
What, you just thought that everyone who dies automatically becomes one of those scary, weird, ghosts? Don't be so naive.
Alive people who liked wandering around other people's homes while wearing sheets and scaring people - YouTube pranksters and perverts, basically - become scary ghosts, while everyone else sort of just gets on with their deaths.
Anyway. When I was alive, I really liked setting quizzes for people, and you know what they say - old habits die hard!!! ROFLIMC (Roll On Floor Laughing In My Coffin). So - here you go: here's a fun popular culture quiz which is about general topics... and nothing else. "Tot-up" your answers, and we'll give you the results at the end. Whoo-ooo-whoaa-whoa!
A) Green Goblin.
B) Gravid Gringo.
C) Granogran Goitre.
D) Gamergate.
A) Golden Gate.
B) Good Gate.
C) Great Gate.
D) Gamergate
A) Golden Girls.
B) Gray Grannies.
C) Grunting Goatgals.
D) Gamergate
A) Guccio Gucci.
B) Globule Gorpic.
C) Guppington Grampus.
D) Gamergate.
A) General Grievous.
B) Gennifer Gryzard.
C) Ginko Glyph.
D) Gamergate
A) George Gershwin.
B) Grantham Growl.
C) Goshdarn Gasper.
D) Gamergate.
A) Green Giant.
B) Goody Grub.
C) Garbage Grains.
D) Gamergate.
A) "Galileo Galileo."
B) "Germany Germany."
C) "Goitre Goitre."
D) "Gamergate."
A) Greta Garbo.
B) Gluteous Grape.
C) Girlish Guppy.
D) Gamergate.
A) Golden Grahams.
B) Grocery Goodies.
C) Gritty Granules.
D) Gamergate.
MOSTLY As: Congratulations! You know all sorts of stuff about popular culture, and the world around you. It's good and healthy to have a broad range of interests. Isn't it?
MOSTLY Bs: Unfortunately, you didn't do very well - but we really appreciate that you gave it your best go. We hope you had fun!
MOSTLY Cs: Good Going, but it didn't Go Great for you.
MOSTLY Ds: Uh-oh! For some reason you answered "Gamergate" to every question... You appear to be utterly obsessed with it. We don't know whether you support it, or oppose it, or even what it is really, but let us assure you the this quiz didn't have anything to do with this Gamergate thing. It really didn't. We swear.