Sorry, all, but we don't get paid for this nonsense, and we'd quite like to spend the next week getting drunk in a shed.
We're penning our traditional Pant-Oh script right now - but as an extra Christmas gift to you we will also run one feature as chosen by YOU the readers. Or one reader, anyway.
Send us your sugggestions - through our contact form, Facebook, Twitter or the comments - and we will choose our favourite one to turn into an "article", which will appear here at some point tomorrow (you will even receive a credit)
It could be a Digitiser2000 favourite, such as more Man's Daddy or Man's Diary, or a seasonal return for an older Digitiser character. Or maybe something completely new. We honestly don't care that much - we'll do any old rubbish.
Begin generating your suggestion... NOW.