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NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS DISGUSTING GALLERY OF MONKEY BUMS, BUT WILL YOU LOOK AT IT IF WE SAY THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ABOUT POKEMON GO AT THE END?

14/7/2016

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Pokemon Go? Pokemon go crazy for Pokemon Go-related content, more like! We can scarcely move for the Pokemon Go articles that are spilling forth from our browser; every games website is benefitting from the so-called "Pokemon Go Effect" - a massive upsurge in hits, every time they post something about Pokemon Go. Consequently, everything they're writing about now has something to do with Pokemon Go!

How long will the bubble last? Let's see if we can burst it right now, with this disgusting gallery of monkey bums, which might have some very exciting Pokemon Go content at the end...
ALRIGHT. WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS MONKEY'S BUM. BUT JUST STICK WITH US, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG POKEMON GO-RELATED SURPRISE AT THE END.
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YEAH, THESE BUMS ARE GROSS, AND THEY PROBABLY MAKE YOU FEEL SICK, BUT JUST TRY AND TELL YOURSELF THAT IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. IT'LL BE WORTH IT IF THERE'S SOME GREAT POKEMON GO CONTENT AT THE END!
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THAT'S A BIG OLD BUM ISN'T IT? A BIG OLD MONKEY'S BUM. WE BET THAT BUM'S SEEN SOME ACTION. BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. JUST FOCUS ON THE POTENTIAL POKEMON GO-RELATED SURPRISE AT THE END.
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OKAY, SO THIS BUM ISN'T THAT BAD. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE BELLY OF A FAT MAN, WHO FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN. IF ALL THE MONKEY BUMS ARE LIKE THIS YOU'RE GOING TO BREEZE YOUR WAY TO THAT POSSIBLE POKEMON GO CONTENT AT THE END!
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OK. CHRIST. THAT'S THE WORST ONE YET. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHAINSAW ACCIDENT. JUST SKIP AHEAD. C'MON. YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE!
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ALRIGHT. SKIP THIS ONE TOO. IT'S PRETTY BAD.
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ADMITTEDLY THERE ARE FOUR MONKEYS AND FOUR MONKEYS' BUMS IN THIS PICTURE, BUT THEY'RE ALMOST CUTE AFTER THE HORRORS OF THE LAST COUPLE OF PICTURES. HANG IN THERE. NOT LONG UNTIL YOU GET TO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT MUCH HINTED-AT POKEMON GO SURPRISE!
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ON THE ONE HAND THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A TOMATO. ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT'S SOME PRETTY HARSH DETAIL GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT MONKEY'S BOTTOM. YOU PROBABLY OUGHT NOT TO DWELL ON IT. THERE BE POKEMON GO CONTENT AHEAD (MAYBE)!
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HEY, LOOK - IT'S MAJORA'S MASK, SORT OF! WE'RE VERY CLOSE NOW. KEEP THOSE FINGERS CROSSED FOR THAT SWEET POKEMON GO STUFF!
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OH DEAR. OH DEAR OH DEAR. THIS REALLY ISN'T GOOD. STILL... IT'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL HAVE TO ENDURE. GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR REWARD!
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QUICKLY NOW... PRESS REVEAL TO SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT POKEMON GO AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE...
REVEAL:
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
PLEASE... YOU MUST RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS THESE 10 BIG RED BUTTONS
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THE 10 BIGGEST ARSEHOLES IN THE GAMES INDUSTRY
IF YOU RECEIVED £100 EVERY TIME YOU PRESSED A BUTTON WOULD YOU STILL DO IT EVEN IF IT MEANT A GAMES JOURNALIST DIED?
12 Comments
Waynan The Barbarian
14/7/2016 12:30:16 pm

I endured that onslaught of simian posteriors for nothing?!

Still laughed though...

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Elizabeth Pamela Walker
18/10/2020 06:48:19 pm

Looks like prince Charles and co. Face

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Rufio1980
14/7/2016 02:34:59 pm

I couldn't care less about Pokemon, I came here for the sweet, sweet monkey ass.

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Sir Mix-a-Lot
14/7/2016 04:23:02 pm

Baby got back!

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Wadaload
14/7/2016 06:49:29 pm

In my furtive search for a Pokemon in this article I now realise that it is I who is the monkey's bum.

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Parappa der Dappa
14/7/2016 11:03:36 pm

Soooooo wanna giant monkey I'd roll around on it's bum all day C:

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Kelvin Green link
15/7/2016 08:07:00 am

I don't understand. The final, reveal-o-picture is also of a monkey's bum.

Is this some kind of joke?

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J. J. Chimpanus
17/7/2016 08:09:49 pm

I've never played the Pokey-mons but I am prepared to wager that at least one if the looks like a monkey's bum, and the gallery of simian buttocks will have been a cheeky reminder of that to hardcore catch-em-all types.

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marilyn gri
5/4/2019 11:00:31 pm

I really wish I had not stumbled upon these monkey behinds 😳

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Me
20/10/2021 06:02:05 pm

Gross

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sussus
8/1/2022 07:31:23 am

so true wow

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Dhcydhcydhcyd
16/12/2022 10:29:23 am

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