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FULL OF BEANS: 14 TRAUMATISING IMAGES OF MR BEAN MASKS

10/4/2016

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Picture'Mr Bin' - a version of Mr Bean, from the Philippines.
"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean's life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to" - the words there of Mr Bean creator Rowan Atkinson. 

See, everybody loves Mr Bean.

​Whether he's getting his head stuck up a turkey, or eating a crab in a funny way, it's almost always clear why he's one of British comedy's greatest exports - and it's why you'll find Mr Bean merchandise available in almost every country.

Some of that merchandising, however, leaves something to be desired. Consequently, here are 15 alarming Mr Bean masks, along with 14 of our own pitches for potential Mr Bean adventures.

14. Bean brushes teeth. Swallows toothbrush. Farts.
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13. Bean prepares salad. Runs out of dressing. Uses bleach.
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12. Bean trims hedge. Drops shears. Shrieks, panics.
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11. Bean visits supermarket. Falls in freezer. Absorbs contents.
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10. Bean posts letter. Hand gets stuck. Vomits, trembles.
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9. Bean eats steak. Bean becomes vegan. Bean re-named "Began".
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8. Bean enlists. Goes to war. Gets PTSD, hiccups.
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7. Bean attends funeral. Hides in coffin. Buried.
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6. Bean becomes king. Crown won't fit. Wears basketball hoop.
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5. Bean does DIY. Can't find hammer. Uses fossil.
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4. Bean digs well. Finds oil. Doesn't care.
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3. Bean buys dog. Regrets decision. Sells it.
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2. Bean ploughs field. Finds Saxon gold. Eats it.
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1. Bean goes bird watching. Climbs tree for closer look. Squats in nest, weeps.
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FROM THE ARCHIVE:
13 MASK-WEARING ANIMALS
13 BIZARRE VICTORIAN INVENTIONS
32 BIZARRE AFRICAN MOVIE POSTERS
5 Comments
FEoD link
11/4/2016 06:17:17 am

These Mr Bean masks could be the items de rigueur for all members when Digitiser becomes a movement in the vein of fsociety, Anonymous or Reddit*.

Bugger. Can I type "Anonymous" in the comments like that or will they be able to Google it and hackzor both me and the whole interweb in revenge..?



*Actually I'm too old to know what a "Reddit" actually is, but it sounds menacing.

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Dr Peanuts
11/4/2016 10:50:10 am

Number 13 is clearly Nigel Farrage. The real Mr Beans!

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MrPSB
11/4/2016 01:10:34 pm

Fannies

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Clive Peppard
11/4/2016 08:36:02 pm

I need number 10 in my life

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Retro Resolution link
12/4/2016 03:02:44 pm

No. 8 - Nixon
No. 7 - Klinger from M*A*S*H

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