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GAME REVIEW: Super Smash Bros. (Wii U)

26/11/2014

GUEST REVIEWER: David Mellor

Don’t tell me what to review, you disgusting, working class oik. I've been in the Cabinet, I'm an award-winning broadcaster, I'm a Queen's Counsel. You think that your experiences are anything compared to mine? Go away and get an education before telling me what to review.

Do you get any of this, my little, green friend? Or do you need me to tell you tomorrow, on the radio, what a sweaty, stupid little shit you are?

You’ve fucking ruined her day.

MELLOR’S RATING: 72%

1 Comment

Wrist Flapper

10/4/2018 05:29:30 am

Do you still read these? If so, cheers for this. It made me smile to remember the time when a massive arsehole got shown up as a massive arsehole, then tried to convince people he wasn't a massive arsehole only for them to say "actually, mate, you're a massive arsehole".

GAME REVIEW: Super Smash Bros. (Wii U)

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