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E3 2019: UBISOFT GIVES US LONDONERS, THE PUNISHER AND A ZELDA RIP-OFF

11/6/2019

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UbiSoft's E3 presentation kicked off in earnest with a symphonic performance of the Assassin's Creed Odyssey score, previewing an upcoming musical tour. I mean, it was very nice and all that, but not really what anybody was there for. 

Along the way there was an embarrassing dance sequence to mark the tenth anniversary of Just Dance - you could feel the rictus grins even on this side of a YouTube stream - and an unexpected appearance by a man from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

​He was there to promote his upcoming Apple Plus TV show, Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet... in which he plays the creative director of a fantasy video game. 

Yes: UbiSoft is getting into film and TV production. Because... why not?

In spite of all these distractions, UbiSoft still managed to show off some games, even if it was a more muted, perfunctory, presentation than it has put on in recent years.

Here are the big boiz you ought to know about.
WATCH DOGS: LEGION
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I had a real bad reaction to this. I actually quite liked the previous Watch Dogs games, despite them not being universally loved. My main issue is that they always felt a bit try-hard edgy; all that "smash the system"-type stuff, and the graffiti, and hoodies and that. 

The same attitude is carrying over to Legion... only this time it'll be set in a near-future London.

I consider myself a Londoner, and I have always loved my city... but it wasn't until I saw the trailer for Watch Dogs: Legion that I realised I'm actually quite protective of it. 

From the opening, foul-mouthed, Danny Dyer-esque, narration, which talked about London being a fascist police state, full of "extremists" - turns out I'm a bit touchy when it comes to foreigners portraying London as a city full of terrorists - to the weary Women's Institute killer grandmother, to the bloke from Ubisoft's misguided references to Brexit... it sort of pressed the wrong buttons for me.

I'm pleased there'll finally be an open world game set in my home city... but I'm not happy that it's being painted with such broad strokes. The script and acting in the trailer was dreadful, a non-local's idea of what London is like... and it got me wondering whether the residents of other cities feel the same way when their homes are depicted in games.

Anyhow. The big selling point of Legion is that you can recruit anyone you see into your cause - young, old... if they're in the game, you can play them. Beyond that, barely any gameplay was shown - this, I soon realised, would be the norm for Ubisoft's presentation - so who knows what it'll be like?

​Still. Weird seeing Camden Market in a game. 
GODS & MONSTERS
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The team behind the brilliant Assassin's Creed: Odyssey are creating this open world RPG-lite, which unshackles them from the restrictions of history, and takes a deep delve into Greek mythology. With its stylised visuals and sword-wielding protagonist, a lot of people remarked how similar it looks to a certain Nintendo game...

And no; not Super Smash Bros. That's UbiSoft's shameless Brawlhalla.

Again; no gameplay shown. 
ROLLER CHAMPIONS
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A demo of the web-based free-to-play Roller Champions is already available to play on the UbiSoft store.

It's what you'd expect; a sort of cartoony take on Rollerball, if you're old enough to remember the ultra-violent, dystopian, 70s sci-fi spots nonsense.

It was nice to see that Ubisoft had managed to balance out its upcoming slate with some bright colours, because the bulk of its upcoming offerings are all gritty, dark, military games; new stuff for The Division 2, new stuff for Rainbow Six, and a brand new Rainbow Six game.

By the end there was so much grit in my eyes I had to use Optrex!!!!!!

​Rubbish.
RAINBOW SIX QUARANTINE 
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A spin-off of Siege, Quarantine is a three-player co-op thing that, from the looks of it, has players fighting against some sort of virus thing. It all looked a bit survival horror-y, but - yet again - Ubisoft were incredibly gameplay-shy this year, and details were scant.

The trailer mostly stuck to the POV of some bloke with a gammy arm. 
GHOST RECON BREAKPOINT
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Breakpoint was introduced by none other than Thingy from The Walking Dead. You know; The Punisher feller. Who for some reason brought a dog (presumably his own) on stage with him.

What's that about? Why is it only Hollywood stars who think they can bring their dogs along to professional engagements? If I took a dog to a meeting they'd think I'd gone insane. 

Anyway. What is Breakpoint? The two trailers failed to show any gameplay, but one of them did feature an interminable shouty speech from the video game version of The Punisher man, while the other had lots of shooting and explosions. Again: no gameplay. Same old, same old. 

Overall, there was a feel of UbiSoft marking time until the next generation drops. You can bet that there are new Far Cry and Assassin's Creed games in the works - but we may well be looking at them not arriving until Microsoft and Sony have new hardware out. 

There was no sign of Beyond Good & Evil 2 - a game shown at two previous E3s - implying that UbiSoft has realised it might have shot its bolt prematurely there. Again, I wouldn't be surprised if that also becomes a next-gen title.

​Which would include Google Stadia; UbiSoft announced it was partnering with Stadia, bringing its uPlay service to the streaming platform.

There was a notably muted ripple of applause at this announcement, and when the camera cut away to him, you could see the tension written all over Phil Harrison's Marillion-loving face. 

Le pompt!
5 Comments
Bellfriend
11/6/2019 09:13:19 am

'Bellend' does not mean what they think it means

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Nick
11/6/2019 10:10:57 am

That Granchester programme always shows the vicar cycling the wrong way to places.
Not quite the same as everyone being portrayed as extremists but it really winds me up.

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big grundle
11/6/2019 12:30:12 pm

Honestly I'm really happy about London being treated so hamfistedly. Partially because I never stop being amused by how little Americans know about the outside world, compared to how much we have to know about them. But I think also because I London is the enemy of the rest of the country and anything harmful to it gives me life.

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Harry Steele link
11/6/2019 02:53:07 pm

I bought an Xbox 360 as that was rumoured to be the console on which the sequel to Beyond Good & Evil - one of my favourite games ever - would be released for. Ha ha!

I hate everything about the new game though - gone is the gentle and spiritual nature of the original and in it's place are unlikable and sweary characters. Now I don't mind if it never comes out. Double ha ha!

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Meatballs-me-branch-me-do
11/6/2019 05:25:53 pm

Every time there’s a new edition planned for a big series set in real world locations, British games journos always bleat about how it should be set in London.

Then, when a game finally is set in London, they moan that they don’t like the way it’s depicted. Half the reviews for the Getaway series were the review team talking about driving around trying to find places they knew, and the other half were complaining that everyone was all Cockerney.

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