pack?

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Duckussss
22/9/2015 08:22:12 pm

Has anyone mentioned that it's about ethics in games journalism, actually? [And not a crowd of pasty-face masturbators masturbating themselves into a masturbatory frenzy, and getting far too close to my bins]

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Stay
22/9/2015 08:47:56 pm

I had some pasty-faced teens hanging around my bins last night. I did the only thing a real man can do and got my wife to glare at them through the kitchen window.

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Sina
22/9/2015 08:53:34 pm

I too look forward to the gaming future of playing nothing but boring pieces of shit like Gone Home and Depression Quest

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Sina is the 99%
22/9/2015 09:10:18 pm

It's true, if two games you don't like exist somewhere, all games you like suddenly cease to exist! Mommy, thay tooked my games fowever

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Sina
22/9/2015 09:20:03 pm

The more good reviews that shitty games like those get, the more sales they'll get. Game publishers are nothing if not derivative, so if games like that become successful then expect more games to be made like them.

It happened with Call of Duty. COD is popular so every game under the sun needed a shitty multiplayer mode shoehorned in.

Sina's secret love for boring pieces of shit like Gone Home and Depression Quest
22/9/2015 09:27:52 pm

I also pretend I like Hatred because it's a mraster piece before drying myself to bed because of the violence.

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Sina's lack of spellcheck
22/9/2015 09:29:58 pm

I meant "crying". The sheer memory of Hatred send me into a full PTSD state.

Sina
22/9/2015 09:35:30 pm

Yeah, no. Hatred is a poorly made piece of shit. It's still more of a game than Gone Home though because it at least tried to be fun.

Sina you logick?
22/9/2015 09:33:17 pm

Sure, because Depression Quest is a free game which will surely displace AAA titles and Gone Home will smash COD into the ground with its addictive gameplay.

Maybe it's generic trash like COD holding games back? Maybe the real enemy isn't relatively unknown game developers but garbage factories like EA and Activision?

I dunno though, maybe obscure games are coming to take my Fallout 4 away...I actually heard everyone is returning their pre-order of Fallout 4 for a copy of Gone Home 2: SJW Boogaloo. #notyourshield

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Sina's activist courage
22/9/2015 09:46:18 pm

But EA and Activision are so strong and big. It's better to kick indie dev in the chin. Just the thought of doing so is making my peepee so hard.

Sina's Google-Fu
23/9/2015 10:01:59 am

'Depression Quest Kotaku review'

No results found

*Dammit*

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Sina
23/9/2015 04:51:28 pm

Please point out where I said Kotaku reviewed Depression Quest.

Sailing over Sina's head
24/9/2015 05:23:03 pm

WHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH

Pityo-FUCKING-camptes
23/9/2015 06:14:20 pm

I hope all the conspiracy theories about feminists infecting video games are true, b/c you and your anti-social sewing circle don't deserve fun. Hail to fail-state free walking simulators that put me in touch with my feelings!

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Drunkndandy
22/9/2015 09:11:20 pm

I'm a Gamergirl hipster and often play with my d-pad. Erm, what was the question again?

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ChorltonWheelie
22/9/2015 09:28:32 pm

I never thought that in a week when our Tory PM was outed as a pig-o-phile I could laugh at anything so hard again.

Bravo Digo-reply. Bravo!

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dan de la peche
22/9/2015 09:57:44 pm

This has indeed been the best day of New Digi. May every day reference GamerGate so that I can laugh at simpletons. It's really brought out 'the best' in 'this community'. It's about Essex in Gay Journalism you see?

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Granthon Y
22/9/2015 10:07:15 pm

Shut your mangina, fool!

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Stay
22/9/2015 10:06:09 pm

I hope these are the feminazi's the Gamergaters have wet dreams about because I know I do:

http://i.imgur.com/dB5DU.png

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Granthon Z
22/9/2015 10:17:11 pm

I was researching manginas when I came across these:

http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_6.png
http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_8.png
http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_17.png
http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_19.png
http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_21.png
http://www.jordibares.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Orangina_Animals_22.png

http://www.obsessionphoto.com/upload/article/422/49_430-romain-laurent-advert-orangina.jpg

http://www.adrants.com/images/orangina_pigeon.png

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That's
22/9/2015 10:38:55 pm

...terrifying. I'm saving all of these. Thank you

Keith
22/9/2015 10:51:48 pm

Jesus.

Most joyless comment thread since Digitiser started, and has done nothing to sway me from my position that whatever the rights and wrongs of the main people involved in GamerGate, the people who bang on about it on the Internet are crushingly boring.

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Keith's Sense of Entitlement link
23/10/2015 09:21:50 am

Hold on guys, are people speeding their time having boring conversations I'm not interested in? I'm far too important to listen to that type of thing, I've got important business to attend to. Now stop discussing things that aren't about me in a place I don't own just because those things are upsetting or offensive to you. YOU BORING BASTARDS

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Adam
22/9/2015 11:52:32 pm

I genuinely have no idea what any of this is about and i don't care. But Adam Baldwin's latest show, The Last Ship, is surprisingly entertaining. Much better than all this bickering over silliness!

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Alec
23/9/2015 01:05:59 am

Nice try, Baldwin!

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Stephen
23/9/2015 02:28:33 am

I'm the ginger one who does b-movies!

Jordan
23/9/2015 12:57:09 am

I frankly don't care about this remarkably silly internet movement, but Jordan Owen's latest documentary, The Sarkeesian Effect, is surprisinhly well-done. It almost features no Aurini!

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The one who isn't Jordan link
23/10/2015 09:25:43 am

Don't listen to this hack! His version is a mess of poor editing, bad shooting and terrible sound, he's just an exploitative fraud (I think he may secretly have one of those "vaginas" I keep hearing about).

Now please donate to my patreon and kickstarted accounts, I need $15000 to film myself complaining about women on my phone for four hours.

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Euphemia
23/9/2015 02:31:01 am

Far too much information. So, which one got their wanger stuck in a pig?

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MrPSB
23/9/2015 06:18:58 am

It's puffy jackets for the online age

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Mr Biffo
23/9/2015 07:19:12 am

Well... just... just... Basically LOL.

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Traci bordeau
23/9/2015 08:07:32 am

I understand what you were trying to do here, but it's a bit forced. Well, more than a bit, it has all the subtlety of a thrown brick.

You're trying too hard.

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Simon
23/9/2015 08:14:51 am

The thread has become almost a parody of itself so lost any wit a while ago. Plus posting on here at almost midnight is a bit much!

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A parody of Simon link
23/10/2015 09:28:07 am

I want a reasonable discussion, but you'd better listen to me throwing lazy insults around and stating that I'll never listen to anyone else or change my ideas first

Trying too hard
23/9/2015 08:28:17 am

You must be new here.

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Simon
23/9/2015 08:09:00 am

Just wow at the amount of comments on here! Biffo I said it would end up being a mega thread....although some people do have a bit too much time on their hands clearly

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Oh, Simon
23/9/2015 08:38:34 am

You're such a uterus.

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ALT.DIGITISER
23/9/2015 08:45:05 am

Could your head be stuck any further up your own arse? No one asked you to read the post so why dont you fuck off else where? What right do you have to have a go at the posts on here? None you tosspot. Truly you are what is know as a wanker.

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Simon
23/9/2015 08:54:31 am

I am assuming you are the person above who posted about 80 comments responding to yourself every time?!

SIMON SAYS DON'T LET THE FEMINAZIS WIN
23/9/2015 08:57:06 am

I'm going to brown pill you, Simon.

Simon
23/9/2015 08:59:38 am

I'm finding this all very amusing but probably not for the reasons you think!

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SEXY SIMONE
23/9/2015 09:22:40 am

You are the ramp.

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Da5e
23/9/2015 09:54:12 am

You're so lofty and superior and aloof with your ethics and reasons! Teach us your ways.

And then fuck off.

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Simon's sense of humour
23/9/2015 10:04:31 am

I am not amused.

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Simon's inner thoughts
23/9/2015 12:04:32 pm

I'm furious that people mock me but I need that whole facade so I don't look like a prick anymore.

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Simon's medical practicioner
23/9/2015 12:17:15 pm

Do you find it funny because you finally discovered that videogames cannot get cooties when women talk about them?

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Mentuss McMentuss
23/9/2015 09:01:54 am

I'm done with gates. From now on its proper doors or I'll just leave a hole in the wall/fence.

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MrPSB
23/9/2015 09:27:58 am

You can't do it through the fence for God's sake

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Mentingo Mentingston
23/9/2015 09:35:28 am

You can argue about gates all you like, but don't bring the almighty into this. He doesn't need the bad PR.

Vivian James
23/9/2015 10:50:37 am

I don't have an opinion of my own because I'm a gurl but I want to tell everyone my informed opinion: Simon is right and I agree with everything he says.

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CrossX
23/9/2015 12:31:40 pm

Gater here.

Author is an annoying goon , but at least he can do humor right.

Comments are annoying goons who claim to be 2kool2care but are ultra-SJWs still think political correctness is totally awesome while 79% of Americans think it's a serious problem. I suppose they are dead and don't have to be their voters anymore.

Quinn still a psychopath, Eron still a naive punching ball, Wu still a hysterical liar, Sarkeesian still a media televangelist,Aurini still a sperg, and Owen still a drama whore.

Also, Gamergate is now SJW-lite circlejerking, male feminist don't actually get laid, the pasty white nerd accusation is generally mostly projection, diversity is not different colored hair, you won't ever be the kool kids, game media is complete bullshit, media is complete bullshit too,Trump will be your next president, and you're waifu is shit (And Vivian is a shit waifu ,everyone liking red hair is a cuck).

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colincidence link
23/9/2015 12:37:29 pm

Was that a rap? Are you a rapper?

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dan de la peche
23/9/2015 01:21:59 pm

Was 4chan too busy for you or something?

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A reply to CrossX
23/9/2015 02:21:26 pm

'diversity is not different colored hair'

Diversity is also not leaving who you are at the door because all that matters is 'GAMER'.
Seriously, you're not protecting anything from anyone.

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Granthon L
23/9/2015 02:32:49 pm

Is GamerGate similar to UKIP or something? A sort of fringe political movement of no concern other than to its participants, whose desperate flailing to survive against overwhelming indifference falls somewhere between comical and disturbing?

Like Nigel Farage clad in purple and yellow lycra bodysuit?

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colincidence link
23/9/2015 06:32:21 pm

BINGO!

Big Guy 4 u
30/9/2015 03:07:36 am

Nigel Farage clad in a purple and yellow lycra bodysuit?

yucky

Your mom
23/9/2015 04:58:08 pm

>everyone liking red hair is a cuck

Well-mannered people don't tell everyone about their kinks.

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The Brick Wall Whisperer
23/9/2015 05:11:26 pm

Have you ever stopped to consider that there is a massive gulf between GG and SJW where the vast majority of "gamers" reside and they couldn't give a piss frig about this pantomime either way.

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Zen
23/9/2015 07:18:10 pm

I'm sure the vast majority of gamers don't want feminists tampering with the things they enjoy.

The brick wall
23/10/2015 09:37:34 am

Have you ever stopped to consider that your blinkered and biased ideas about what the whole group you identify with feel might just be you trying to give your own feelings more importance by acting like they're all behind you?

Also, speak up a bit please.

Kelvin Green link
23/9/2015 07:07:27 pm

77% of Americans believe in the literal existence of angels. So, yeah.

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Monkey Dave
24/9/2015 12:40:11 pm

But... but... but... I'm a male feminist ... and I get laid ...(not as regularly as before now I've been married 10 years but hey ho).

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Monkey Dave's Arch nemesis
24/9/2015 05:13:56 pm

FEMINAZI! Stop being oppressed by enjoying heteronormative sex, you Super Juggling Wildling.

snakes
28/9/2015 12:54:27 pm

Marriage is a well oppressive patriarchal institution, man.

Alarmed, Surrey
24/9/2015 05:11:07 pm

My god, there's a gator here! Run for your lives!

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Vanilla Cross X
23/10/2015 09:33:14 am

Uh, yeah.

Those bitches think they can take my games,
But they're wrong games are all the same,
If you ain't shooting guns at tits, uh,
Then you know your game ain't shit.

Wiggety wiggety wah, why won't anyone talk to me at school?

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Moose
23/9/2015 12:49:48 pm

My anus can accommodate an entire bowling ball

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Bananasthemonkey
23/9/2015 12:55:07 pm

Piggate was better.

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Simon's Hymen
23/9/2015 01:11:55 pm

I reckon that my continued existence is contributing to the problem.

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Stoo
23/9/2015 02:25:57 pm

I rate that Anton Lavey impersonator at the end about 6/10, needs more pentacles.

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LaAurini
23/9/2015 04:59:22 pm

B-but I-I've got sick ass skulls!

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Anton Lavey?
23/9/2015 06:10:55 pm

Anton Lavey? He's not Anton Lavey, he's clearly Kane from the Command & Conquer series.

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SIMON'S IMPECCABLE SENSE OF TIMING
22/9/2017 09:36:19 am

Guys? Guys? I've thought of another reason why women suck. It's a really good reason - I drew a graph and everything. Hello? Anyone?
Ah, bugger...

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