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INTRODUCING THE WORLD'S ONLY TOILET-THEMED RESTAURANT CHAIN

22/3/2016

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If you're anything like us, you've probably dreamed of eating brown food out of a toilet bowl, surrounded by other like-minded diners. 

Fortunately, if you're heading to Asia for the Easter holidays, you will at last be able to make your coprophagic fantasy come true, for Asia is the only continent - or should that be in-contient!!!?!!!?? - to have its own toilet-themed restaurant chain.

Read on for full details.

Modern Toilet is a chain of Asian toilet-themed restaurants, based out of Taiwan. There are more than 10 Modern Toilets in Taiwan alone, with further branches in Hong Kong and Japan... or should that be "Big PONG" and "Poo-pan"?!?!!!!! Good one.
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The first Modern Toilet was opened by ice cream parlour owner Wang Tzi-Wei (real name), who had enjoyed success previously by selling faeces-like dollops of brown ice cream in toilet-shaped bowls. These days, the company describes itself thusly: "We are a group of 'muckrakers' following our dreams."
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Modern Toilet's decor is, as you'd expect, lavatory-themed. Seats are decommissioned toilets, while the tables are old sinks covered with glass tops. The company slogan is "Shit or food?", which is commendably concise and to the point.
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Apparently, inspiration for the restaurant came from the 1980s/90s manga and anime series Dr Slump, specifically a robot character, who would "play with poop and swirl it on a stick."
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Most of the food at Modern Toilet is, appropriately, brown. Curries and shabu-shabu - meat in boiled water - feature heavily on the menu.
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All food is served in toilet bowl-shaped dishes, and most of it looks like diarrhoea. If you are able to restrain your gag reflex long enough to swallow any, you'll be qualified to review the cuisine on TripAdvisor - where others have described its taste as "mediocre".
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The chain invites customers to visit their stores by asking the age-old question: "To eat or to pee? Go to toilet!! Deliver UR shit!"
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Only slightly more appetising are the desserts - served in replica "squat toilets", usually found throughout Asia and the Middle East.
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Well, apart from this one, which resembles a severely prolapsed rectum.
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Drinks, as you would expect, also arrive in urinals. Not so much iced tea, as ICED WEE!!!!!!?!!!! Sweet. Nice. Very good.
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A range of Modern Toilet merchandise includes figures of the company mascots - a constipated pig and frog. Their names? Unknown...
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"Enjoy your meal in toilet!"
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4 Comments
Harry Steele
22/3/2016 12:57:26 pm

Great now I'm hungry. Or do I need the toilet? I guess I'll find out!

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Cc
22/3/2016 03:16:40 pm

Really needs to have the food ejected out of a huge plastic bum onto the plate/bowl for the full toilet teatime experience.

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PanamaJoe
22/3/2016 04:47:06 pm

Each table should be closed off for privacy. I can't eat in front of other people.
Other patrons could then form a line at your table and knock on the side every 20 seconds shouting "Hurry up!"

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Dan link
22/3/2016 08:55:43 pm

I always wanted someone to make a toilet theme park. I used to play Theme Park by adding 100% toilets and wishing it were real.

I wouldn't eat out of a toilet bowl, though. :P

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