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IT'S GAMERGATE AMNESTY DAY! LET US CELEBRATE TOGETHER WITH THESE 16 TOTALLY BODACIOUS PARTY DOGS!

13/4/2016

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With the publishing of his latest think piece, today marks the day when Digitiser2000's Mr Biffo officially negotiated a ceasefire in the Gamergate Wars!

Let us declare today Gamergate Amnesty Day - the day when Gamergaters and anti-Gamergaters alike come together to celebrate all they have in common; lungs, a torso, probably a face, having a social media account, the fact that we all live together on this bounteous orb, and that none of them like inhaling a wasp.

To this end, Digitiser2000 has gathered together 15 of the world's greatest party dogs to kick off the celebrations - and they couldn't be happier to get this first post-Gamergate party started! Leave your worries behind and turn up those choons - it's party (dog) time!!!

16. YO YO YO! PARTY DOGGLES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! THIS IS BROCKLE BROWN - HE'S THE PUGNACIOUS PUG WHO CAN'T STOP DANCIN'!!!! OR MAKING DIARRHOEA!!!! LOOK:
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15. CHECK OUT MAXIMON OVERDRIVE - THE PARTY DON'T GET STARTED 'TILL HE SHOWS UP!!! HERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW: MAXIMON OVERDRIVE REALLY LOVES DIARRHOEA!!!! SO MUCH SO THAT HE'S MAKING SOME NOW!
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14. DON'T FORGET TO ASK MS ROLLIVAN DOJO TO SHOW YOU HER COOL PARTY TRICK - SHE CAN DISCO-LOCATE HER HEAD!!! GEDDIT???! HERE SHE IS MAKING DIARRHOEA.
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13. WOW! IT'S 'TREME - HE'S PLEDGED TO KEEP THE PARTY GOIN' UNTIL HE SUFFERS A FIT!!! DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM - HE'LL START FITTING JUST AS SOON AS HE'S FINISHED MAKING DIARRHOEA!!!!
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12. LUBBOCK CAN'T STOP PARTYIN' - IT'S HIS SICKNESS! ALSO: LYME DISEASE AND DIARRHOEA, THE LATTER OF WHICH HE IS MAKING IN THE PICTURE BELOW!!!!!
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11. WIGGIDA-WIGGIDA-WHACK! CHUFFY MAY BE SHORT ON STATURE, BUT HE'S BIG ON BEING THE PARTY DUDE WITH A PARTY 'TUDE!!! AND DIARRHOEA, WHICH YOU CAN SEE HIM PREPARING TO MAKE HERE:
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10. MEET THE GOON - HE'S THE LIFE AND SOUL OF ANY SOIREE! HE PARTIES SO HARD HE RISKS BECOMING A FOSSIL!!! LET'S CHECK HIM OUT WHILE HE MAKES SOME PRE-PARTY DIARRHOEA:
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9. WELL HEY THERE, BRADY BEIGE! ARE YOU GONNA PARTY ON DOWN AND LET IT ALL OUT? AND BY THAT WE DON'T MEAN MAKING DIARRHOEA...! OR DO WE?!?! HEY - WE'RE OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE, AND IT'S PARTY NIGHT! KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BRADY BEIGE!
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8. SPECIES-3 IS AN ENIGMA TO HIS FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE! THE ONLY TIME HE EVEN MOVES IS WHEN - YOU'VE GUESSED IT - HE'S LETTING HIS PARTY NIZZLE GET GIZZLED UP IN THE HIZZ-HOLE!!! AND HERE HE IS MAKING HIS DIARRHIZZLE FIZZLE FROM HIS BRIZZLE!
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7. GET A LOAD OUT OF PUCKLES THE TROLL - HE'S GOT PURE PARTY RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS, AND HAS MADE DIARRHOEA RUN OUT OF HIS LITTLE BUMMY!!!!
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6. STOPPIT'S GONNA ROCK OUT WITH HIS TOQUE OUT (A TOQUE WAS A TYPE OF BRIMLESS HAT, POPULAR BETWEEN THE 13th AND 16th CENTURIES - PARTICULARLY IN FRANCE)!! GET A LOAD OF THE FACE HE PULLS WHEN HE'S MAKING DIARRHOEA:
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5. TOBERMORAY HATES ALL TYPES OF PARTIES, PARTYIN' AND DANCIN'... NOT!!!! ALSO, HERE HE IS NOT MAKING SOME DIARRHOEA... AGAIN, NOT!!!!
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4. SYLBERLINE CAN'T EXPLAIN THE WAY SHE FEELS, BUT SHE HAS GOT THE SWAG SAUCE - SHE DRIPPING WITH SWAGU! AND DIARRHOEA, WHICH SHE HAS ONLY JUST MADE!!!!
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3. BRENNETT CAN'T WAIT TO DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S LOOKING - AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS A SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER AND NEEDS TO MAKE SOME DIARRHOEA!!! WHICH HE'S VERY EMBARRASSED BY!!!!! OOPS - TOO LATE!
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2. YO, SANCTUM-C - WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO BEST: PARTY OR MAKE DIARRHOEA? HECK... WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHEN YOU CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!?! PAR-TAY/STRAIN ON, DUDE!!!!
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1. DJ AMDRAM DOESN'T LIKE PARTIES - BUT HE DOES HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR DIARRHOEA (IT'S DOWN THE SIDE OF THE BED IN THE SPARE ROOM)!!!! CHECK HIM OUT: HE'S MAKING IT NOW!!!!
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18 Comments
Mentuss link
13/4/2016 04:29:04 pm

No Yorkie Terriers? I don't know how to feel about this.

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Mr Biffo
13/4/2016 04:31:20 pm

Stop stealing my catchphrase.

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Mentuss link
13/4/2016 04:36:08 pm

It wouldn't be the first one. You made me what I am, Batman.

Harry Steele
13/4/2016 05:02:22 pm

But I count 17 Party Dogs on this webpage. Yet more media LIES

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Mr Biffo
13/4/2016 05:04:34 pm

Number 17 isn't a party dog. He's been forced to dress as a party dog.

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Harry Steele
13/4/2016 05:07:08 pm

Well now I feel real bad for my knee-jerk reaction.

Curse my jerky knees!

Darcy
13/4/2016 05:18:16 pm

I am disappointed with the lack of party cats. You clearly hate all cats.

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Jensen V
13/4/2016 05:46:01 pm

That's better. I can't be bothered to form an opinion on that other stuff, because that would involve research and caring.

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Damon link
13/4/2016 06:12:58 pm

Um, actually, this is about ethics in party-dog listicle publishing.

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Dan de la peche
13/4/2016 07:06:58 pm

I for one am appalled that you would push this pro-dog agenda. Cats are under-represented on Dogitiser 2000 and this has got to change.

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Damon link
13/4/2016 08:05:10 pm

Down with the corgiarchy!

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Paulvw
13/4/2016 08:15:19 pm

Oh no the Baggy Pussys are here!!

A Concerned Citizen
13/4/2016 10:51:43 pm

Mr Biffo is once again guilty of misdoggyny.

AcidBeard
14/4/2016 03:56:28 am

Woofters the lot of you!

Paul Jon Thrillin'
13/4/2016 08:19:42 pm

Sanctum-C is my favourite. Gud Dog.

But can I just tell you 1000 words about the free market economy

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Bruce Flagpole
13/4/2016 11:03:52 pm

There are clearly more SJW dogs here than GG dogs...Obviously you've flipped sides and are trying to push some new agenda.

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AcidBeard
14/4/2016 03:54:42 am

Were these dogs all at Justin Biebers birthday? They seem sad.

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DaveP
14/4/2016 09:49:59 am

digi solves first world problems
*drops the mic*
(•_•)
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(⌐■_■),


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