INDIE GAMES ROUND-UP! A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION - WITH INSINCERE DAVE!!

10/10/2019

"Forget the big, sweaty, beasts of triple-A gaming, with their identikit cover artwork and their unoriginal, mass-market, ideas. Popular things suck, right?!?!!!!!!! LOL!!!?!!!!

"Instead, it's time for us to pay tribute to the originality and artistry demonstrated by the indie developer community, where less pressure means more opportunity to experiment and be creative!!!!!!!!?!!?

"That's right, everyone: fill your bindle with all the sandwiches and insulin you're gonna need, because we're taking a journey deep into the world of indie gaming, where every game is a guaranteed winner!!!?! Let's ch-ch-ch-check out the latest indie game releases! Coooool!!!!?!!!! ROFL!!!!!!?!????"

18 Comments

Craig Grannell

10/10/2019 10:36:36 am

Expecting the last one from Digi any day now!

Dan H

10/10/2019 11:41:37 am

Genuinely one of the best things you've ever done this. Every archetype is spot on and sums up perfectly everything that annoys me about indie games. Not all indie games, obviously, but the 99.99999% that fall into one of these categories.

Mr.S

10/10/2019 12:21:01 pm

I remember when I used to go to Steam and look for deals on games that used to be in shops/full price/last gen, and be able to find them without having to pick through a lot of the above computing project rejects.

Dansk404

10/10/2019 03:00:01 pm

This is disturbingly accurate satire.

Tyronne Mann / B3tan_Tyronne

10/10/2019 05:32:02 pm

What - no mention of the lovely lovely cards that you can get - I have loads and have no bloody idea what to do with them but games keep giving me cards for starting a game or closing them down - I know there is a big market for this crap but it goes way above my head.

I am really getting bored with modern gaming - Christ I feel old but so little is coming through that is new - its just regurgitated stuff from years ago over and over again but with flashier graphics.

I am even getting bored of playing retro gaming and I am seriously considering getting rid of loads of my collection as the interest simply is not there anymore.

No wonder I am getting back into Art again as that is something I can create and actually enjoy - I might be crap at it but at least its a better way to spend my time.

What a moaney b`tard I sound :)

Tony Noverham

10/10/2019 06:08:20 pm

Download the enhanced steam chrome extension and you can easily sell them all. I made about a tenner . No idea why people by them though

Treacle

10/10/2019 06:11:05 pm

Weird Japanese Cat-Dating Sim is quite brilliant, once again I doff my hat to you.

Robobob

10/10/2019 06:53:02 pm

I'm still waiting for the traffic lights green right filter expansion pack!!1!?!!!!?

kyle

10/10/2019 07:53:27 pm

All of these feel right but the only example i can think of of any of them is hatoful boyfriend. My brain is a foggy mush, maybe you made it all up

Adam

10/10/2019 08:02:04 pm

Ever since that Biffo bloke stomped off in a huff the other day coz he was sick of games, this site has been great! It's games games games!!!!!!! Wonder who's writing it now???????????????? He's great!!!!

Starbuck

10/10/2019 08:19:46 pm

Ceefax's David Gibbon?

10/10/2019 09:08:21 pm

Where’s Dave’s shirt? #nudity

James Burton

10/10/2019 10:01:18 pm

This... this is Exceedingly Good Content. Genuinely cheered me up after a stressful few days.

P.S. Mummy, what‘s hentai?

midge

11/10/2019 06:50:01 am

Amazing

John Whyte

11/10/2019 07:49:09 am

Brilliant; especially Depressing Isometric Game. Don't be surprised if those outlets write an article about how that image shows why we need games where characters become depressed.

King of Sass

11/10/2019 05:12:06 pm

I love this.

Random Reviewer

1/11/2019 06:01:10 pm

That depressing isometric platformer rings true..

Random Reviewer

1/11/2019 06:02:28 pm

Also, this was ace and made me smile. Cheers!

INDIE GAMES ROUND-UP! A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION - WITH INSINCERE DAVE!!

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