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FIND YOUR GAMERTAG

3/1/2015

9 Comments

 
We all know how hard it is to come up with a new gamer tag or nickname when signing up for Xbox Live, or the PlayStation Network, or Steam, or, y'know - those sorts of things. So why not let Digitiser 2000 take the difficulty out of the equation, with our handy Find Your Gamertag-O-Matic?

Using the table below, you'll be able to generate a brand new, utterly unique, gaming nickname that will make both friends and enemies fear and respect you.
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JaquesMackerel!!!!
3/1/2015 08:16:55 am

I was just thinking about all those quizzes where it tells you what kind of Soft Drink you are, and includes questions like 'Has your husband/wife ever pissed the bed?'. If you had a different "YOU ARE A..." for each combination of answers (tn yes/no would be 100 soft drinks), then you could lookup every response, and then reply to them "I never knew Daniel pissed the bed and you are on antidepressants.".
It would save *you* having to unfollow *them*. Much better this way.

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Mr Biffo
3/1/2015 09:22:30 am

Hah! I may try a flowchart-type approach to exactly that sort of thing in the future...

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FEoD link
3/1/2015 11:20:17 am

I had to chortle when I worked out the other halves. Unfortunately she was sat next to me at the time and enquired what was so funny. 3 day Digi-ban? sadface.

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Mr Biffo
3/1/2015 12:02:44 pm

I demand to know her new "gamertag"!

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JacquesNewsnight1942?!?
4/1/2015 02:24:00 pm

But I want to add "xX" onto the start of mine and "Xx" onto the end! Where's the rule that will allow me to do that?

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Mr Biffo
4/1/2015 02:30:27 pm

Right here: X's are FORBIDDEN.

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lilock3
5/1/2015 05:19:23 am

"Utterly unique", pah!, and PAH! again! My sister and I have the same initials and the same birth month, so your table falls flat on its face, and what's the use in a face down table? I am totally convinced that I almost have the best part of half a mind to maybe think about considering asking for a little bit of some of my money back! Except I haven't given you any money, ever, so that was a mildly bad idea, wouldn't you say? Rest assured though, I will never consider giving you money for this rubbish!

Also, this: I'm considering giving you money for this rubbish. I will salivate some oil onto the creaking hinges of my bank account and see if, after the recent costly festivities, there is any money left with your name on it. (You're on the back of the £5 note, right? And it's The Man's Daddy on the £10? Or am I thinking of the "Monopoly - Digitiser Edition" that doesn't exist?) I've wanted to see Digi rise from the ashes like a reanimated corpse as much as the next man, I just needed a way to help do it. Now here you are clobbering me over the head, chucking "sausages" (links to Patreon) at me and shouting "that's the way to do it!" like something from a Richard and Judy show, TV's popular mid-morning puppet duo. You disgust me. Long may it continue!

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Mr Biffo
5/1/2015 01:06:49 pm

Why thank you, young "lilock".I think The Man's Daddy book goes to everyone who pledges $10 a month - so that's about £6.50. Which would help us out massively. I'm also adding videos for Patrons - first one goes up tonight, if you're desperate to see my enormous, sweaty face answering supporter questions. Every little bit helps - so big, big cheers in advance!

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Jerkin Coke
6/1/2015 04:23:33 am

This means one of my closest friends is PredatoryPostOffice9/11. I must inform her of this fact.

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