Crime: it's the worst thing that a person can do. Yet in this day and age of DNA tests and CCTV, it's virtually impossible for anybody to get away with doing crimes.
And that's just as well, because if there's one thing worse than having a crime happen to you... it's knowing that the person what done the crime did get away with it.
Here are 21 genuine - yet bizarre - images created by police artists, based upon the descriptions of witnesses.
And that's just as well, because if there's one thing worse than having a crime happen to you... it's knowing that the person what done the crime did get away with it.
Here are 21 genuine - yet bizarre - images created by police artists, based upon the descriptions of witnesses.
21. NAME: Ed "Fingers" Kneesentoes
CRIME: Playing a cat like an accordion.
20. NAME: Paltry Armowntz
CRIME: Touching the Queen's sandwich.
19. NAME: Birdemic Ultrasound
CRIME: Brushing a stranger's hair.
18. NAME: The Tot
CRIME: Painting a living room without permission.
17. NAME: Ballpond O'Legogrowl
CRIME: Scaring a child using foil.
16. NAME: Bovary Ovum
CRIME: Doing a loud and unnecessary bark.
15. NAME: Crocodile Dundee Cake
CRIME: Throwing a marionette at a passing car.
14. NAME: B'dum B'dum Sekibodoboo
CRIME: Refusing to acknowledge a path.
13. NAME: Ovum Bovary
CRIME: Freezing a fishbowl.
12. NAME: D'pleted Uraniom
CRIME: Letting one off during an optician's appointment.
11. NAME: Jonathan "Lettuce" Outtahere
CRIME: Pushing an octopus over a waterfall.
10. NAME: "Fallop" Ian Chewbs
CRIME: Wrapping his mother in a tent.
9. NAME: N.E. Oldiron
CRIME: Speaking in a high-pitched voice to order a kebab.
8. NAME: Galactic Expansion
CRIME: Doing a deliberately weird cough after 8pm.
7. NAME: Assman Tribbles
CRIME: Making poo poo in his car.
6. NAME: Sinus O'Reilly
CRIME: Putting the wrappers back in the tin.
5. NAME: Flansy C-Bong.
CRIME: Inventing a bad type of porkwich.
4. NAME: Lorraine Quiche
CRIME: Being too beautiful on a Sunday.
3. NAME: Android "The Throttler" Pelmet
CRIME: Impersonating a popular plumber.
2. NAME: Hermes Herpes
CRIME: Fannying around in a woodland glade.
1. NAME: Urchin Church
CRIME: Making eye contact with a waiter.
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