Whoo-waaaaah-whaaat?! Hello, everyone. Please don't be alarmed by my presence here. I might be a g-g-ghost, but that's ok - I'm the ghost of a real friendly guy, not some creep.
What, you just thought that everyone who dies automatically becomes one of those scary, weird, ghosts? Don't be so naive.
Alive people who liked wandering around other people's homes while wearing sheets and scaring people - YouTube pranksters and perverts, basically - become scary ghosts, while everyone else sort of just gets on with their deaths.
Anyway. When I was alive, I really liked setting quizzes for people, and you know what they say - old habits die hard!!! ROFLIMC (Roll On Floor Laughing In My Coffin). So - here you go: here's a fun popular culture quiz which is about general topics... and nothing else. "Tot-up" your answers, and we'll give you the results at the end. Whoo-ooo-whoaa-whoa!
What, you just thought that everyone who dies automatically becomes one of those scary, weird, ghosts? Don't be so naive.
Alive people who liked wandering around other people's homes while wearing sheets and scaring people - YouTube pranksters and perverts, basically - become scary ghosts, while everyone else sort of just gets on with their deaths.
Anyway. When I was alive, I really liked setting quizzes for people, and you know what they say - old habits die hard!!! ROFLIMC (Roll On Floor Laughing In My Coffin). So - here you go: here's a fun popular culture quiz which is about general topics... and nothing else. "Tot-up" your answers, and we'll give you the results at the end. Whoo-ooo-whoaa-whoa!
Q1. What is the name of Spider-Man's emerald-hued nemesis?
A) Green Goblin.
B) Gravid Gringo.
C) Granogran Goitre.
D) Gamergate.
A) Green Goblin.
B) Gravid Gringo.
C) Granogran Goitre.
D) Gamergate.
Q2. Which bridge spans San Francisco Bay?
A) Golden Gate.
B) Good Gate.
C) Great Gate.
D) Gamergate
A) Golden Gate.
B) Good Gate.
C) Great Gate.
D) Gamergate
Q3. Which US sitcom featured this group of elderly ladies?
A) Golden Girls.
B) Gray Grannies.
C) Grunting Goatgals.
D) Gamergate
A) Golden Girls.
B) Gray Grannies.
C) Grunting Goatgals.
D) Gamergate
Q4. Which fashion designer was born in Florence in 1881?
A) Guccio Gucci.
B) Globule Gorpic.
C) Guppington Grampus.
D) Gamergate.
A) Guccio Gucci.
B) Globule Gorpic.
C) Guppington Grampus.
D) Gamergate.
Q5. Which four-armed alien cyborg was a villain in Revenge of the Sith?
A) General Grievous.
B) Gennifer Gryzard.
C) Ginko Glyph.
D) Gamergate
A) General Grievous.
B) Gennifer Gryzard.
C) Ginko Glyph.
D) Gamergate
Q6. Which composer wrote Rhapsody in Blue?
A) George Gershwin.
B) Grantham Growl.
C) Goshdarn Gasper.
D) Gamergate.
A) George Gershwin.
B) Grantham Growl.
C) Goshdarn Gasper.
D) Gamergate.
Q7. Can you name the brand of sweetcorn whose mascot is a large, green man?
A) Green Giant.
B) Goody Grub.
C) Garbage Grains.
D) Gamergate.
A) Green Giant.
B) Goody Grub.
C) Garbage Grains.
D) Gamergate.
Q8. Can you complete the Bohemian Rhapsody lyric: "Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me..."
A) "Galileo Galileo."
B) "Germany Germany."
C) "Goitre Goitre."
D) "Gamergate."
A) "Galileo Galileo."
B) "Germany Germany."
C) "Goitre Goitre."
D) "Gamergate."
Q9. Which Swedish actress starred in the 1932 movie Grand Hotel?
A) Greta Garbo.
B) Gluteous Grape.
C) Girlish Guppy.
D) Gamergate.
A) Greta Garbo.
B) Gluteous Grape.
C) Girlish Guppy.
D) Gamergate.
Q10. Which is your favourite cinnamon-flavoured breakfast cereal?
A) Golden Grahams.
B) Grocery Goodies.
C) Gritty Granules.
D) Gamergate.
A) Golden Grahams.
B) Grocery Goodies.
C) Gritty Granules.
D) Gamergate.
CHECK YOUR RESULTS:
MOSTLY As: Congratulations! You know all sorts of stuff about popular culture, and the world around you. It's good and healthy to have a broad range of interests. Isn't it?
MOSTLY Bs: Unfortunately, you didn't do very well - but we really appreciate that you gave it your best go. We hope you had fun!
MOSTLY Cs: Good Going, but it didn't Go Great for you.
MOSTLY Ds: Uh-oh! For some reason you answered "Gamergate" to every question... You appear to be utterly obsessed with it. We don't know whether you support it, or oppose it, or even what it is really, but let us assure you the this quiz didn't have anything to do with this Gamergate thing. It really didn't. We swear.
MOSTLY As: Congratulations! You know all sorts of stuff about popular culture, and the world around you. It's good and healthy to have a broad range of interests. Isn't it?
MOSTLY Bs: Unfortunately, you didn't do very well - but we really appreciate that you gave it your best go. We hope you had fun!
MOSTLY Cs: Good Going, but it didn't Go Great for you.
MOSTLY Ds: Uh-oh! For some reason you answered "Gamergate" to every question... You appear to be utterly obsessed with it. We don't know whether you support it, or oppose it, or even what it is really, but let us assure you the this quiz didn't have anything to do with this Gamergate thing. It really didn't. We swear.
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