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FOR SOME REASON, THE MODELS ON THE COVER OF THESE VINTAGE FOREIGN COMPUTER MAGAZINES ALL LOOK LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY'D USE A COMPUTERS FOR IS TO ADD UP THE TAKINGS FROM THEIR SEX DUNGEON

12/9/2017

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The past is a different country. When I was growing up, nobody thought anything of a creepy middle-aged male entertainer dressed in a silver Bacofoil suit surrounding himself with children. Of course, revelations in recent years have demonstrated that nothing from the 70s, 80s and 90s is to be trusted.

It's hard to look at anything from that era without reading a little too much into it. Take this gallery of foreign computing magazines for example...
KURT
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"Oh, hello. Willkommen to my private room."
ANNIKA
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"Come along, my dear. We have much work to complete."
KLAUS-PETER
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"Klaus-Peter is so excited to see you!"
HERWIG
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"Your chatter is distracting. Herwig should never have let you out of der cellar."
ELINA & LUDGER
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"Shall we get nude together?"
IDA & UDO
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"Oh, hello. We were just talking about you..."
VALTER
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"Valter is feeling very excited today."
JURGEN
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"Jurgen will be with you in one moment. Please. Remove your robe. It is time for you to become comfortable."
NINA & GERT
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"We hope you are ready to have ein good time, okay? Did you remember to bring der special things?"
ARNDT
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"Please follow Arndt into der special room. No shoes, thank you. Arndt is trying to protect der carpet."
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16 Comments
Nick
12/9/2017 09:33:10 am

Is The Annika issue reviewing something called the ZX Spectrum: Penetrator?

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Starbuck
13/9/2017 12:00:45 am

Used to love Penetrator, despite the dodgy name and the fact that not long after entering the "tunnel" I'd mess up and it'd be all over.

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Darrel
12/9/2017 09:48:44 am

I might be wrong, but Klaus Peter's tie appears to be defying gravity, unless he's jumping backwards over the speccy and flicking his head downwards.

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@GeezerD205
12/9/2017 09:55:10 am

Nah, Annika is carrying the Dragon 32 so she's reviewing the 'Star Jammer' which sounds like a euphemism for a butt plug!

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Jol
12/9/2017 10:40:12 am

Udo kind of looks like a vintage pornstar version of David Mitchell.

That Kurt one is genuinely bewitching. I can't stop looking at it. It poses so many questions - why has his hair been photoshopped? Why is he doing computer things in the woods beneath a stormy hilltop, being overlooked by a spooky castle? Is the room shown on the screen the inside of the castle? What is he plotting?!?!?!

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Darcy
12/9/2017 10:56:23 am

Nina is clearly about to murder "Gert".

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Nick
12/9/2017 11:00:52 am

Just one of the many such murders at the ZX Microfair that year.

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Meatballs-me-branch-me-do
12/9/2017 12:34:49 pm

Ich bin ein cussen you bad!!! Moc-moc-a-moc!!

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neil
12/9/2017 03:31:27 pm

took me a while but Ida = Alan Davies

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Chris Wyatt
13/9/2017 04:51:06 pm

XD

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Mrtankthreat
12/9/2017 03:41:20 pm

Since the comments section has turned into spot the look-a-like I think Valter's real name may be Paul Foot.

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Mrtankthreat
12/9/2017 03:48:37 pm

Also Jurgen has a hint of Tom Hanks about him and Elina is Lorraine Kelly. Gert is looking familiar too. I'm trying to picture him without the moustache. It's like when Vic and Bob disguise celebrities as Hitler.

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Bryan
12/9/2017 05:17:37 pm

So, that's what Lou Reed from Little Britain does when he's not looking after Andy

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Starbuck
12/9/2017 11:58:04 pm

Stewart Lee (Jürgen) has let himself go a bit. Also: Kurt reminds me of my memory of Weird Al Yankovic. Klaus-Peter = that one from Blur. Does cheese and David Cameron.

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ChorltonWheelie
14/9/2017 06:14:41 pm

I think we can all agree this proves Commodore owners are the sexy motherfuckers.

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JABBERWOC
19/9/2017 08:57:59 pm

HEY! I SAW A FEMALE BUM AND NOW I'M HOT AND BOTHERED! ♥

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