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HOW BIG IS TOO BIG? By Mr Biffo

24/11/2014

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Sounds a bit rude.

Here’s a terrible confession; I never finished Grand Theft Auto V first time around. Something went wrong in the brain with my stupid Xbox 360, and I lost about five days’ worth of gameplay. 

By my reckoning, I was about two-thirds of the way into completing the sprawling mass of main story, and I’d barely licked the surface in terms of all the side-missions, box-ticking and busy-work. Faced with that, I honestly couldn’t be bothered to play through it all again.

Don’t misunderstand me – I loved GTAV. However, I loved it despite that statement making me feel a bit uncomfortable and sad, to be honest. I do struggle with its particular brand of glamourised underbelly, misogynistic, wish-fulfillment. It’s such a cynical, depressing universe, and – call me weird if you must – I’d much rather live in a world without drug dealers, human trafficking, paparazzi, hollow celebrity and organised whatnots.


I yearn for an existence of Disneyfied possibility, where squirrels and bluebirds fly in through your kitchen window to do the washing up, make you toasties, and mop your drool.

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It’s possibly telling that my ultimate wish-fulfillment fantasy setting is a post-apocalypse – basically, the world as we know it, with all its natural beauty intact, but scrubbed clean of humanity's filth and insanity. Actually, looking at it that way, maybe I’m the cynical one.

For all that, GTAV is so well written, so well put together, that it’s virtually impossible not to enjoy it (even if you do have to shower afterwards). Now that I’ve had some distance from Savegate, I’m finally prepared to do it all over again with the next-gen re-release. 


Except… I’m busy with Far Cry 4 right now. 

Indeed, I’m likely to be busy with Far Cry 4 for the foreseeable future. It’s shaping up to be intimidatingly GTA-like in girth and breadth. I really need to know what the north of Kyrat looks like, and I need to hunt some tigers to make a new hat, and I’ve only just started doing up my house.


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The same thing happened to me last Christmas – I got a bunch of games, all of which ended up being sidelined by my obsession with Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag. These open world, sandbox, experiences are all well and good, but realistically how many of us have room in our lives for all of them? Before you even start with any online mode, you’ve got weeks, if not months, of work to do on the single player campaign.

Any one of them is like having a really needy girlfriend or boyfriend, who demands every second of your day. You’re dedicating all your time to them, while your friends – tired of your endless flakiness – are getting on with their own lives. As I’m playing Far Cry 4, I’m forever wondering how things are going with GTAV, or Assassin’s Creed: Unity. Are they down the pub having fun without me? Are they talking about me? Do they hate me now? Why do they hate me? Please stop hating me. I've just been busy, that's all. You don't understand. Please don't hang up...

I’m not for a second advocating that all games should be shorter and more immediate (although, like a between-course sorbet at some fancy restaurant, I’m probably going to play Geometry Wars 3 before I embark on yet another epic). We’re living in a time when the riches are abundant. It’s a lovely problem to have, this era of untold gaming value. Long gone are the days when it was seemingly acceptable to put out a full price game with about three hours-worth of play in it.


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And I’ve been spoiled. Shadows of Modor was alright and stuff. It successfully did all the usual open-world things, but somehow I managed to burn through it in a couple of weeks. It left me disappointed that the main story wasn’t longer. That there wasn’t more meat on its bones. You basically get to a point with it where you’re invincible, and all challenge goes down the drain. Consequently, I felt disenchanted.

So I'm stuck. I really want to have a crack at the next-gen GTAV, and I really want to play Assassin’s Creed: Unity, even if I suspect it’s going to be a return to disappointment. And then I’ve got Dragon Age: Inquisition on my list. AND I want to get online with Call of Duty: Advanced Wafare. AND play Hotline Miami 2, whenever they get it finished. That's a lot of games, and most of them are enormous. Even if you do account for next year's first-quarter gaming drought, I’m never getting round to all of them, not with the awfulness of real life having to factor in as well.

This is an issue of time, and that’s not the fault of the studios responsible for these games. I kind of feel I should say that maybe there's a happy medium they could find - a way of trimming back the expanse of open-world games, while still making it feel like you've gotten your money's worth. But the truth is, I love that these games go on forever. I just wish I could play them all simultaneously.


What I really want is someone to invent a machine whereby I can both have my cake, and be able to eat it (plus, it would also be useful if the machine included some sort of waste treatment/hosing system, so that I didn't have to deal with my disgusting ablutions). 

Goodbye!
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AlmightyCasual link
24/11/2014 12:08:01 pm

Since I became a parent 8 months ago I have had to say a tearful goodbye to my competitive PC gaming.

I started buying single player stuff, but I like showing off so the rush isn't really there.

No time. I grab maybe an hour or two twice a week.

I need a PS4 with Call Of Duty or some such, so I can at least feel like I'm part of something again without the ludicrous requirement of 'training' and that. Consoles just seem less of a commitment.

The way I try and put a positive spin on limited gaming is: I had all those years of uninterrupted gaming during the time when games were ace, so sulking about missing out on the current stuff (which all seem a bit drawn-out, like Biffo says) is useless.

(It doesn't really work if I'm honest.)


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Mr Biffo
24/11/2014 01:42:30 pm

That's the spirit. Always look on the bright side.

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