Never forget that today marks the 14th anniversary of a few weeks after the September 11th World Trade Centre attacks of 2001 - officially the beginning of 9/11 memorabilia fever. Never forget that in the years since that terrible day, collectors have rushed to purchase every new 9/11 collectible that hit the market.
Never forget that there is no better way to honour the memory of those who died in the attacks on the World Trade Centre, and in the subsequent exciting wars which have probably made our world a lot less safe, than with some random tat. Here are 15 items of such memorabilia. We hope you have never forgetted to bring some tissues with you, because the feels are about to get real.
Never forget that there is no better way to honour the memory of those who died in the attacks on the World Trade Centre, and in the subsequent exciting wars which have probably made our world a lot less safe, than with some random tat. Here are 15 items of such memorabilia. We hope you have never forgetted to bring some tissues with you, because the feels are about to get real.
15. BIG KNIFE
Stab! Cut! Slice! But never forget - even when disemboweling a buck out of respect for the victims of 9/11! U-S-A! U-S-A!
14. ELECTRONIC GAME
Can George "Dubya" Bush shoot down Bin Laden's planes before history repeats? The future of freedom and never forgetting is in your hands!
13. BOXER SHORTS
Walk the streets safe in the knowledge that your own personal tribute to the victims and heroes of 9/11 is nestling right against your saucy bits. Never forget that these boxer shorts are machine washable!
12. LIGHTER
Relieve the televised horror of the 9/11 attacks every time you never forget to puff on a fat cheroot, or ignite the fuse on a stick of dynamite, in honour of those who lost their lives in the Twin Towers!
11. AXE
Cut! Chop! Thwack! Never forget to work out your fury at those responsible for the 9/11 attacks using this really sharp axe.
10. GOLF BALLS
Never forget to hit a birdie with these moving 9/11 golf balls! They'll take your game to a new dimension - a dimension of never forgetting!
9. FREE COFFEE AND MUFFINS
Never forget to go hungry again with the Marriott Hotel's free muffins and coffee! Deliciously poignant!
8. TRAY
Never forget to put out a tray of peanuts for your patriotic party guests, while gently reminding them to never forget what happened on that fateful day... and to stay clear of your snacks if they suffer from a peanut allergy!
7. DOGS TRIBUTE BADGES
Never forget that dogs can be heroes too, with these colourful and persuasive dog badges!
6. HOMEMADE CUDDLY TOYS
Buildings have feelings too, never forget. Snuggle up in bed with these cute Tower Twins, and the inspiring message that they somehow convey!
5. PONCHO
Never forget that sometimes it rains - and when it does you're going to need a poncho that will enable your never forgetting of the terrible things that happened on 9/11!
4. COLOURING BOOK
Kids need to never forget that the world changed after 9/11 - and what better way to ensure they never forget than with this graphic and heartrending colouring book of freedom!
3. WINE
Never forget the "whining" noise of the plane engines as they hit the Twin Towers, with these bottles of 9/11 memorial wine! Just don't drink too much - or you might forget what happened!
2. SNOWGLOBE
Never forget that what happened on 9/11 was "snow" joke - with this profoundly touching snowglobe!
1. SILVER COIN THING
Inspire yourself with this meaningful silver coin thing - made from pure silver scavenged from the wreckage of the Twin Towers by patriotic ghouls. Never forget that the design is not legal tender!
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