
Let us finally draw a line beneath the wondering, and solve the mystery once and for all: just what would video game characters look like if they were spoons?
![]() Like us, you've probably often found yourself wondering what your favourite video game characters would look like if they were spoons. It's a question that has troubled gamers for as long as there have been video games. But it is a question that has remained unanswered... until now. Let us finally draw a line beneath the wondering, and solve the mystery once and for all: just what would video game characters look like if they were spoons? 10. DANTE (Devil May Cry) Dante is the main protagonist of the Devil May Cry series, and can often be found slaying demons, and wielding a big sword. But what would he look like if he were a spoon? This... this is what he would look like if he were a spoon. 9. PIKACHU (Pokemon) We've wasted countless hours scratching our head, wondering what Pikachu, the famous Pokemon, would look like if he were a spoon. Well... now we know. He'd look like this if he were a spoon. 8. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Sonic the Hedgehog is known for his sassy attitude, but would he still possess that attitude if he were a spoon? See for yourself - for this is what he would look like if he were a spoon. 7. LUIGI Far too many sleepless nights have been spent pondering what Mario's brother, Luigi, might look like if he were spoon-shaped, rather than Italian plumber-shaped. At last we can sleep soundly in our beds - for this is what he would look like if he were a spoon. 6. MASTER CHIEF (Halo) Fighting intergalactic wars is no job for a spoon... but what if it were? We believe Master Chief would look something like this if he were a spoon. 5. ANGRY BIRDS The Angry Birds come in all shapes and sizes, making it very difficult to imagine what they would look like if they were spoons. Finally, our imagination no longer needs to struggle - for we now know what they would look like if they were spoons. 4. TREVOR PHILIPS (GTA V) Trevor Philips has many disgusting habits, and to the best of our knowledge, spoons - being inanimate objects - don't have any habits at all. Nonetheless, it's time to prepare yourself for the full spectacle of what Trevor Philips would look like if he were a spoon. 3. KRATOS (God of War) We don't know if they had spoons in ancient Greece, but if they did - and Kratos, Son of Zeus, were one - this is how he'd look. 2. KIRBY Here's Kirby, the pink, inhaling, Nintendo character. Also: here's how he'd look if he were a spoon. 1. GERALT (The Witcher) Geralt of Rivia is the lead character in The Witcher franchise. He's never been seen as a spoon before. Until now that is.
17 Comments
George
28/7/2015 05:13:44 pm
All this talk of spooning is making me giddy. What would Mr. Biffo look like as a spoon though, eh?
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Mr Biffo
29/7/2015 03:30:05 am
Sexier.
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Simon
29/7/2015 02:41:07 am
Hopefully Microsoft won't read this page as otherwise the latest Halo merchandise will be Halo related cutlery
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Voodoo76
29/7/2015 05:47:16 am
For fork sake is this what I've resorted to reading on my lunch break.
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Mr Biffo
29/7/2015 05:56:22 am
You love it.
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Voodoo76
29/7/2015 10:02:58 am
You're right I actually do, more than any human should admit to!
bozo
29/7/2015 05:55:18 am
I'm afraid there's a mistake. Number 10 is clearly a picture of Miles Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright (you can tell by the filigree adornment at the crest of the shaft)
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Jumbo Wiffey
29/7/2015 06:15:15 am
Unbelievable, have we now regressed to the point of "Spoon look - a - likes"?
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One of the Gibb Brothers... probably Barry
29/7/2015 06:47:27 am
I've read EDGE magazine for years and not once have the writers of that organ ever written anything as remotely good as this.
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deex
29/7/2015 08:54:48 am
"Organ" and "spoon" all on one page...I may have to go for a lie down.
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CrispyF
29/7/2015 09:59:52 am
This hasn't answered all of my questions. What about Diddy Kong? What about Lara Croft? I also need to be shown what these characters would look like if they were spoons. I demand an ongoing feature.
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Simon
30/7/2015 07:43:39 am
Agreed - one article where I definitely want a part 2!
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Mr Biffo
30/7/2015 08:06:38 am
I'll see what I can do... Part 1 nearly killed me...
Hoboerotica
30/7/2015 01:57:01 pm
You could say this article is a spoonfully good read!
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The Reverend William Archibald Spooner
31/7/2015 11:51:45 am
Dear Mr Biffo,
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luca
31/7/2015 07:14:51 pm
I used no 4 this morning...
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10/5/2016 08:51:23 pm
Inspired!
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