FOR SOME REASON, THE MODELS ON THE COVER OF THESE VINTAGE FOREIGN COMPUTER MAGAZINES ALL LOOK LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY'D USE A COMPUTERS FOR IS TO ADD UP THE TAKINGS FROM THEIR SEX DUNGEON

The past is a different country. When I was growing up, nobody thought anything of a creepy middle-aged male entertainer dressed in a silver Bacofoil suit surrounding himself with children. Of course, revelations in recent years have demonstrated that nothing from the 70s, 80s and 90s is to be trusted.

It's hard to look at anything from that era without reading a little too much into it. Take this gallery of foreign computing magazines for example...

KURT

"Oh, hello. Willkommen to my private room."

ANNIKA

"Come along, my dear. We have much work to complete."

KLAUS-PETER

"Klaus-Peter is so excited to see you!"

HERWIG

"Your chatter is distracting. Herwig should never have let you out of der cellar."

ELINA & LUDGER

"Shall we get nude together?"

IDA & UDO

"Oh, hello. We were just talking about you..."

VALTER

"Valter is feeling very excited today."

JURGEN

"Jurgen will be with you in one moment. Please. Remove your robe. It is time for you to become comfortable."

NINA & GERT

"We hope you are ready to have ein good time, okay? Did you remember to bring der special things?"

ARNDT

"Please follow Arndt into der special room. No shoes, thank you. Arndt is trying to protect der carpet."