NOBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS DISGUSTING GALLERY OF MONKEY BUMS, BUT WILL YOU LOOK AT IT IF WE SAY THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ABOUT POKEMON GO AT THE END?

Pokemon Go? Pokemon go crazy for Pokemon Go-related content, more like! We can scarcely move for the Pokemon Go articles that are spilling forth from our browser; every games website is benefitting from the so-called "Pokemon Go Effect" - a massive upsurge in hits, every time they post something about Pokemon Go. Consequently, everything they're writing about now has something to do with Pokemon Go!

How long will the bubble last? Let's see if we can burst it right now, with this disgusting gallery of monkey bums, which might have some very exciting Pokemon Go content at the end...

ALRIGHT. WE KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS MONKEY'S BUM. BUT JUST STICK WITH US, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG POKEMON GO-RELATED SURPRISE AT THE END.

YEAH, THESE BUMS ARE GROSS, AND THEY PROBABLY MAKE YOU FEEL SICK, BUT JUST TRY AND TELL YOURSELF THAT IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. IT'LL BE WORTH IT IF THERE'S SOME GREAT POKEMON GO CONTENT AT THE END!

THAT'S A BIG OLD BUM ISN'T IT? A BIG OLD MONKEY'S BUM. WE BET THAT BUM'S SEEN SOME ACTION. BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT. JUST FOCUS ON THE POTENTIAL POKEMON GO-RELATED SURPRISE AT THE END.

OKAY, SO THIS BUM ISN'T THAT BAD. IT LOOKS MORE LIKE THE BELLY OF A FAT MAN, WHO FORGOT TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN. IF ALL THE MONKEY BUMS ARE LIKE THIS YOU'RE GOING TO BREEZE YOUR WAY TO THAT POSSIBLE POKEMON GO CONTENT AT THE END!

OK. CHRIST. THAT'S THE WORST ONE YET. IT LOOKS LIKE A CHAINSAW ACCIDENT. JUST SKIP AHEAD. C'MON. YOU DON'T WANT TO STAY HERE!

ALRIGHT. SKIP THIS ONE TOO. IT'S PRETTY BAD.

ADMITTEDLY THERE ARE FOUR MONKEYS AND FOUR MONKEYS' BUMS IN THIS PICTURE, BUT THEY'RE ALMOST CUTE AFTER THE HORRORS OF THE LAST COUPLE OF PICTURES. HANG IN THERE. NOT LONG UNTIL YOU GET TO FIND OUT ABOUT THAT MUCH HINTED-AT POKEMON GO SURPRISE!

ON THE ONE HAND THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE A TOMATO. ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT'S SOME PRETTY HARSH DETAIL GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT MONKEY'S BOTTOM. YOU PROBABLY OUGHT NOT TO DWELL ON IT. THERE BE POKEMON GO CONTENT AHEAD (MAYBE)!

HEY, LOOK - IT'S MAJORA'S MASK, SORT OF! WE'RE VERY CLOSE NOW. KEEP THOSE FINGERS CROSSED FOR THAT SWEET POKEMON GO STUFF!

OH DEAR. OH DEAR OH DEAR. THIS REALLY ISN'T GOOD. STILL... IT'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL HAVE TO ENDURE. GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR REWARD!

QUICKLY NOW... PRESS REVEAL TO SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT POKEMON GO AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE...

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