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MEGA-QUIZ 5 BILLION - Presented by a G... G... GHOST!

23/9/2015

15 Comments

 
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Whoo-waaaaah-whaaat?! Hello, everyone. Please don't be alarmed by my presence here. I might be a g-g-ghost, but that's ok - I'm the ghost of a real friendly guy, not some creep.

What, you just thought that everyone who dies automatically becomes one of those scary, weird, ghosts? Don't be so naive. 

Alive people who liked wandering around other people's homes while wearing sheets and scaring people - YouTube pranksters and perverts, basically - become scary ghosts, while everyone else sort of just gets on with their deaths.

Anyway. When I was alive, I really liked setting quizzes for people, and you know what they say - old habits die hard!!! ROFLIMC (Roll On Floor Laughing In My Coffin). So - here you go: here's a fun popular culture quiz which is about general topics... and nothing else. "Tot-up" your answers, and we'll give you the results at the end. Whoo-ooo-whoaa-whoa!

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Q1. What is the name of Spider-Man's emerald-hued nemesis?
A) Green Goblin.
B) Gravid Gringo.
C) Granogran Goitre.
D) Gamergate.
Q2. Which bridge spans San Francisco Bay?
A) Golden Gate.
B) Good Gate.
C) Great Gate.
D) Gamergate
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Q3. Which US sitcom featured this group of elderly ladies?
A) Golden Girls.
B) Gray Grannies.
C) Grunting Goatgals.
D) Gamergate
Q4. Which fashion designer was born in Florence in 1881?
A) Guccio Gucci.
B) Globule Gorpic.
C) Guppington Grampus.
D) Gamergate.
Q5. Which four-armed alien cyborg was a villain in Revenge of the Sith?
A) General Grievous.
B) Gennifer Gryzard.
C) Ginko Glyph.
D) Gamergate
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Q6. Which composer wrote Rhapsody in Blue?
A) George Gershwin.
B) Grantham Growl.
C) Goshdarn Gasper.
D) Gamergate.
Q7. Can you name the brand of sweetcorn whose mascot is a large, green man?
A) Green Giant.
B) Goody Grub.
C) Garbage Grains.
D) Gamergate.
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Q8. Can you complete the Bohemian Rhapsody lyric: "Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me..."
A) "Galileo Galileo."
B) "Germany Germany."
C) "Goitre Goitre."
D) "Gamergate."
Q9. Which Swedish actress starred in the 1932 movie Grand Hotel?
A) Greta Garbo.
B) Gluteous Grape.
C) Girlish Guppy.
D) Gamergate.
Q10. Which is your favourite cinnamon-flavoured breakfast cereal?
A) Golden Grahams.
B) Grocery Goodies.
C) Gritty Granules.
D) Gamergate.
CHECK YOUR RESULTS:

MOSTLY As: Congratulations! You know all sorts of stuff about popular culture, and the world around you. It's good and healthy to have a broad range of interests. Isn't it?

MOSTLY Bs: Unfortunately, you didn't do very well - but we really appreciate that you gave it your best go. We hope you had fun!

MOSTLY Cs: Good Going, but it didn't Go Great for you.

MOSTLY Ds: Uh-oh! For some reason you answered "Gamergate" to every question... You appear to be utterly obsessed with it. We don't know whether you support it, or oppose it, or even what it is really, but let us assure you the this quiz didn't have anything to do with this Gamergate thing. It really didn't. We swear. 

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
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15 Comments
Simon
23/9/2015 09:55:36 am

D D D D D D D

Still surprised my post at the start of that article sparked off so many comments - admittedly it descended into farce pretty quickly but if you ever want a lot of hits and comments then put up another one about it.

Isn't surprising that newspapers put up click bait stuff as traffic must increase ten-fold

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Simon's old greatest accomplishment
24/9/2015 05:34:36 pm

Don't leave me Simon, i can c-c-c-change...... be better.... i promise you

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Da5e
23/9/2015 09:57:30 am

"Still surprised my post at the start of that article sparked off so many comments"

Self-awareness not one of your strong points, chick?

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Simon
23/9/2015 10:00:42 am

Here we go again!

Seriously take a read of the constant junk posts on that other thread. It is like a load of school kids trying to outdo each other with the "funnies"

I genuinely hope most are posted by kids as otherwise I just shake my head at the type of people posting

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Simon's self awareness
23/9/2015 10:14:39 am

I'm going back to sleep.

Da5e
23/9/2015 10:55:14 am

Yeah, there was a post that said something about the 'left-wing' and 'PC crap' and contained the phrase "being a mangina doesn't get you laid."

Imagine what kind of child would rub that sort of nonsense into the internet and actually mean what they were saying! They'd have to be a particularly tiny child with absolutely no idea how the world works outside their postcode.

Simon's second day of being annoying
23/9/2015 10:02:40 am

He's baaaaa-aaaack !

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Simple Simon
23/9/2015 10:10:16 am

Red Green Green Blue Twat

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Keith
23/9/2015 10:25:52 am

Gamer Gate jokes

Question: Why did EastEnders hire a GamerGate person to ask Adam Woodyatt to tidy himself up a bit and play his character with a bit of irony?

Answer: They wanted a neater sarky Ian (Anita Sarkeesian)

Question: What did Kanye West say to Captain America after he learned how to stretch and then tie shoelaces with Vibranium?

Answer: Imma knot your shield.

Question: What is the worst thing you can do?

Answer: post comments about Gamergate



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Simon
23/9/2015 10:38:00 am

Yeah you are right!

Yesterday was a nice distraction from an otherwise boring afternoon at work and this morning was amusing at first but the whole thing has run its course now, or at least has from my perspective

Will just pop back now and again as I normally do to see any new stuff going up. Still chuckle over that Mario thing from the other day

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Simon's self awareness
23/9/2015 10:44:25 am

"Yesterday was a nice distraction from an otherwise boring afternoon at work and this morning was amusing at first but the whole thing has run its course now, or at least has from my perspective"

I'M AWAKE!!!!!

Women
23/9/2015 10:38:15 am

I agree.

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Alex Rogan
23/9/2015 11:31:50 am

Oh Biffo. Didn't no one tell you saying gamergate is like blowing a dog whistle for angry morons? I did put the newsletter through your slot, personally. Have you checked your slot lately?

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Mr Biffo
23/9/2015 11:59:38 am

Of course! It was a quiet day on here yesterday, until... until... y'know.

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Stay
23/9/2015 06:20:49 pm

Candyman, Candyman, Candyma.....

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