GUEST REVIEWER: David Mellor
Don’t tell me what to review, you disgusting, working class oik. I've been in the Cabinet, I'm an award-winning broadcaster, I'm a Queen's Counsel. You think that your experiences are anything compared to mine? Go away and get an education before telling me what to review.
Do you get any of this, my little, green friend? Or do you need me to tell you tomorrow, on the radio, what a sweaty, stupid little shit you are?
You’ve fucking ruined her day.
MELLOR’S RATING: 72%