Is your name Geoffrey? Doesn't matter. After all, it's not as if it's important or anything...
Animals, then. We've all got an opinion on them. Some people think that the best sort of animals are alive, and wandering around. Others believe that animals only truly come into their own when we're chewing and swallowing them.
But what of the other sort of animal: the sort of animal that is neither food nor foul? What do you think of those? We refer, of course, to animals what have gone and died and been stuffed with straw and bits and that.
What sort of emotional reaction might you have to the sort of animal what we have just described? It is time for you to find out.
Animals, then. We've all got an opinion on them. Some people think that the best sort of animals are alive, and wandering around. Others believe that animals only truly come into their own when we're chewing and swallowing them.
But what of the other sort of animal: the sort of animal that is neither food nor foul? What do you think of those? We refer, of course, to animals what have gone and died and been stuffed with straw and bits and that.
What sort of emotional reaction might you have to the sort of animal what we have just described? It is time for you to find out.
15. "GEOFFREY, COME BACK! I FORGIVE YOU!"
14. "DO YOU LIKE ME, GEOFFREY?"
13. "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO, GEOFFREY!"
12. "GEOFFREY, I'M MASHED."
11. "GEOFFREY, I THINK I LEFT THE STOVE ON."
10. "I COULD DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE, GEOFFREY!"
9. "RUN, GEOFFREY, RUN!"
8. "HELLO, GEOFFREY!"
7. "GEOFFREY!"
6. "YES, GEOFFREY!"
5. "NO, GEOFFREY!"
4. "GEOFFREY?"
3. "AH, GEOFFREY!"
2. "YIP-YIP! GEOFFREY!"
1. "GEOFFREY."
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