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HAVE YOURSELF A DIGI LITTLE CHRISTMAS COMPETITION

18/12/2014

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Sadly, this Friday the 19th of December, in the year of our Lord Brownaround - 2014 - will see the final full Digitiser2000 update until after the tradition of Chrustmess has spent its wick.

Sorry, all, but we don't get paid for this nonsense, and we'd quite like to spend the next week getting drunk in a shed.

We're penning our traditional Pant-Oh script right now - but as an extra Christmas gift to you we will also run one feature as chosen by YOU the readers. Or one reader, anyway.

Send us your sugggestions - through our contact form, Facebook, Twitter or the comments - and we will  choose our favourite one to turn into an "article", which will appear here at some point tomorrow (you will even receive a credit)

It could be a Digitiser2000 favourite, such as more Man's Daddy or Man's Diary, or a seasonal return for an older Digitiser character. Or maybe something completely new. We honestly don't care that much - we'll do any old rubbish.

Begin generating your suggestion... NOW.

27 Comments
Ian link
18/12/2014 10:16:02 am

Morse & Lewis in a rap battle with the Snakes. *nods*

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Doc Strange
18/12/2014 10:25:50 am

A five minute video review for the new Toad WiiU game read out by the Indian gentleman from your videos.

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Mr Biffo
18/12/2014 10:34:27 am

They're both in for consideration. You might have to wait for the video review, mind. It usually takes him a couple of days. More, please!

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2Geoff
18/12/2014 10:48:45 am

I'D LIKE TO SEE THE MAN DADDY ON DRAGONS DEN, SO MUCH SO, THAT I'M SHOUTING, SON.

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2Geiff
18/12/2014 10:52:06 am

THAT'S RIGHT! "MAN DADDY"! I SHAN'T REPENT! You can't catch me! Heeee heeeee heeeee!

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Gaming Mill link
18/12/2014 11:01:04 am

I'd like to see Zombie Dave explaining to little baby Jesus that, technically, he will be a zombie for three days in just over three decades.

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PhilWal
18/12/2014 11:05:56 am

For my suggestion
I'm feeling brave:
Have The Rapping Shoe
Rise from his grave.

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charlie link
18/12/2014 11:36:36 am

You haven't done any limericks yet, you toad. Bring back E. Lear.

goodbye.

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Antony Adler
18/12/2014 11:37:26 am

I'm sorry I can't think of anything to add as it's all gold, but I did want to say thanks for everything and enjoy your break. We'll miss you over the holidays!

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Mr Biffo
18/12/2014 03:40:05 pm

Cheers for that, guy. We'll actually miss you too!

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NEG
18/12/2014 12:54:33 pm

HORRAY FOR SONIC!

HORRAY!

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gonebeface
18/12/2014 12:58:37 pm

Hour about an informative article from Mr.T explaining the troubles faced by changing bin collection times at Christmas. Or the rapping shoe...

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FEoD link
18/12/2014 01:21:54 pm

Doctor Derek Doctors!

(Or Phoning Honey, but free of the restrictions o broadcast telly, use the real shop names...)

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Mr Biffo
18/12/2014 03:40:43 pm

These are all excellent suggestions. Apart from The Rapping Shoe, which I think is just being suggested to spite me.

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PhilWal
18/12/2014 04:32:53 pm

The suggestion carries
Not a trace of spite.
Just a fan of the boot
Lyrics, laces so tight.

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Mr Biffo
19/12/2014 01:23:14 am

Hmmmph.

Chris link
18/12/2014 03:46:45 pm

A Christmas Snakes story/comic. I'm imagining them cussing Santa bad. Featuring a guest appearance from Mr T (SPOILER: He tells somebody to "stay away from his bins").

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Frank Chickens
18/12/2014 04:06:23 pm

Would love to see a Christmas Phoning Honey or Mr. T's guide to Christmas.

Merry Christmas Digi and have a happy new year!

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Mr Leggings
18/12/2014 05:10:58 pm

What? No! You've just got back. You can't have a break yet.
I was looking forward to having Digitiser to read over Christmas for the first time in 20 years.
Who can I write to to complain about this?

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Mocston Galapagos VII
18/12/2014 06:21:50 pm

Phoning Honey.

Phoning Honey, discussing "Christmas Issues" with UKIP.

HUSSSS!

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Charming Fox
18/12/2014 11:45:07 pm

A completely blank article

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Mr Biffo
19/12/2014 01:23:49 am

Runner-up.

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Piebald Alastair
19/12/2014 02:31:26 am

Help! I'm about to be killed! I'd better be quick. Hey, what about a retrospective of all the gaming characters who were killed or died this year?
Nothing says Christmas like game-o-grief!

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Super Bad Advice
19/12/2014 03:52:35 am

Anything that uses the phrase 'moc-moc-a-moc'. Though with the possible exception of that being used as the sole narration to a video showing haemorrhoid surgery in frighteningly graphic detail.

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Mr Leggings
19/12/2014 04:30:23 am

I would like to hear Insincere Dave's views on Gamergate.

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Chocky
19/12/2014 06:58:08 am

A lens.

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Mr Biffo
19/12/2014 02:57:55 pm

Congratulations to Frank Chickens and Gonebeface, who won the Christmas content competition. But honourable mention to all who suggested the Snakes - we did a Christmas e-Card featuring them.

And to everyone who suggested The Rapping Shoe... HUSSSS! Suggestions for Doctor Derek Doctors and Insincere Dave taking on Gamergate have all gone into the ideas pot for 2015. Thanks for taking the time, y'all! We were quite surprised by the level of response.

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