
But still... forget Mario Kart - we've never enjoyed any racing game as much as we did speeding around those tiny, Mode-7, battle arenas, trying to burst one another's balloons.
Pffffffffft-wheeeeee!
Anyway. Whatever. We don't care if you think we're idiots. But you might care that Nintendo has unveiled its latest Mario Kart 8 DLC. But what... what... what can it be?
Additionally, there'll be three new characters (Villager, Isabelle, and, ah, "Dry Bowser"), four new vehicles - two karts and two bikes - and the brand new 200CC mode.
Oh, look - here's a video showing the new stuff in action. Ha ha: it's all in Japanese and you can't even tell what they're saying, stupid.