With the publishing of his latest think piece, today marks the day when Digitiser2000's Mr Biffo officially negotiated a ceasefire in the Gamergate Wars!
Let us declare today Gamergate Amnesty Day - the day when Gamergaters and anti-Gamergaters alike come together to celebrate all they have in common; lungs, a torso, probably a face, having a social media account, the fact that we all live together on this bounteous orb, and that none of them like inhaling a wasp.
To this end, Digitiser2000 has gathered together 15 of the world's greatest party dogs to kick off the celebrations - and they couldn't be happier to get this first post-Gamergate party started! Leave your worries behind and turn up those choons - it's party (dog) time!!!
Let us declare today Gamergate Amnesty Day - the day when Gamergaters and anti-Gamergaters alike come together to celebrate all they have in common; lungs, a torso, probably a face, having a social media account, the fact that we all live together on this bounteous orb, and that none of them like inhaling a wasp.
To this end, Digitiser2000 has gathered together 15 of the world's greatest party dogs to kick off the celebrations - and they couldn't be happier to get this first post-Gamergate party started! Leave your worries behind and turn up those choons - it's party (dog) time!!!
16. YO YO YO! PARTY DOGGLES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! THIS IS BROCKLE BROWN - HE'S THE PUGNACIOUS PUG WHO CAN'T STOP DANCIN'!!!! OR MAKING DIARRHOEA!!!! LOOK:
15. CHECK OUT MAXIMON OVERDRIVE - THE PARTY DON'T GET STARTED 'TILL HE SHOWS UP!!! HERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW: MAXIMON OVERDRIVE REALLY LOVES DIARRHOEA!!!! SO MUCH SO THAT HE'S MAKING SOME NOW!
14. DON'T FORGET TO ASK MS ROLLIVAN DOJO TO SHOW YOU HER COOL PARTY TRICK - SHE CAN DISCO-LOCATE HER HEAD!!! GEDDIT???! HERE SHE IS MAKING DIARRHOEA.
13. WOW! IT'S 'TREME - HE'S PLEDGED TO KEEP THE PARTY GOIN' UNTIL HE SUFFERS A FIT!!! DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM - HE'LL START FITTING JUST AS SOON AS HE'S FINISHED MAKING DIARRHOEA!!!!
12. LUBBOCK CAN'T STOP PARTYIN' - IT'S HIS SICKNESS! ALSO: LYME DISEASE AND DIARRHOEA, THE LATTER OF WHICH HE IS MAKING IN THE PICTURE BELOW!!!!!
11. WIGGIDA-WIGGIDA-WHACK! CHUFFY MAY BE SHORT ON STATURE, BUT HE'S BIG ON BEING THE PARTY DUDE WITH A PARTY 'TUDE!!! AND DIARRHOEA, WHICH YOU CAN SEE HIM PREPARING TO MAKE HERE:
10. MEET THE GOON - HE'S THE LIFE AND SOUL OF ANY SOIREE! HE PARTIES SO HARD HE RISKS BECOMING A FOSSIL!!! LET'S CHECK HIM OUT WHILE HE MAKES SOME PRE-PARTY DIARRHOEA:
9. WELL HEY THERE, BRADY BEIGE! ARE YOU GONNA PARTY ON DOWN AND LET IT ALL OUT? AND BY THAT WE DON'T MEAN MAKING DIARRHOEA...! OR DO WE?!?! HEY - WE'RE OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE, AND IT'S PARTY NIGHT! KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BRADY BEIGE!
8. SPECIES-3 IS AN ENIGMA TO HIS FRIENDS AND ENEMIES ALIKE! THE ONLY TIME HE EVEN MOVES IS WHEN - YOU'VE GUESSED IT - HE'S LETTING HIS PARTY NIZZLE GET GIZZLED UP IN THE HIZZ-HOLE!!! AND HERE HE IS MAKING HIS DIARRHIZZLE FIZZLE FROM HIS BRIZZLE!
7. GET A LOAD OUT OF PUCKLES THE TROLL - HE'S GOT PURE PARTY RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS, AND HAS MADE DIARRHOEA RUN OUT OF HIS LITTLE BUMMY!!!!
6. STOPPIT'S GONNA ROCK OUT WITH HIS TOQUE OUT (A TOQUE WAS A TYPE OF BRIMLESS HAT, POPULAR BETWEEN THE 13th AND 16th CENTURIES - PARTICULARLY IN FRANCE)!! GET A LOAD OF THE FACE HE PULLS WHEN HE'S MAKING DIARRHOEA:
5. TOBERMORAY HATES ALL TYPES OF PARTIES, PARTYIN' AND DANCIN'... NOT!!!! ALSO, HERE HE IS NOT MAKING SOME DIARRHOEA... AGAIN, NOT!!!!
4. SYLBERLINE CAN'T EXPLAIN THE WAY SHE FEELS, BUT SHE HAS GOT THE SWAG SAUCE - SHE DRIPPING WITH SWAGU! AND DIARRHOEA, WHICH SHE HAS ONLY JUST MADE!!!!
3. BRENNETT CAN'T WAIT TO DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S LOOKING - AND THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS A SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER AND NEEDS TO MAKE SOME DIARRHOEA!!! WHICH HE'S VERY EMBARRASSED BY!!!!! OOPS - TOO LATE!
2. YO, SANCTUM-C - WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO BEST: PARTY OR MAKE DIARRHOEA? HECK... WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHEN YOU CAN DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!?! PAR-TAY/STRAIN ON, DUDE!!!!
1. DJ AMDRAM DOESN'T LIKE PARTIES - BUT HE DOES HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR DIARRHOEA (IT'S DOWN THE SIDE OF THE BED IN THE SPARE ROOM)!!!! CHECK HIM OUT: HE'S MAKING IT NOW!!!!
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