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MAN DIARY - WEDNESDAY 23rd MARCH 2016

23/3/2016

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WEDNESDAY 23rd MARCH
I've not been around recently, because I'd travelled back in time to 1963, to discover the truth about the Moon Landings. Did Man really land on the moon, or was it all a big hoax?

Of course, the great thing about time machines is that you can return at the same time you departed. Unfortunately, on the way home my time machine ran out of time petrol, and I got stuck in 1974.

I had to wait ages for the Time RAC to come out and pick me up. It was all a bit complicated, because I'd forgotten to join before my trip, so I spent ages on the phone with the lady, trying to negotiate my way out of additional charge for a non-member call-out.

Then my debit card was declined, and I had to get my brother to call them and join on my behalf, and then he spent about ten minutes telling me about the new golf clubs he got for his birthday, and... well... you probably don't want to hear about that. Anyway. That's why I've not been around.

So what did I discover about the Moon Landings? Just this: Buzz Aldrin is actually a fat wasp.

FROM THE ARCHIVE:
WE ASKED THESE 10 VIDEO GAME VOICE ACTORS IF THEY'D  LIKE TO ACCOMPANY US TO A FIELD, WHERE WE COULD SPEND HOURS STRAINING TOGETHER UNTIL ONE OF US PRODUCED AN EGG - AND NOT A SINGLE ONE DID
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE: HALF-LIFE 3 OR YOUR OWN ROBOTIC SERVANT?

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nom_de_voyagé
23/3/2016 06:46:47 pm

could you imagine being trapped in a rocket to the moon and one of your fellow astro/cosmo naughts lets a particularly smelly fart go? how about the american traditional astronaught breakfast before they go, steak and eggs? i bet they got some real hum dingers up there

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Mooooooooooo!
24/3/2016 12:03:00 am

Its a hoax, the moon is made of cheese if the Americans had gotten there they would have eaten it all rendering themselves too fat to return thus IF the moon landing was real when we gaze up to the night sky today instead of a luminous celestial body we would see the bloated fatso mummified corpse of buzz alderaan gently revolving.

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