Still, we're here now. Can I get you anything? Strawberry daiquiri? A flute of Armand de Brigand 1967? I assure you that my cellar is quite well stocked.
Tell you what - I'll trust you to leave it to my discretion. Drape yourself over the ottoman, and have a browse of these console hardware cosplayers, while I rustle up a concoction that I promise will set our lips a-tingling.
Don't worry; at least he remembered to stretch a beanie over his head before slipping inside. Tell me, young man - is your micro soft?
Can you guess my favourite 007? That's right - it's Roger Moore, of course!
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond - I expect you to squeal!"
Coincidentally, "The 'D' Pad" is the nickname some have given to my Kensington chambers - where these two fellows are more than welcome to bring their Ds.